Home Alone was released closer to Moon Landing than today
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM Author: bearded effete heaven
Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells
"KEVIN!"
Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2...id.#28019649) |
Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM Author: Snowy Newt
Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .
Check op again . . .
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2...id.#28201843) |
Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM Author: bearded effete heaven
Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.
"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2...id.#29414638) |
Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM Author: bearded effete heaven
Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.
Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?
Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2...id.#29430591) |
Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM Author: Very tactful public bath
this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2...id.#32224234) |
Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM Author: bearded effete heaven
Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:
"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."
"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2...id.#33830079) |
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