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"fuck me in the butt" --Emma Sulkowicz

https://kcjohnson.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/nungesser-comp...
federal garnet knife
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lmao
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Lavender abode half-breed
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HE'S TRYING TO SMEAR MY REPUTATION! (woman creating an inte...
Offensive Scourge Upon The Earth
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oh my god no way libs
Avocado quadroon pozpig
  04/25/15
I posted this in the other thread but commend u bc this dese...
Nubile elite gaping
  04/25/15
ty http://i.imgur.com/ImY0DdY.jpg If any of you Columb...
federal garnet knife
  04/25/15
So basically she became ashamed and lost her fucking mind?
ruby jet-lagged space
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Shocking.
ruddy library
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Now posted on the walls of Auschwitz
Spectacular Indigo Heaven
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It still amazes me that the dood was able to get hard with t...
Unhinged Tanning Salon
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only from behind
doobsian soggy location digit ratio
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lol
federal garnet knife
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lascivious dingle berry hospital
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Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of a...
federal garnet knife
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180 i got hard to this. 4chan is genius sometimes
flesh misunderstood jap
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"ist heer für die hang out"
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Bat Shit Crazy Fragrant Hairy Legs
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HIGHLY underrated. The Germanic / Nazi references in this ar...
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M-M-M-MAAAASTERWORRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK
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ungodly opaque national
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A bit long but the references are brilliant
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ungodly opaque national
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180
Mentally impaired locale sweet tailpipe
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I guarantee it.
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Excitant coffee pot
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180
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shaky aggressive box office philosopher-king
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I really feel like this is Doug Stanhope's work.
Copper adulterous juggernaut
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Poast of the century.
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ungodly opaque national
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You guys all know this is 4chan, right?
crawly know-it-all affirmative action
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first reply brother
flesh misunderstood jap
  05/11/15
i didnt bcos i dont go there. still 180 for getting it over ...
ungodly opaque national
  05/11/15
like half our memes are sourced from 4chan. hypergamy, chads...
flesh misunderstood jap
  05/11/15
bump for Emma's graduation
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best repost in bort history
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As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nunges...
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what what
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"While they were still freshmen and before any physical...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU
federal garnet knife
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This woman is crazy and deserves everything that's coming to...
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http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/24/the-text-of-the-mattress-g...
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shocked, SHOCKED that an attention whore would turn out to b...
federal garnet knife
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Guest • a day ago From the FB posts, I'm surprised the matt...
crawly know-it-all affirmative action
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federal garnet knife
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Scholarship
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lol @ the author a certain "Blake Neff"
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Scholars: Would this constitute "affirmative consent&qu...
Bat Shit Crazy Fragrant Hairy Legs
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whenw ill the media tide turn
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It already has. Even mainline libs don't believe it. Only th...
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report back with pics, oc
federal garnet knife
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TBF it's pretty obvious she's saying the equivalent of "...
sexy school cafeteria
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Naw, I think she's requesting receptive anal intercourse.
ruby jet-lagged space
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THAT DOESNT MEAN HE DIDNT STILL RAPE HER _VAGINALLY_
federal garnet knife
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bright hairless hominid toilet seat
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fuck my ass
shivering charismatic senate
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Mattress Girl = XO poaster?
crawly know-it-all affirmative action
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where do you think XO got it from? IRL, homie
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Posted this thread title and the dailycaller link to /r/twox...
ruby jet-lagged space
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LMAO, 180. Did it get any comments before the banhammer?
crawly know-it-all affirmative action
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180 email it to Allies for Sexual Assault Awareness and...
federal garnet knife
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Just visited that subreddit. LJL at this post: http://www...
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lol
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r/feminism is oddly silent about this.
Bat Shit Crazy Fragrant Hairy Legs
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this shit is WILD. Makes me want to swear off women for good...
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Fuck my ass Paul
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she's clearly fucking nuts but this is a retarded thing to l...
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Her claim was that she'd never had anal sex and that he did ...
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I hope she gets PWNED as fuck, dumb cunt
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you;re mentally ill
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not sure if this was supposed to be ironic
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because women (unless they're Catholic) think they're more '...
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She didn't look that bad in the porns that she released
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Sulkowicz is the child of Sandra Leong and Kerry Sulkowicz, ...
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Still funny
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never forget
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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: federal garnet knife

https://kcjohnson.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/nungesser-complaint.pdf

paragraph 16

While they were still freshmen and before any physical relationship had begun, Emma Sulkowicz broached the topic of anal sex with Paul by private facehook messenger as follows:

Emma Sulkowicz: fuck me in the butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27757890)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Big demanding chapel macaca

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27757896)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Vermilion histrionic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27757897)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: Lavender abode half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#37724994)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Offensive Scourge Upon The Earth

HE'S TRYING TO SMEAR MY REPUTATION!

(woman creating an international incident by falsely accusing someone of rape)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27757900)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Avocado quadroon pozpig

oh my god no way libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27757924)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:24 PM
Author: Nubile elite gaping

I posted this in the other thread but commend u bc this deserves its own thread 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27757953)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: federal garnet knife

ty

http://i.imgur.com/ImY0DdY.jpg

If any of you Columbia bros want to run off a few thousand handbills with that pic & start an "artistic movement"...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758047)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: ruby jet-lagged space

So basically she became ashamed and lost her fucking mind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758107)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: ruddy library

Shocking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758123)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Spectacular Indigo Heaven

Now posted on the walls of Auschwitz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36444663)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: Unhinged Tanning Salon

It still amazes me that the dood was able to get hard with this chick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758049)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: doobsian soggy location digit ratio

only from behind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758831)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: federal garnet knife

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758890)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: lascivious dingle berry hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27762582)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: federal garnet knife

Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of ambiguous race, gender, and sexual orientation, had bravely decided to pursue her education as a doctoral candidate in quantum fluid mechanics despite generations of systemic oppression by the patriarchal white male capitalist supremacist society.

She studies 19 hours a day while working 3 jobs to support herself because of the exploitative university framework that allows straight white males to attend college for free

Emma's continued progress despite all of the obstacles placed in her way by the fiendish administration (run exclusively by old white men) catches the attention of Paul 'Cunt Crusher of Cologne' Nungesser, renowned Germanic neo-Nazi and top agent of the Kyriarchy, who had been assigned to Columbia University straight from Germany to ensure that no brave strong competent progressive world citizens could dispel the carefully-maintained illusion of white male supremacy.

Right before Emma's final exams, Paul 'Womb Wrecker of Westphalia' Nungesser batters down the door of her dorm room, the wood splintering under the assault of his 7 foot, 400 pound frame of pure Aryan rape muscles.

Terrified, Emma stammers out, "who are youyouyouyouyou?", her eyes glued open by this perfectly-developed result of 10,000 years of female-oppressing evolution standing before her the arrogant übermensch barks out laughter, the glint of misogynistic sadism shining visibly in his cruel, penetrating blue eyes, and replies in his thick nazi accent that he "ist heer für die hang out", his hands moving to unfasten his gleaming eagle swastika belt buckle.

Despite her encyclopedic knowledge of feminist theory, Emma finds her body betraying her; seduced by his shining platinum-blond hair and chiseled arrogant countenance, her eyes move unwilling downwards as he prepares to institutionalize his misogyny inside of her vulnerable yielding form.

the high-ranking SS officer hangs out his biological rape weapon over 18 inches in length and thicker around than a coke can, with fist-sized grenades of weaponized male privilege dangling ominously inside his patriarchy pouch.

Emma tries to resist, but she is caught in the same paralyzing magnetic field of sexual desire that has kept womyn of all colors subservient to the white male kyriarchy since time immemorial. Emma's body betrays her as Paul 'Hymen Hammerer of Hamburg' Nungesser stalks towards her, polished jackboots clacking harshly on the cold tile floor, his meaty oppresschlong already slick and glistening with the tears of the 517 WOCs he had violated before breakfast.

Her quivering womanhood, confused and reacting unconsciously to generations of societal indoctrination falsely claiming that PIV intercourse isn't rape, begins to soak her panties with pre-rape juice, preparing her for this thunderous Teutonic invader intent on wrecking her even harder than her father's native Poland three generations ago

his rough hands seize her hips, and tears flow freely from Emma's diverse brown eyes as Paul 'Slut Slammer of Stuttgart' Nungesser flips her effortlessly over onto her stomach, shredding the underclothes from her body like Adolf Hitler shredded the Treaty of Versailles.

An extremely-problematic sensation of arousal vibrates through Emma's slim, nubile form, the dusky-skinned womyn shuddering beneath this blond brute as she feels his massive patriarcock, now as rigid and firm as the strict gender norms imposed by white male supremacist America, pulsing with wicked sexual intent against the tantalizing tanned curve of her tightly-clenched tuckus as he presses his turgid dongminator against the delicate petals of her defenseless feminine flower, it's the searing heat that finally awakens the strong independent womyn that resides within all survivors of the patriarchy that empowers her to cry out, "we n-need to have a c-chill sesh, maybe during the..."

The heartless future camp commandant, enraged by this small but infinitely significant act of heroic defiance in the face of his overpowering intersectional privilege, decides not to ravish her quivering ciswoman genitalia and impregnate her with a future beneficiary of societal privilege, instead aiming his malevolent man-ram at the tight virginal pucker hidden between her satiny-soft cheeks.

Without any warning or preparation, Paul 'Booty Batterer of Berlin' Nungesser bashes his bulbous biospear against her bared butthole in a brutal blitzkrieg unseen since the Battle of the Bulge. Emma screeches as her sphincter is smashed to smithereens by the Sturmbannführer's swollen staff of sexual enslavement, her slender shape shuddering with spasms of servile sensual submission, screaming, "...SUMMMMERRRR!!!

He hammers her hole for 40 straight hours, reaming her abused ass without mercy as Emma's body tries to cope with the trauma of her total violation by falsely interpreting the experience as enjoyable, cranking out orgasm after orgasm as she surrenders herself to his Aryan aggression.

After what seems like an eternity, Paul 'Ferocious Fuckmachine of Frankfurt' Nungesser reaches rapegasm, flooding Emma's bulldozed bowels with 15 gallons of his steaming-hot subjugation sauce, he leaves her there, broken and barely-conscious, his privilege pudding leaking out of her and leaving a permanent stain on her mattress in a startlingly-accurate reproduction of seven and a half pages of Mein Kampf.

As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"

completely overwhelmed and exhausted by her trauma, the courageous victim of the patriarchy whispered in a soft, shuddering voice...

"lol yusss"

thankfully, due to the efforts of our progressive and visionary leader President Barack Hussein Obama in establishing and funding the Intercollegiate Service for Institutionalized Sexism (ISIS), Emma Sulkowicz's ordeal was discovered by ISIS Field Director Judith S. Rosenblatt, who assisted Emma in recalling the details of her sexual trauma 12 months after it had happened.

Ms. Rosenblatt also advised her to take up her mattress as a sign of public protest against the ubiquitous rape culture on American campuses, where women are statistically more likely to be raped than they would be in a lawless Central African war zone which has been wracked by unceasing political violence and suffering from a complete collapse of governmental authority for the past 20 years in response to the recent article published by the Daily Beast expressing skepticism about Ms. Sulkowicz's allegations, Ms. Rosenblatt reportedly exclaimed, "Oy vey, the boyim know! Never forget the one in four!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758061)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: flesh misunderstood jap

180 i got hard to this. 4chan is genius sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758125)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Spruce Boltzmann

"ist heer für die hang out"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758168)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Fragrant Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758188)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic personal credit line

HIGHLY underrated. The Germanic / Nazi references in this are fantastic. Startlingly arousing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758207)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:14 PM
Author: sadistic potus bawdyhouse

M-M-M-MAAAASTERWORRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758216)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: ungodly opaque national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758280)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: Iridescent comical gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758348)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: ungodly opaque national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758443)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 4:23 PM
Author: maize ladyboy newt

A bit long but the references are brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758642)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:27 AM
Author: Excitant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27762116)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:29 AM
Author: ungodly opaque national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27762131)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: Mentally impaired locale sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27762143)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Cracking citrine theater stage marketing idea

I guarantee it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27762170)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: tantric aphrodisiac dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27762215)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 6:02 AM
Author: ungodly opaque national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27859124)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: Excitant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27859281)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Godawful rusted black woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27859287)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:58 AM
Author: shaky aggressive box office philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27859337)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 10:20 AM
Author: Copper adulterous juggernaut

I really feel like this is Doug Stanhope's work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27859378)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: Electric gaming laptop toaster

Poast of the century.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27859379)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:51 PM
Author: ungodly opaque national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27870301)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:53 PM
Author: crawly know-it-all affirmative action

You guys all know this is 4chan, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27870320)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: flesh misunderstood jap

first reply brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27870326)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:54 PM
Author: ungodly opaque national

i didnt bcos i dont go there. still 180 for getting it over here for the XO bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27870334)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 8:55 PM
Author: flesh misunderstood jap

like half our memes are sourced from 4chan. hypergamy, chads, DINDU NUFFIN, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27870349)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: ungodly opaque national

bump for Emma's graduation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27921614)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: emerald heady tank striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36451165)



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Date: May 19th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Cream up-to-no-good son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27921665)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:05 AM
Author: mauve talented den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36442811)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:54 AM
Author: bronze main people station

best repost in bort history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36442848)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:29 PM
Author: mauve talented den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36444458)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Cerise shrine blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36444477)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed Beta Nursing Home Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36444502)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Vermilion histrionic spot

As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36446072)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: Overrated sooty market rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36451283)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Salmon Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#40585068)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 10:51 PM
Author: mauve talented den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#41100401)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling orange meetinghouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#41100482)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:47 PM
Author: outnumbered wonderful theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#47204010)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#49356906)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: motley patrolman principal's office

what what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758081)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: federal garnet knife

"While they were still freshmen and before any physical relationship had begun, Emma broached the topic of anal sex with Paul by private facehook messenger as follows: Emma: fuck me in the butt" https://kcjohnson.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/nungesser-complaint.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758103)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: bright hairless hominid toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758109)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: federal garnet knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758130)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: vibrant blathering new version

This woman is crazy and deserves everything that's coming to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758085)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: ruby jet-lagged space

http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/24/the-text-of-the-mattress-girl-lawsuit-will-shock-you/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758133)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: federal garnet knife

shocked, SHOCKED that an attention whore would turn out to be a whore, simpliciter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758265)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: crawly know-it-all affirmative action

Guest • a day ago

From the FB posts, I'm surprised the mattress wasn't tied to her back...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758329)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: federal garnet knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758366)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Indigo Heaven

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758845)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 10:55 PM
Author: mahogany home

lol @ the author a certain "Blake Neff"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#41100421)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: frog and toad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#49357074)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Fragrant Hairy Legs

Scholars: Would this constitute "affirmative consent" in CA or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758184)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Crimson Organic Girlfriend Selfie

whenw ill the media tide turn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758197)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Fragrant Hairy Legs

It already has. Even mainline libs don't believe it. Only the SJWs are holding out for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758212)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling plaza filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758208)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: federal garnet knife

report back with pics, oc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758285)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: sexy school cafeteria

TBF it's pretty obvious she's saying the equivalent of "oh, god damnit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758231)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: ruby jet-lagged space

Naw, I think she's requesting receptive anal intercourse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758234)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: federal garnet knife

THAT DOESNT MEAN HE DIDNT STILL RAPE HER _VAGINALLY_

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758326)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: bright hairless hominid toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758331)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: shivering charismatic senate

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758403)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: crawly know-it-all affirmative action

Mattress Girl = XO poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758335)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: sexy school cafeteria

where do you think XO got it from? IRL, homie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758349)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Excitant coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758324)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: lake jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758373)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: ruby jet-lagged space

Posted this thread title and the dailycaller link to /r/twoxchromosomes. I am now banned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758419)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: crawly know-it-all affirmative action

LMAO, 180. Did it get any comments before the banhammer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758426)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: federal garnet knife

180 email it to

Allies for Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention.

"FuckMeInTheButt" Anna Ho MBA 2016

AHo16@gsb.columbia.edu

"FuckMeInTheButt" Stephanie Schreiber MBA 2016

SSchreiber16@gsb.columbia.edu

"FuckMeInTheButt" Melissa Szobota

mmb2228@columbia.edu

"FuckMeInTheButt" Zoe Yang MBA 2016

ZYang16@gsb.columbia.edu

"FuckMeInTheButt" Marci Zimmerman

maz2116@columbia.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758432)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: shivering charismatic senate

Just visited that subreddit. LJL at this post:

http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/33ttxg/this_has_to_be_wrong/

Yesterday, well 1:30 am this morning my two cousins and I (female) were talking and as you would expect it led to the discussion of sex. My cousins who are older than me(19,20) had some very interesting views on sex. 1.) I will not enjoy sex the first time, I try to tell them that you can, if you know what you want and tell him and your wet enough you might actually enjoy it. they said it was a lie. 2.) it will take 5 times, FIVE before you ever enjoy sex as a woman, I told them it wasn't true it didn't take up to 5, and if it did people would not do it as much as they do, they said I was lying. 3.) You have to have a near orgasm before you can get pregnant successfully, and having a far one will most likely ruin your chances (she was taught this in school), am guessing she means sex drive?, or during ovulation, but she knows ovulation so I don't think that's what she means. 4.) every guy's penis is practically the size of his elbow to his fingers, I tried to explain that this wasn't true, not every guy is that big, in fact most are less, most are like 6", they started laughing, apparently anything less than that is inadequate, this had better be a joke, I can barely get my finger in me without cringing and stopping,how the hell is something as big and long as my arm supposed to get in there. so I asked her what if he isn't that big, she said she will drive him out. 5.) if you don't exercise when your pregnant, your child will be really big and you won't be able to push the kid out of you, I don't want kids, this one barely does anything for me, but I don't feel its right. 6.) I have been told to stop using tampons because it will disvirgin me, I don't have a hymen, I don't think I was born with one, trust me I have checked, so according to my cousins my hubby's going to divorce me. I don't know what to think, this is what others believe and its freaking me out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758440)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: ruby jet-lagged space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758448)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Very tactful laughsome kitchen queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758902)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Fragrant Hairy Legs

r/feminism is oddly silent about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758610)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: shivering charismatic senate

this shit is WILD. Makes me want to swear off women for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758420)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Cyan appetizing national security agency step-uncle's house

Fuck my ass Paul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758557)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pearly Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758863)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pearly Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27758887)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: bateful onyx mexican

she's clearly fucking nuts but this is a retarded thing to latch onto. "Fuck me in the butt"? She probably meant it but a text stated like this is definitely not a statement of consent. It's not sexy at all for one thing. If a girl texted me with this using butt instead of ass I'd never think she was seriously requesting it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27762587)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:36 AM
Author: Violet Thriller Stead

Her claim was that she'd never had anal sex and that he did it without her consent. That she consented to vaginal sex but not anal. He contends that she said she'd done it twice before and was on board with doing it with him. Her text gives more weight to what he said happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27859301)



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Date: April 26th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: low-t wagecucks

I hope she gets PWNED as fuck, dumb cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27762607)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 6:13 AM
Author: silver reading party

you;re mentally ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27859126)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 9:37 AM
Author: fluffy smoky church boiling water

not sure if this was supposed to be ironic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#27859303)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Deranged Vengeful Point

How could you even get that upset about a guy you allowed to penetrate your genitals jamming it into the butthole.

I mean obviously it's not polite but why would it break your brain so much to have it jammed in your shitpipe rather than your babyhole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36444483)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: bronze main people station

because women (unless they're Catholic) think they're more 'pure' if they've never been fucked in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#36446046)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:43 PM
Author: scarlet flirting dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#37724951)



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Date: February 4th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: stirring field

She didn't look that bad in the porns that she released

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#37725005)



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Date: October 12th, 2020 10:52 PM
Author: Cordovan Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#41100404)



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Date: January 18th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: Sienna Ape Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#45806155)



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Date: January 18th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Supple peach site faggotry

Sulkowicz is the child of Sandra Leong and Kerry Sulkowicz, both psychiatrists from Manhattan, and is of Chinese, Japanese, and Jewish descent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#45806238)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 9:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive house feces

Still funny



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#46085942)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Sienna Ape Native

“f–k me in the butt,” Sulkowicz allegedly wrote.

“eehm, maybe not?” Nungesser replied.

https://nypost.com/2015/04/24/accused-columbia-rapist-sues-school-for-bias-toward-alleged-victim/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#46085953)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#49356890)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:41 PM
Author: ruby jet-lagged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#47203976)



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Date: December 22nd, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Adventurous walnut puppy

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#47203979)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: emerald heady tank striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#48092034)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#49356859)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


Anal sex as foreplay to vaginal sex- always the smart move to keep those vaginal bacteria levels where they need to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#49357101)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2863606&forum_id=2...id.#49357127)