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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Twinkling Rough-skinned Jew
  01/26/16
This one stings.
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  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
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jesus no...
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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Brutal
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...
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EDITED too painful to contemplate
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Cr edit
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u softbatch TTT
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Cr
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Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
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hm
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it's not that toxic
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wait
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180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
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it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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jfc
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180 KILLSHOT
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ouch
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poison
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180
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  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
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  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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180
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It actually hurt to read this
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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God have mercy.
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180 existential horror
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And yes, you're bald
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  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
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toxic
laughsome ticket booth mediation
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend
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what do his professional concerns have to do with this
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A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
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your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
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"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
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He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
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No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend
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Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
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Yeah, probably true.
aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend
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I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
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  01/25/16
TY bro
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sable judgmental set ape
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
smoky buck-toothed brunch
  01/26/16
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credited advice
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even more toxic
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(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
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i lol'd
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He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend
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We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
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that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
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Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
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so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
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Will do my best. TY
aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Twinkling Rough-skinned Jew
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...
Dashing heaven
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Swashbuckling Deer Antler
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Swashbuckling Deer Antler
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend
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we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Swashbuckling Deer Antler
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
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A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Swashbuckling Deer Antler
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
laughsome ticket booth mediation
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Swashbuckling Deer Antler
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Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
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She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
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I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend
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Lmao
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Dashing heaven
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...
Olive digit ratio
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Plum Forum Dysfunction
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
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JFC holy shit
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lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
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http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
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Lol oh my God
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LOL
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JFC
Chestnut pungent mexican lettuce
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Update?
Tripping University Pisswyrm
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Devastating. Fuck my life.
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seedy plaza
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pearly arousing box office crotch
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Geriatric prole area
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Olive digit ratio
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Geriatric prole area
  01/26/16
Cr
Olive digit ratio
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...
Chest-beating Obsidian Theater Degenerate
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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...
embarrassed to the bone hall weed whacker
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Y-...Yes?
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
mewling pearl main people
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Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Twinkling Rough-skinned Jew
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
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you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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Lmfao
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Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
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...
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...
crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
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cr this is poetry
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Supple Reading Party Keepsake Machete
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*applause*
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Razzmatazz Nibblets
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heady scarlet cuck
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Geriatric prole area
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recommending their own IVF doctors
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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...
Olive digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor
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Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Lilac dilemma
  01/26/16
Describe
Geriatric prole area
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8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Lilac dilemma
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Geriatric prole area
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...
crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water
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...
Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor
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Please be flame
Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line
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If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Lilac dilemma
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Disrespectful Jap Parlour
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Lilac dilemma
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Apoplectic Adventurous Hell
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
insanely creepy library
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Lilac dilemma
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Plum Forum Dysfunction
  01/26/16
Fuck
Apoplectic Adventurous Hell
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
pearly arousing box office crotch
  01/26/16
cq's!
laughsome ticket booth mediation
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Lilac dilemma
  01/26/16
...
Chestnut pungent mexican lettuce
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...
Supple Reading Party Keepsake Machete
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Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Copper Halford Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
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  01/26/16
except for your autism
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Effete pit tattoo
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She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
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(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor
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...
insanely creepy library
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LOL fair
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underrated
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lmao at the dog bit
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
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Lilac dilemma
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do u love it
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...
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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Lilac dilemma
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
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ok fair im kinda slow today
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this guy gets it
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...
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
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JFC
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180
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Salmon Vibrant Casino Immigrant
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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Massive violent queen of the night principal's office
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Massive violent queen of the night principal's office
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
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Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Lilac dilemma
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Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Plum Forum Dysfunction
  01/26/16
...
Lilac dilemma
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Lilac dilemma
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Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
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  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Lilac dilemma
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Plum Forum Dysfunction
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
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180 twist
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brethren
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
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No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
insanely creepy library
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Plum Forum Dysfunction
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If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
insanely creepy library
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Plum Forum Dysfunction
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
insanely creepy library
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And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
diverse whorehouse famous landscape painting
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
diverse whorehouse famous landscape painting
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
laughsome ticket booth mediation
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
insanely creepy library
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
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I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
insanely creepy library
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
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damn bruh you going HAM itt
laughsome ticket booth mediation
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180. *GULPS*
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...
Puce maniacal school wrinkle
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180
magical mental disorder
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Goodbye, XO.
sable judgmental set ape
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Alright wish I never made this thread
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...
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what the fuck was in this?
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
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repost please
sable judgmental set ape
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I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Lilac dilemma
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it was absolutely brutal
awkward juggernaut stag film
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend
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180.
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already preserved in the archives
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...
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
pearly arousing box office crotch
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pearly arousing box office crotch
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...
pearly arousing box office crotch
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Rambunctious Corner
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Jfc
Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line
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Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
pearly arousing box office crotch
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I hate this thread so fucking much
Cuckoldry
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I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
diverse whorehouse famous landscape painting
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
roommate
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
roommate
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Internet-worthy Chapel Legend
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
roommate
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...
Apoplectic Adventurous Hell
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...
mother
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
slippery rusted persian space
  04/09/19
...
roommate
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roommate
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pearly arousing box office crotch
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roommate
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not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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Tripping University Pisswyrm
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Twinkling Rough-skinned Jew

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: orchid histrionic theatre

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: citrine police squad messiness

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle saffron turdskin

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Appetizing lodge



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: drunken mind-boggling center sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: drunken mind-boggling center sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Ebony rehab

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Bisexual School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: poppy becky menage

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Bipolar nursing home

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Field

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Bonkers tan lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Olive digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Curious brindle friendly grandma

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: deranged tantric theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: deranged tantric theater stage

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: nofapping mad cow disease half-breed

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Chest-beating Obsidian Theater Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Field

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Zombie-like yarmulke native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Ebony rehab

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Ebony rehab

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: seedy plaza



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit associate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Curious brindle friendly grandma



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Olive digit ratio

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: trip cobalt striped hyena chad

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: electric stead



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: stimulating crawly kitty church building

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: poppy becky menage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Puce maniacal school wrinkle



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: mewling pearl main people



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: hairraiser maize stage candlestick maker



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Sooty People Who Are Hurt Marketing Idea

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: cerebral coiffed business firm

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Deer Antler

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: sable judgmental set ape

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: deranged tantric theater stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Provocative indirect expression toaster



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating Obsidian Theater Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: mewling pearl main people



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy library



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Hilarious avocado crackhouse



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Spectacular state fat ankles



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Confused swollen site antidepressant drug



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: bearded national



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Tripping University Pisswyrm



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Dashing heaven



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle saffron turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Curious brindle friendly grandma

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Lime address giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: fear-inspiring grizzly headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Rose aromatic jewess tanning salon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Twinkling Rough-skinned Jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Yapping Alcoholic Bawdyhouse

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating Obsidian Theater Degenerate

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Galvanic sneaky criminal quadroon

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Yellow Stubborn Cumskin Kitchen

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Dashing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: insanely creepy library



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: orchid histrionic theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: insanely creepy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Amethyst Wonderful Regret

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: seedy plaza



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: fighting boyish french chef

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: fighting boyish french chef

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone violet mood potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: titillating gas station coffee pot

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: odious multi-billionaire

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Sinister Haunting Community Account Legal Warrant

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Charismatic indian lodge background story

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Sepia self-absorbed partner stock car

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: big son of senegal temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Disturbing elastic band

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Lascivious Base Knife

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: know-it-all cracking piazza hunting ground

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Chestnut pungent mexican lettuce

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Cerise Selfie

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Supple Reading Party Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Racy Dun Voyeur Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Indigo Ladyboy Affirmative Action

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic Adventurous Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Spectacular state fat ankles

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: marvelous house-broken station macaca

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: exciting jade spot

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: slippery rusted persian space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Talented violent volcanic crater step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Effete pit tattoo

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: french pale twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Balding Karate Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: crystalline blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Comical Silver Public Bath

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Light Bateful Hospital Faggotry

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Puce maniacal school wrinkle

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: sable judgmental set ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: bespoke naked stage idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: burgundy frisky roast beef

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: sable judgmental set ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: smoky buck-toothed brunch

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Bisexual School Cafeteria

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Irate new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Chestnut pungent mexican lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: heady scarlet cuck

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Effete pit tattoo

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Impertinent Walnut Locus

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy azure pervert trust fund

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed fanboi trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Twinkling Rough-skinned Jew

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Dashing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Deer Antler

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Deer Antler

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Deer Antler

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Deer Antler

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Deer Antler

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: spruce slimy goyim

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Dashing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: razzle double fault

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Olive digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: smoky buck-toothed brunch

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: contagious haunted graveyard church

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Pontificating Vigorous Codepig

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: heady scarlet cuck

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Yellow Stubborn Cumskin Kitchen

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Cream Concupiscible Incel Shrine

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Galvanic sneaky criminal quadroon

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: excitant painfully honest gay wizard therapy

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Chestnut pungent mexican lettuce

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Tripping University Pisswyrm

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: autistic blathering rigor

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: seedy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Geriatric prole area

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Geriatric prole area

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Olive digit ratio

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating Obsidian Theater Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating Obsidian Theater Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Geriatric prole area

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Comical Silver Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hall weed whacker

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hall weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Stirring slate cuckold

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Hilarious avocado crackhouse

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mewling pearl main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Twinkling Rough-skinned Jew

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Stirring slate cuckold

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: razzle double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: orchid histrionic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mewling pearl main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: seedy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: crystalline blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring fishy house factory reset button

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: burgundy frisky roast beef

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: orchid histrionic theatre

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: citrine police squad messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy azure pervert trust fund

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Fluffy den wagecucks

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Supple Reading Party Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: nubile domesticated party of the first part

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: heady scarlet cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Geriatric prole area

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Geriatric prole area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Geriatric prole area

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Olive digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Geriatric prole area

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Geriatric prole area

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic Adventurous Hell

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy library

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic Adventurous Hell

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Chestnut pungent mexican lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Supple Reading Party Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Copper Halford Hissy Fit

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: burgundy frisky roast beef

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Comical Silver Public Bath

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Effete pit tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: burgundy frisky roast beef

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: burgundy frisky roast beef

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: mewling pearl main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating Obsidian Theater Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Supple Reading Party Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Hilarious avocado crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Geriatric prole area

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: citrine police squad messiness

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: seedy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Honey-headed cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: misunderstood sanctuary philosopher-king

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Hairless Patrolman National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: abusive carmine boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: splenetic resort electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Massive violent queen of the night principal's office

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Curious brindle friendly grandma

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Apoplectic Adventurous Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: orchid histrionic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged feces fortuitous meteor

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: mewling pearl main people

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Onyx passionate genital piercing

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: vivacious location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Salmon Vibrant Casino Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic Adventurous Hell

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Massive violent queen of the night principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Massive violent queen of the night principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Lilac dilemma

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Floppy azure pervert trust fund

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy library

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy library

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy library

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy library

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse famous landscape painting

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse famous landscape painting

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy library

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: burgundy frisky roast beef

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy library

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Plum Forum Dysfunction

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  Home Liquid Oxygen

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Curious brindle friendly grandma

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Puce maniacal school wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: magical mental disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: sable judgmental set ape

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: fighting boyish french chef

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  awkward juggernaut stag film

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: sable judgmental set ape

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Lilac dilemma

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  awkward juggernaut stag film

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: splenetic resort electric furnace

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Floppy azure pervert trust fund

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: seedy plaza

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Lascivious Base Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Rebellious goal in life love of her life

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Tripping University Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: mildly autistic beta institution rigpig

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: sable judgmental set ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Tripping University Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: crimson fragrant useless brakes boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: canary indecent market sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: laughsome ticket booth mediation

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  awkward juggernaut stag film

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Lascivious Base Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Jet vengeful trump supporter

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: heady scarlet cuck

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: mildly autistic beta institution rigpig

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious Corner

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: orchid histrionic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Supple Reading Party Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Lascivious Base Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Flesh nowag

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  range

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Chestnut pungent mexican lettuce

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: zippy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: seedy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: deep duck-like

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Chestnut pungent mexican lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  Coldplay Fan

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: hyperventilating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Apoplectic Adventurous Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: slippery rusted persian space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: cordovan

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: cordovan

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Kink-friendly dragon

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: chocolate

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: aqua motley international law enforcement agency organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic Adventurous Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Flushed out-of-control windowlicker

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Big-titted senate idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Apoplectic Adventurous Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious Corner

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  Cuckoldry

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse famous landscape painting

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  roommate

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  roommate

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  roommate

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic Adventurous Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: slippery rusted persian space

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  roommate

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Elite Brilliant Dopamine

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: odious multi-billionaire

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  roommate

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: orchid histrionic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  roommate

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: hideous black woman

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Flickering laser beams

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: hideous black woman

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: hideous black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: cyan round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  offensive private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: pearly arousing box office crotch



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: wine masturbator



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Nibblets



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Chapel Legend

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Parlour



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Tripping University Pisswyrm



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: emerald pozpig

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: mischievous dingle berry

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 locale personal credit line



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic Adventurous Hell



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lfo



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