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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Dashing Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475061)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Slate trip idiot bbw



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: pungent godawful native volcanic crater

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Slate trip idiot bbw



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Slate trip idiot bbw



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Slate trip idiot bbw

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Swollen Travel Guidebook Toilet Seat

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Avocado fear-inspiring stage weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Mint stimulating stag film

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Mint stimulating stag film

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Mint stimulating stag film

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Dashing Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: carmine cuck

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Ebony House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Milky Curious Public Bath Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Slate trip idiot bbw



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Milky Curious Public Bath Party Of The First Part

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: ocher sadistic mad-dog skullcap

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Dashing Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Swollen Travel Guidebook Toilet Seat

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: ocher sadistic mad-dog skullcap

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Swollen Travel Guidebook Toilet Seat

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: ocher sadistic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Sexy Mahogany Circlehead International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Avocado fear-inspiring stage weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: rose crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle saffron casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Comical Meetinghouse Immigrant

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Sooty legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: light slap-happy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle saffron casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: balding magenta community account

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: orange charismatic trust fund library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Slate trip idiot bbw

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Comical Meetinghouse Immigrant

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Mewling Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: ocher sadistic mad-dog skullcap

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: talented ungodly piazza

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Overrated box office sweet tailpipe

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Comical Meetinghouse Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Underhanded feces stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: mauve arousing roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Mewling Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Ebony House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Dashing Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac awkward church macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Medicated Flickering Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: light slap-happy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: house-broken azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Honey-headed Concupiscible Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: ocher sadistic mad-dog skullcap

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: out-of-control cyan digit ratio home

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Glittery senate liquid oxygen

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: up-to-no-good field boltzmann

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Lavender Chapel

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant gaping



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Navy Electric Windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Flirting Blue Church Building



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Overrated box office sweet tailpipe

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: maniacal opaque step-uncle's house



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Bonkers red depressive

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: idiotic temple



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: carmine cuck

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Station

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: pungent godawful native volcanic crater

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Overrated box office sweet tailpipe

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Gay boiling water personal credit line

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: ocher sadistic mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: motley ticket booth hissy fit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Shaky address generalized bond



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: ocher sadistic mad-dog skullcap

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Sick friendly grandma therapy

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: ocher sadistic mad-dog skullcap

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: bipolar partner whorehouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: out-of-control cyan digit ratio home

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Medicated Flickering Useless Brakes Mad Cow Disease

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Brass marketing idea resort

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Adventurous cruise ship tank

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Adventurous cruise ship tank

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Dull gunner ladyboy

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27479779)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Adventurous cruise ship tank

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Exciting painfully honest ape goal in life

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Adventurous cruise ship tank

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: magical sound barrier

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: aquamarine elastic band hunting ground

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: aquamarine elastic band hunting ground

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Dashing Theatre



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Avocado fear-inspiring stage weed whacker

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27497439)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Dull gunner ladyboy

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: ocher sadistic mad-dog skullcap



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: up-to-no-good field boltzmann

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553043)



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Author: deep parlor antidepressant drug

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It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: galvanic effete state

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Dashing Theatre

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant gaping

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
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Buddy: *barks happily*

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2...id.#27849456)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: purple cheese-eating toaster pozpig



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: metal faggot firefighter nibblets

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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Charcoal pisswyrm

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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Overrated box office sweet tailpipe

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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Charcoal pisswyrm

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Overrated box office sweet tailpipe

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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: pungent godawful native volcanic crater

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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: beta alcoholic death wish plaza



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Jet-lagged greedy university

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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: beta alcoholic death wish plaza



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: odious salmon scourge upon the earth theater stage

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: beta alcoholic death wish plaza

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: beta alcoholic death wish plaza

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed alpha kitchen



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: beta alcoholic death wish plaza



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling selfie bawdyhouse

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Overrated box office sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Charcoal pisswyrm



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: beta alcoholic death wish plaza



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: flushed apoplectic boistinker internal respiration

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Author: mind-boggling selfie bawdyhouse



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: beta alcoholic death wish plaza



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling selfie bawdyhouse

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: beta alcoholic death wish plaza



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Author: Charcoal pisswyrm



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Author: mind-boggling selfie bawdyhouse



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Author: naked lake office psychic



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Self-absorbed alpha kitchen



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling selfie bawdyhouse



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed cobalt center

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Charcoal pisswyrm



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Lemon Histrionic Half-breed Locus

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Charcoal pisswyrm

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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Shivering queen of the night theater

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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: mustard yarmulke

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: frisky institution

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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Charcoal pisswyrm

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