frozen burrito instructions: microwave for 90 sec or put in oven for 5 hrs
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Date: November 7th, 2017 3:01 PM Author: Laughsome bonkers sweet tailpipe twinkling uncleanness
kind of reminds me of mitch hedberg's joke about how long it takes to make baked potatoes in a conventional oven.
"Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done...who knows? I'll throw a potato in and go on vacation."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3781062&forum_id=2...id.#34627137) |
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