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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: milky multi-colored parlor

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed plum immigrant

Sugar Ray*

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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: milky multi-colored parlor

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: milky multi-colored parlor

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: sepia mother

She never responds

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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Walnut heady theater stage lettuce

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bistre frisky address affirmative action



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bistre frisky address affirmative action



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: puce shrine pisswyrm



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nighttime plaza organic girlfriend

Fuck off dude

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: charcoal ticket booth sandwich

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac nighttime plaza organic girlfriend

Why does it hurt so bad man

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: charcoal ticket booth sandwich

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: milky multi-colored parlor



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome house gunner



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: henna location



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: crawly abnormal mental disorder



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Insanely creepy sable trailer park



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Azure Nowag Theater

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: milky multi-colored parlor

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: bearded feces library

Promising

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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Clear dilemma

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Insanely creepy sable trailer park

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Clear dilemma



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Zombie-like Submissive Rehab Community Account



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: stirring site therapy



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: crawly abnormal mental disorder



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: milky multi-colored parlor



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Insanely creepy sable trailer park



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling corner reading party



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Azure Nowag Theater



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: avocado stage



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bistre frisky address affirmative action



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed blue dysfunction



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: aqua cuckold stead

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: milky multi-colored parlor

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bistre frisky address affirmative action



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: milky multi-colored parlor

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: milky multi-colored parlor



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like Submissive Rehab Community Account

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2...id.#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: hairraiser sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy laughsome house gunner



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: hairraiser sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: painfully honest mad cow disease step-uncle's house



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Twisted chocolate gaming laptop newt



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Harsh Double Fault



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: milky multi-colored parlor



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Author: Snowy spectacular home voyeur



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: hairraiser sweet tailpipe



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

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