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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Bronze boyish kitchen

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesn’t seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: honey-headed lay

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring costumed personal credit line



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: aromatic infuriating garrison telephone



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: heady bat shit crazy corner



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: self-absorbed idea he suggested



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Painfully honest harsh office degenerate



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: onyx fragrant gaming laptop persian



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: onyx fragrant gaming laptop persian

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Henna Stage Multi-billionaire



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: onyx fragrant gaming laptop persian

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: self-absorbed idea he suggested

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Henna Stage Multi-billionaire



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: seedy poppy crackhouse factory reset button

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Stirring maniacal sanctuary depressive



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: wonderful slate whorehouse friendly grandma

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Obsidian Razzle-dazzle Weed Whacker Tattoo

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Henna Stage Multi-billionaire



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: silver zombie-like goal in life

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Excitant Gas Station Philosopher-king



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: pink field

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Aquamarine laughsome home immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Mahogany passionate juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: talented electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Irradiated lettuce roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: ultramarine bonkers spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: indigo half-breed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: exhilarant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: onyx fragrant gaming laptop persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Excitant Gas Station Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: honey-headed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: exciting cordovan stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained House

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: indecent milky karate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: aromatic infuriating garrison telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: indigo half-breed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: scarlet gaping trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: concupiscible bistre piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: indigo half-breed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Carmine party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: gold mischievous native sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: indigo half-breed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: charismatic fear-inspiring chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: supple brethren masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: indigo half-breed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring costumed personal credit line

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: indigo half-breed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: white temple puppy

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring costumed personal credit line

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: big crotch associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: heady bat shit crazy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: insanely creepy point

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Cerebral hyperventilating dingle berry really tough guy

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Frozen Turquoise Fanboi

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: charismatic fear-inspiring chapel

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Lime pozpig

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: carnelian cracking police squad

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: self-absorbed idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: bespoke travel guidebook institution

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Henna Stage Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Diverse snowy national corn cake

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: odious legal warrant library

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: drunken boiling water idiot

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: violet affirmative action volcanic crater

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: onyx fragrant gaming laptop persian

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: white temple puppy

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: amethyst mad cow disease headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Irradiated lettuce roast beef

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Contagious Parlor Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Charcoal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: indecent milky karate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Provocative famous landscape painting stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: indigo half-breed dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Cyan Set Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth Cumskin

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth Cumskin

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: khaki stimulating fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Vermilion vigorous theatre

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: drunken boiling water idiot

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Painfully honest harsh office degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: maize glittery sandwich

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Curious Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Chestnut place of business ceo

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Painfully honest harsh office degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: heady bat shit crazy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: drunken boiling water idiot

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Chestnut place of business ceo

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: multi-colored den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring costumed personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Crawly black woman church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Twinkling Space Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Ocher Titillating Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: gold mischievous native sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Dashing cobalt range private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Cyan Set Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Adventurous stubborn parlour rigpig

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: multi-colored den

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: heady bat shit crazy corner

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: multi-colored den

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Alcoholic pocket flask people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: fuchsia bateful locus ape

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Chestnut place of business ceo

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: onyx fragrant gaming laptop persian

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Chestnut place of business ceo

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: fishy irate international law enforcement agency

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me...,” “Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Cyan Set Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: pink field

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Comical Dog Poop

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: khaki stimulating fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: useless knife

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: useless knife

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: amethyst mad cow disease headpube

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Arousing chad



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac marketing idea

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac marketing idea

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Pearl Misanthropic Pit Haunted Graveyard

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Contagious Parlor Water Buffalo



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: avocado menage



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: indecent milky karate rehab



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: hideous buff milk

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: khaki stimulating fortuitous meteor

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: crimson floppy casino toaster

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: cocky market

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: crimson floppy casino toaster

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Elite Gay Wizard

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Comical Dog Poop



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: wonderful slate whorehouse friendly grandma

Holy shit at usurping authority.

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Elite Gay Wizard

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: umber partner national security agency



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Ticket Booth Cumskin



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Henna Stage Multi-billionaire



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Crystalline Toilet Seat Pervert

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Apoplectic box office

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: bearded address



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Sexy Double Fault Public Bath



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Shaky hall



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Amber senate scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: greedy garnet psychic lodge

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Amber senate scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: indecent milky karate rehab

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: zippy dilemma

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Shaky hall



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Author: honey-headed lay



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: indecent milky karate rehab



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: indecent milky karate rehab



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: coral antidepressant drug business firm

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: indecent milky karate rehab



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Red Shitlib Incel

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: citrine mind-boggling yarmulke



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Bipolar center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Rebellious brunch



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz location mad-dog skullcap



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: coral antidepressant drug business firm



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Ocher Titillating Abode

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#32401153)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: appetizing lavender hell newt

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Provocative famous landscape painting stag film

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: hideous buff milk

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed orchid theater stage

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2...id.#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Impressive trip skinny woman

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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