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BIGLAWYERS DO YOU HAVE YOUR SECRETARY PROOFREAD UR SHIT?

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bull headed principal's office juggernaut
  10/21/14
lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC...
lime site
  10/21/14
i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch eve...
bull headed principal's office juggernaut
  10/21/14
do you know how retarded secretary's are?
lime site
  10/21/14
i guess not
bull headed principal's office juggernaut
  10/21/14
I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.
Appetizing Hyperventilating Puppy
  10/21/14
how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? ...
bull headed principal's office juggernaut
  10/21/14
Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are. ...
Appetizing Hyperventilating Puppy
  10/21/14
brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fuckin...
lime site
  10/21/14
cr
Plum Theater
  10/21/14
Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust m...
Appetizing Hyperventilating Puppy
  10/21/14
MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've e...
Rose Dashing Lay Blood Rage
  10/21/14
yep
provocative spruce meetinghouse cuckoldry
  10/21/14
absolutely not
orchid church
  10/21/14
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Cracking Half-breed Chad
  06/28/25
this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to rev...
Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  06/28/25
Of course.
bull headed principal's office juggernaut
  06/28/25
I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fu...
Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  06/28/25
During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a de...
bull headed principal's office juggernaut
  06/28/25
I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well abov...
Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  06/28/25
i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run i...
Razzmatazz karate
  06/28/25


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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office juggernaut



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: lime site

lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC. do u think it'd make sense for her to read my shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#26561918)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office juggernaut

i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch every typo in a 20-page discovery response

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: lime site

do you know how retarded secretary's are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#26561947)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office juggernaut

i guess not

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Hyperventilating Puppy

I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#26562084)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office juggernaut

how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? come on

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Hyperventilating Puppy

Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are.

By the way, doesn't your firm have a doc services dept that will proofread your shit? We had a 24/7 one. They are actually competent. One neat trick is if it is due in the morning you can finish it, send it to them and then pick it up in the AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#26562130)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: lime site

brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fucking low as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#26562134)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Plum Theater

cr

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Hyperventilating Puppy

Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust my secretary to do basically anything other than check formatting and submit for reimbursements. Now that I'm in-house the same remains true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#26561999)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Rose Dashing Lay Blood Rage

MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've ever met. I worked in a lot of professional offices growing up in a big city suburb and the office staffs there were about 20x as smart as a good biglaw secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#26562026)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: provocative spruce meetinghouse cuckoldry

yep

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: orchid church

absolutely not

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Cracking Half-breed Chad



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night

this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to review for any comments and if they miss something you yell at them later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#49057266)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office juggernaut

Of course.

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night

I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fucking mail if it mattered, I'd always do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#49057303)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: bull headed principal's office juggernaut

During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a dedicated, intelligent, knowledgeable gay male secretary who could have been an attorney himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#49057306)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night

I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well above average for the firm and then one partner I worked with a lot had a jamaican lady who did not like any of us, but I know for a fact nothing bad would happen to either of them if something didn't get out of the mailroom in time whereas my ass would be grass so I'd head down and watch the mail proles put it in the outgoing before even trusting them, I think they must have hated me because I seemed to be constantly harassing them a minute before last call to get shit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#49057314)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz karate

i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run it through AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2...id.#49057308)