A one-way portal to 1993 opens. Do you take it?
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Date: December 3rd, 2014 1:43 PM Author: Soul-stirring Sanctuary
The catch: You'll start out your current age, homeless, and without any knowledge of events or technology after 1993 in a city of your choice. Nobody will know you, and you'll never be in contact with any of your current family and friends again.
Is it worth it?
Edit: hypo version 2: You can take your immediate family with you, and you will be set up with a $20k/year retail job and generic identity (no other family or friends, but you're not a stranger to people at work) to go along with that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26848913) |
Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: grizzly candlestick maker
*gets raped immediately*
*catches AIDS*
*dies horrifically 6 months later*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849026) |
Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM Author: Cobalt Space Ladyboy
Yes
Get in on the tech bubble, and you'll be set for life.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849035) |
Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:05 PM Author: vigorous immigrant
Why they fuck would you want to go again through school, testing, job interviews, working in TTT jerbs for assholes, saving money, and the Bush presidency?
Other than social shit and knowing you could correct all the mistakes you made socially wtf would you want to do that shit again?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849037) |
Date: December 3rd, 2014 2:31 PM Author: house-broken bossy mediation
*waves goodbye over shoulder without looking back*
EDIT: Just read the remainder of the hypo and no, I wouldn't want to go back to 1993 to be homeless and likely die of starvation/some gross homeless disease within a year or two. If I wanted to do that I could walk out my door and be homeless today. Whether it was 1993 or not wouldn't really matter.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#26849186) |
Date: June 18th, 2025 2:08 AM Author: floppy startled menage clown
*balding, homeless lawyer from the future stumbles into 1993 Pizza Hut parking lot, mouth so parched he cannot speak*
*picks up a piece of bark mulch from the flowerbed and begins hastily scrawling something onto the sidewalk*
"I'M HERE FOR THE PIZZA PAR.."
*keels over and dies*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2745792&forum_id=2...id.#49027192) |
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