FBI: Why'd u do it? FR bomber: "Islam." FBI: *slams desk* Don't make me ask agai
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Date: November 19th, 2015 3:23 AM Author: Aqua stead
'time to waterboard those answers out of you'
'okay, just wake me up when you're done, allah thAnk'
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2...id.#29211288) |
Date: November 19th, 2015 1:58 PM Author: fishy windowlicker coffee pot
FR Bomber: "Seriously, it's Islam. We want to destroy the West and establish an empire governed by our interpretation of the Qur'an. Ask Abdullah, Mohamed, Saleem, any of my brothers -- they will tell you I am sincere in my beliefs."
FBI: *icily stares at bomber* *cracks knuckles without breaking eye contact* "You want to be a smart-ass, huh?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2...id.#29213177) |
Date: November 19th, 2015 4:33 PM Author: fishy windowlicker coffee pot
Bomber: *bent over on knees with broken nose, two black eyes, coughing blood* "OK, OK! I...I wasn't sufficiently integrated into society, people made me feel unwelcome, like I--"
FBI: *grabs bomber's collar* "Those people. Were they...white?"
Bomber: *defeated* "Yes. And Asian."
FBI Director: *observing through one-way mirror* "We needed more programs. I knew it. We should have had more programs."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2...id.#29214101) |
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Date: November 19th, 2015 7:19 PM Author: fishy windowlicker coffee pot
Bomber: "Yes! Yes! Microaggressions happen every day! For example, the women now are Westernized. They dress like whores, they are sinners, they--"
FBI: *smacks bomber* "Very funny. Now listen closely. Have you ever thought someone was stereotyping you as a Muslim terrorist, just because of your name, color, and faith?"
Bomber: "Yes, but also because I vocally supported suici--"
FBI: *smacks bomber* "That's enough." *nods to mirror*
FBI Director: *grimly shakes head* "If only we had more cultural competence..."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2...id.#29215231)
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Date: July 18th, 2016 9:37 PM Author: motley massive theater stage
http://gawker.com/at-least-4-injured-after-afghan-teen-attacks-train-pass-1783881619
On Monday, police shot and killed a 17-year-old Afghan migrant armed with an axe and knife after he attacked train passengers in southern Germany, the Associated Press reports. Four people are said to be in serious condition, but the total number of injured is not yet clear...
The attacker�s motive is not currently known, but investigators are reportedly looking into witness accounts that the teen yelled �an exclamation� during the attack.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2...id.#30964030) |
Date: September 25th, 2016 8:23 AM Author: beady-eyed halford dog poop
FBI: TELL US WHY YOU DID IT
Arcan Cetin (Washington mall shooter who killed 5): *says nothing*
FBI: Do you want to contact an attorney?
Cetin: No, inshallah I would just like a Quran and a rug so I can pray 5 days. Also, if you could point me in the direction of Mecca.
FBI: Of course, would you like a qibla compass to make it easier?
Cetin: That would be great. I don't trust you scumbag Americans to tell me the correct direction of Mecca so a qibla compass would be fantastic.
FBI: We understand. So now will you tell us why you killed those 5 innocent people?
Cetin: FUCK AMERICA
*FBI Agent calmly walks out of room and calls Deputy Direction of FBI: "We're never going to crack this case."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2...id.#31485595) |
Date: November 29th, 2016 12:56 AM Author: Shimmering Gunner
you cannot make this shit up.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/suspect-dead-after-ohio-state-university-car-knife-attack-n689076
An Ohio State University student posted a rant shortly before he plowed a car into a campus crowd and stabbed people with a butcher knife in an ambush that ended when a police officer shot him dead, a law enforcement official said.
Abdul Razak Ali Artan, 18, wrote on what appears to be his Facebook page that he had reached a "boiling point," made a reference to "lone wolf attacks" and cited radical cleric Anwar al-Awlaki.
"America! Stop interfering with other countries, especially Muslim Ummah [community]. We are not weak. We are not weak, remember that," the post said.
Two hours before that, a cryptic post on the page said: "Forgive and forget. Love."
Officials cautioned that they have not determined a motive for the ambush, which sent 11 people to the hospital Monday morning.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2...id.#32013198) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 10:01 PM Author: Razzle school cafeteria
every
fucking
time
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3048456&forum_id=2...id.#32893363) |
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