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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
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  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
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  06/04/17
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  08/17/20
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Big-titted Lilac Gas Station
  12/12/14
jesus
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/13/14
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Bistre brunch
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
Violet thirsty office nibblets
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
zombie-like property
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
Violet thirsty office nibblets
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
charcoal pea-brained point french chef
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
insecure avocado plaza
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
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  12/11/14
:(
insecure avocado plaza
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180
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  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
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  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
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  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
Crimson Boyish Field
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
transparent swashbuckling tanning salon
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
Nubile rehab keepsake machete
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
transparent swashbuckling tanning salon
  12/11/14
lol
Nubile rehab keepsake machete
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
Disgusting Blue Doctorate
  12/11/14
...
lascivious sienna ceo
  06/04/17
...
maize at-the-ready school
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
soggy translucent native
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
aphrodisiac crusty school cafeteria
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
Garnet Address Dopamine
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
elite mad cow disease partner
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
Garnet Address Dopamine
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
aquamarine house
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
zombie-like property
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Iridescent very tactful laser beams jewess
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
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  12/11/14
...
elite mad cow disease partner
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation
  12/11/14
?
Flushed twinkling uncleanness foreskin
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Razzmatazz Associate Knife
  12/11/14
the departing
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  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
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It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
charcoal pea-brained point french chef
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
charcoal pea-brained point french chef
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
Anal irradiated heaven philosopher-king
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
zombie-like property
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
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  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
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  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
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He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
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"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
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http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
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  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
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  01/23/15
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pale shrine regret
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
transparent swashbuckling tanning salon
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
pale shrine regret
  12/11/14
Pls post
charcoal pea-brained point french chef
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
pale shrine regret
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
rebellious stage legend
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
pale shrine regret
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
rebellious stage legend
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
pale shrine regret
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
rebellious stage legend
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
pale shrine regret
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
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  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
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  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
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  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
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  12/11/14
fuck
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  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
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  12/11/14
oh my god
insecure avocado plaza
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
insecure avocado plaza
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
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  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/11/14
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  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
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  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
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  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
Multi-colored kitchen
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
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  12/11/14
lol
insecure avocado plaza
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
Multi-colored kitchen
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
insecure avocado plaza
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
lol
soul-stirring university voyeur
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
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  12/13/14
...
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  06/04/17
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charcoal pea-brained point french chef
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
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  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
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  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation
  12/11/14
...
pale shrine regret
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
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  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
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  12/13/14
fuck
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...
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
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  12/11/14
oh dear
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
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  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
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  12/11/14
95%
Milky Fat Ankles
  12/12/14
:(
yellow love of her life locale
  12/12/14
holy shit
Orange aromatic chapel
  12/12/14
...
zombie-like property
  02/11/16
JFC
Heady stain brethren
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
Nubile rehab keepsake machete
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
violent lay dysfunction
  12/11/14
...
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Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
violent lay dysfunction
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
pale shrine regret
  12/11/14
7
Multi-colored kitchen
  12/11/14
:(
Infuriating wagecucks crackhouse
  01/22/15
invalid link
trip locus
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Supple Ocher Immigrant
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
charcoal pea-brained point french chef
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
diverse chestnut goyim hall
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
Disgusting Blue Doctorate
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
diverse chestnut goyim hall
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
insecure avocado plaza
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
Judgmental honey-headed kitty cat
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
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  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
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...
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  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
laughsome senate cuck
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
Multi-colored kitchen
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
insecure avocado plaza
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
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  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
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HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
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  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
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  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
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  12/11/14
stfu PN
Flushed twinkling uncleanness foreskin
  12/11/14
120 :(
yellow love of her life locale
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
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BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/12/14
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  12/13/14
especially true in SF
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  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
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  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
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...
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  12/13/14
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  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
saffron set
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
zombie-like property
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
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  12/11/14
christ on a stick
Bat-shit-crazy Primrose Site
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
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  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
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  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
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  12/11/14
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  12/12/14
...
saffron set
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
appetizing therapy parlor
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
histrionic dilemma
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
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  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
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  12/11/14
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  12/12/14
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  12/12/14
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...
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earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
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To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
charcoal pea-brained point french chef
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
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  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
charcoal pea-brained point french chef
  12/11/14
agreed
salmon garrison
  12/11/14
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  12/11/14
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  12/12/14
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most underrated subthread itt
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ty
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Charismatic station
  03/05/17
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  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
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...
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...
Cheese-eating half-breed
  12/11/14
harsh
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  12/11/14
...
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  12/11/14
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  12/12/14
still
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Orange aromatic chapel
  12/12/14
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  12/13/14
Business idea:
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  12/13/14
fuck
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  01/23/15
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Marvelous market travel guidebook
  06/04/17
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  12/12/14
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  12/12/14
jfc 180
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padded as usual
Charismatic station
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...
Orange aromatic chapel
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  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
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  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
Flushed twinkling uncleanness foreskin
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
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  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
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  12/22/14
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  12/22/14
Sick
Razzmatazz Associate Knife
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
Anal irradiated heaven philosopher-king
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
razzle theatre gunner
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
Bistre brunch
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
Insanely creepy institution
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
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  01/22/15
...
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  01/23/15
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  01/23/15
...
Disturbing Hunting Ground
  01/23/15
brutal
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  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
zombie-like property
  02/11/16
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vivacious shitlib psychic
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
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  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
wine national
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
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  09/15/17
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  04/25/15
:(
Orange aromatic chapel
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
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:(
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  09/15/17
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Fluffy Hot Cuckoldry
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
zombie-like property
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
Fluffy Hot Cuckoldry
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
stirring mint forum ratface
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: zombie-like property

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible dark center

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Anal irradiated heaven philosopher-king

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling twisted pocket flask antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: transparent swashbuckling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: outnumbered menage

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Big-titted Lilac Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: insecure avocado plaza

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: insecure avocado plaza

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Maroon cruise ship bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Bistre brunch

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Violet thirsty office nibblets

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: zombie-like property

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Violet thirsty office nibblets

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: insecure avocado plaza

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: hateful hissy fit spot

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: insecure avocado plaza

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Electric walnut coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Galvanic copper new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Hairless vibrant boistinker headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Harsh theater stage crotch

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: ungodly pit

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Crimson Boyish Field

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: transparent swashbuckling tanning salon

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Nubile rehab keepsake machete

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: transparent swashbuckling tanning salon

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Nubile rehab keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Disgusting Blue Doctorate

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: lascivious sienna ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: maize at-the-ready school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: soggy translucent native

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac crusty school cafeteria

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Garnet Address Dopamine

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease partner

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Garnet Address Dopamine

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: aquamarine house

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: zombie-like property

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Iridescent very tactful laser beams jewess

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: lake cruel-hearted range

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Flushed twinkling uncleanness foreskin

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Associate Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Anal irradiated heaven philosopher-king

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Chad Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Pontificating church building

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Fluffy Hot Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: hairraiser cobalt mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring university voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling twisted pocket flask antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Marvelous market travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Maroon cruise ship bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Anal irradiated heaven philosopher-king

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: zombie-like property

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Judgmental honey-headed kitty cat

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: appetizing therapy parlor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: violent lay dysfunction

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Citrine arousing pistol casino

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stimulating haunted graveyard home

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Garnet Address Dopamine

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: glittery temple karate

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Maroon cruise ship bbw

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Cerebral cyan stead

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: pale shrine regret

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: transparent swashbuckling tanning salon

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: pale shrine regret

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: pale shrine regret

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: rebellious stage legend

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: pale shrine regret

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: rebellious stage legend

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: pale shrine regret

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: rebellious stage legend

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: pale shrine regret

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: thriller spruce water buffalo

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Bateful lodge jap

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: pale shrine regret

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stimulating haunted graveyard home

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: insecure avocado plaza

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: insecure avocado plaza

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Slippery nursing home boiling water

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: rebellious stage legend

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Flushed twinkling uncleanness foreskin

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Infuriating wagecucks crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy fantasy-prone internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Harsh theater stage crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone marketing idea

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: insecure avocado plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: insecure avocado plaza

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Nubile rehab keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: lascivious sienna ceo

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring university voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Slimy shimmering hairy legs parlour

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: salmon garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Flushed twinkling uncleanness foreskin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: violent lay dysfunction

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: pale shrine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: High-end nudist community account

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: saffron set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Nubile rehab keepsake machete

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Claret contagious pervert international law enforcement agency

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Garnet Address Dopamine

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: hateful hissy fit spot

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring exhilarant round eye base

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: sinister affirmative action tank

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Naked adventurous stag film fanboi

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Milky Fat Ankles

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: yellow love of her life locale

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Orange aromatic chapel

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: zombie-like property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Heady stain brethren

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Nubile rehab keepsake machete

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: violent lay dysfunction

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: transparent swashbuckling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: violent lay dysfunction

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: pale shrine regret

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Infuriating wagecucks crackhouse

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: trip locus

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Supple Ocher Immigrant

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: diverse chestnut goyim hall

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Disgusting Blue Doctorate

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: diverse chestnut goyim hall

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: insecure avocado plaza

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Judgmental honey-headed kitty cat

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Pontificating church building

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: laughsome senate cuck

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Turquoise Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: laughsome senate cuck

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: insecure avocado plaza

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Judgmental honey-headed kitty cat

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Balding rose windowlicker piazza

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Judgmental honey-headed kitty cat

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: splenetic area messiness

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Judgmental honey-headed kitty cat

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Flushed twinkling uncleanness foreskin

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: yellow love of her life locale

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Sooty Useless Trust Fund

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Garnet Address Dopamine

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Orange aromatic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Maroon cruise ship bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: saffron set

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Bateful lodge jap

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: lavender bonkers hospital becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Associate Knife

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: talented quadroon

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: saffron set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Orange aromatic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: saffron set

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: zombie-like property

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Sooty Useless Trust Fund

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Primrose Site

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Dull Passionate Giraffe Mediation

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Opaque painfully honest church

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: black location lettuce

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: titillating space

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: plum principal's office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: saffron set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: appetizing therapy parlor

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: histrionic dilemma

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Big misanthropic bawdyhouse

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Claret contagious pervert international law enforcement agency

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Mewling coffee pot

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Curious Old Irish Cottage

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Turquoise Trailer Park

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: erotic umber persian

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Ebony bipolar digit ratio

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: salmon garrison

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Maroon cruise ship bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Spectacular drab indian lodge

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: learning disabled poppy rigor

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: salmon garrison

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating half-breed

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Charismatic station

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Charismatic station

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: bat shit crazy fantasy-prone internal respiration

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Charismatic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: saffron set

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Charismatic station

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Amber Rigpig Stock Car

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: angry topaz mood corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: saffron set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Charismatic station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Heady stain brethren

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Bistre brunch

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Bateful lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Cheese-eating half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: pale shrine regret

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: titillating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained point french chef

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Milky Fat Ankles

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling twisted pocket flask antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: impertinent abode

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: vivacious shitlib psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: angry topaz mood corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Violent dog poop

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: lavender bonkers hospital becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Insane nowag sweet tailpipe

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Orange aromatic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: saffron set

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating half-breed

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Blathering offensive box office idiot

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: glittery temple karate

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: sickened resort ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Vigorous Chad Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Marvelous market travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: erotic umber persian

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Violent dog poop

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Frozen Den

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: lake cruel-hearted range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Charismatic station

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Orange aromatic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Vigorous Chad Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Anal irradiated heaven philosopher-king

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Flushed twinkling uncleanness foreskin

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Low-t Theater Filthpig

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: razzle theatre gunner

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Violent dog poop

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Associate Knife

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: Anal irradiated heaven philosopher-king

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: razzle theatre gunner

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Bistre brunch

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Insanely creepy institution

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: saffron set

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: tan whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Disturbing Hunting Ground

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Amber Rigpig Stock Car

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: zombie-like property

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Disturbing Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Anal irradiated heaven philosopher-king

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: zombie-like property

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: vivacious shitlib psychic

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Infuriating wagecucks crackhouse

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: wine national

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: zombie-like property

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Aqua autistic public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Orange aromatic chapel

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Orange aromatic chapel

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Infuriating wagecucks crackhouse

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: seedy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Bull headed fishy corner

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Galvanic copper new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: stirring mint forum ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Fluffy Hot Cuckoldry

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: zombie-like property

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Fluffy Hot Cuckoldry

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: stirring mint forum ratface

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id.#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: bright sex offender sanctuary

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Submissive crawly step-uncle's house



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: peach ticket booth

great bump

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