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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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buck-toothed public bath
  05/22/17
holy fuck
Chocolate vibrant menage
  05/22/17
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Grizzly Passionate Rigor Circlehead
  05/22/17
switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
bistre house-broken box office
  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
buck-toothed public bath
  05/22/17
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Chocolate vibrant menage
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vigorous lime whorehouse
  05/22/17
jfc
Disrespectful Concupiscible Love Of Her Life
  05/22/17
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Iridescent Bespoke Affirmative Action
  05/22/17
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Coiffed Spectacular Business Firm
  05/22/17
greened.com, actually
Swashbuckling Preventive Strike Fortuitous Meteor
  01/16/18
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Motley dead station azn
  09/15/18
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Opaque painfully honest cruise ship elastic band
  01/25/20
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yapping saffron tanning salon
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startling sanctuary
  04/16/18
Jfc
Doobsian indigo center
  09/15/18
*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Drab awkward background story brunch
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
Drab awkward background story brunch
  10/13/18
COLE HAAN
Drab awkward background story brunch
  02/21/19
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Marvelous bearded house therapy
  01/24/20
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Disrespectful Concupiscible Love Of Her Life
  01/25/20
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Drab awkward background story brunch
  07/04/21
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abusive pit
  04/02/23
roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
fragrant set faggot firefighter
  05/22/17
Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
buck-toothed public bath
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Chocolate vibrant menage
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vigorous lime whorehouse
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Mildly autistic honey-headed casino
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Amethyst arrogant indian lodge legend
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stirring fighting den mad-dog skullcap
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Poppy 180 chapel
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Shimmering nursing home faggotry
  01/16/18
Patty Klotz
Crawly razzle cuckoldry
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cerebral plum pervert
  01/16/18
3 AM: https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb4...
Drab awkward background story brunch
  09/15/18
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comical useless candlestick maker degenerate
  01/24/20
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Mewling Base
  04/02/23
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  05/04/26
Doug is not a meme.
Wonderful claret stage
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
Shimmering nursing home faggotry
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
Shimmering nursing home faggotry
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
Vermilion Idiot Hall
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
wine legal warrant
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
free-loading address party of the first part
  05/22/17
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buck-toothed public bath
  05/22/17
Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
free-loading address party of the first part
  05/22/17
Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a ...
Hilarious racy home gaping
  05/22/17
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adventurous hateful karate
  05/22/17
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Deep national security agency
  01/11/18
Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Drab awkward background story brunch
  09/15/18
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adventurous hateful karate
  01/24/20
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Charismatic domesticated institution goal in life
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
offensive wagecucks puppy
  05/22/17
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  05/04/26
*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Walnut immigrant
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
Hilarious racy home gaping
  05/22/17
Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
irate kitty boistinker
  05/22/17
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Deep national security agency
  01/11/18
Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
Drab awkward background story brunch
  09/15/18
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Shimmering nursing home faggotry
  01/16/18
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cerebral plum pervert
  01/16/18
*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Drab awkward background story brunch
  09/15/18
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Twisted spruce dragon
  05/22/17
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onyx bawdyhouse
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Vermilion Idiot Hall
  05/22/17
Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
Marvelous bearded house therapy
  05/22/17
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wine legal warrant
  05/27/17
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provocative white patrolman
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Olive Stead
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vigorous lime whorehouse
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Glittery church building
  04/16/18
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fragrant set faggot firefighter
  04/16/18
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Doobsian indigo center
  09/15/18
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Disrespectful Concupiscible Love Of Her Life
  01/25/20
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Iridescent Bespoke Affirmative Action
  01/25/20
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Vermilion Idiot Hall
  05/27/17
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henna reading party stain
  01/11/18
Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
Deep national security agency
  01/11/18
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Infuriating soggy laser beams
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
buck-toothed public bath
  01/16/18
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Shimmering nursing home faggotry
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  05/04/26
Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
Beady-eyed market
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Crawly razzle cuckoldry
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buck-toothed public bath
  04/16/18
Jesus christ
Stubborn Fear-inspiring Foreskin
  09/15/18
phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her ...
Marvelous bearded house therapy
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Dugg, https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67...
Drab awkward background story brunch
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cerebral plum pervert
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Heady Avocado Shrine Hissy Fit
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Mustard lascivious area depressive
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Big chestnut principal's office juggernaut
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odious unholy hell
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Marvelous bearded house therapy
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AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
Drab awkward background story brunch
  09/15/18
Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
ultramarine theater stage corn cake
  02/21/19
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Opaque painfully honest cruise ship elastic band
  01/25/20
Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
Nofapping partner mad cow disease
  02/21/19
https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b...
Drab awkward background story brunch
  01/25/20
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buck-toothed public bath
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buck-toothed public bath
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Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
Richard Ames
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
Fucking Fuckface
  05/04/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: buck-toothed public bath



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Chocolate vibrant menage

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Grizzly Passionate Rigor Circlehead



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: bistre house-broken box office

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: buck-toothed public bath

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Chocolate vibrant menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365274)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: vigorous lime whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365299)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Disrespectful Concupiscible Love Of Her Life

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Iridescent Bespoke Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365575)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Coiffed Spectacular Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33370910)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Preventive Strike Fortuitous Meteor

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Motley dead station azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813367)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Opaque painfully honest cruise ship elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486377)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: yapping saffron tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486388)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: startling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35849830)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Doobsian indigo center

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded house therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39483750)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful Concupiscible Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486382)



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: abusive pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#46134009)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: fragrant set faggot firefighter

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: buck-toothed public bath

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Chocolate vibrant menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365304)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: vigorous lime whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Mildly autistic honey-headed casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365635)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Amethyst arrogant indian lodge legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365749)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: stirring fighting den mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33366197)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Poppy 180 chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33366214)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Shimmering nursing home faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167876)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Crawly razzle cuckoldry

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: cerebral plum pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167974)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: comical useless candlestick maker degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39483801)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Mewling Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#46133998)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Wonderful claret stage

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Shimmering nursing home faggotry

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Shimmering nursing home faggotry

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Vermilion Idiot Hall

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: wine legal warrant

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: free-loading address party of the first part

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: buck-toothed public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: free-loading address party of the first part

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Hilarious racy home gaping

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: adventurous hateful karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33371009)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Deep national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133440)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: adventurous hateful karate



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Charismatic domesticated institution goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365590)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: offensive wagecucks puppy

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864365)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Walnut immigrant

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Hilarious racy home gaping

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: irate kitty boistinker

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Deep national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Shimmering nursing home faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: cerebral plum pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864366)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Twisted spruce dragon



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: onyx bawdyhouse



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Vermilion Idiot Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded house therapy

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: wine legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33407638)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: provocative white patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33407650)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Olive Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133342)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: vigorous lime whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Glittery church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: fragrant set faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Doobsian indigo center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Disrespectful Concupiscible Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Iridescent Bespoke Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Vermilion Idiot Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: henna reading party stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Deep national security agency

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Infuriating soggy laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: buck-toothed public bath

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Shimmering nursing home faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed market

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Crawly razzle cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: buck-toothed public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Stubborn Fear-inspiring Foreskin

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Marvelous bearded house therapy

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: cerebral plum pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Heady Avocado Shrine Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Mustard lascivious area depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Big chestnut principal's office juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: odious unholy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Marvelous bearded house therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: ultramarine theater stage corn cake

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Opaque painfully honest cruise ship elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Nofapping partner mad cow disease

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Drab awkward background story brunch

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: buck-toothed public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: buck-toothed public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864497)