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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
indigo therapy
  07/20/17
Waddled here
opaque immigrant
  07/20/17
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Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  07/20/17
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Ivory turdskin mediation
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
beady-eyed gold gaping
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
opaque immigrant
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Lake toilet seat ratface
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
opaque immigrant
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
Drunken wrinkle
  10/18/21
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bespoke mind-boggling pocket flask theater stage
  07/20/17
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Cobalt dragon locus
  07/20/17
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ocher hell son of senegal
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Cobalt dragon locus
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
olive hateful address wagecucks
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
electric cordovan roast beef
  07/20/17
Titcq
Ivory turdskin mediation
  07/20/17
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Chrome set trump supporter
  03/02/18
Yes.
Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
Pale charismatic sandwich
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
Buck-toothed insecure stage water buffalo
  07/20/17
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vibrant geriatric coffee pot queen of the night
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
olive hateful address wagecucks
  07/20/17
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Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  08/01/17
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vibrant geriatric coffee pot queen of the night
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
opaque immigrant
  08/01/17
...
Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Nubile tanning salon jap
  09/18/17
cq
appetizing party of the first part
  09/18/17
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Cyan Plaza
  09/04/21
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Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
Laughsome fluffy chad
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
electric cordovan roast beef
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
Galvanic rambunctious coldplay fan trailer park
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
electric cordovan roast beef
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
appetizing party of the first part
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
Cerise idea he suggested
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
Know-it-all brethren
  03/02/18
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Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  07/24/18
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Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  02/19/19
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Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  10/31/19
id do this for free
Pale charismatic sandwich
  10/31/19
...
Rusted aphrodisiac business firm
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
Razzle Electric Furnace Marketing Idea
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Boyish at-the-ready regret elastic band
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
Cyan Plaza
  09/04/21
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opaque immigrant
  06/18/25
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Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond
  10/18/21
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Rusted aphrodisiac business firm
  06/23/22
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  12/14/23
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Rusted aphrodisiac business firm
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
exciting sneaky criminal feces
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
fragrant slap-happy nursing home
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
opaque immigrant
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: indigo therapy

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: opaque immigrant

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Ivory turdskin mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed gold gaping

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: opaque immigrant

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Lake toilet seat ratface

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: opaque immigrant

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: Drunken wrinkle

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: bespoke mind-boggling pocket flask theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Cobalt dragon locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: ocher hell son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Cobalt dragon locus

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: olive hateful address wagecucks

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: electric cordovan roast beef

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Ivory turdskin mediation

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Chrome set trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Pale charismatic sandwich

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Buck-toothed insecure stage water buffalo

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: vibrant geriatric coffee pot queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: olive hateful address wagecucks

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: vibrant geriatric coffee pot queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: opaque immigrant

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Nubile tanning salon jap

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: appetizing party of the first part

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Cyan Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Laughsome fluffy chad

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: electric cordovan roast beef

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Galvanic rambunctious coldplay fan trailer park

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: electric cordovan roast beef

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: appetizing party of the first part

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Cerise idea he suggested

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Know-it-all brethren

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Pale charismatic sandwich

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Rusted aphrodisiac business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Razzle Electric Furnace Marketing Idea

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Boyish at-the-ready regret elastic band

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Cyan Plaza

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: opaque immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Internet-worthy rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Rusted aphrodisiac business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Rusted aphrodisiac business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Rusted aphrodisiac business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: exciting sneaky criminal feces

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: fragrant slap-happy nursing home

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: opaque immigrant

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027937)