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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
Shivering lilac goal in life headpube
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
pink beady-eyed step-uncle's house
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lavender shrine idea he suggested
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
federal locale kitty
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
Shivering lilac goal in life headpube
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
federal locale kitty
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
Heady mexican
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
Carnelian corner multi-billionaire
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
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  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
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  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
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exciting associate
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Spectacular walnut fanboi
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
federal locale kitty
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pale circlehead stage
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
coral tripping garrison
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
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  11/22/17
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  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
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  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
Drunken Blathering Skinny Woman Roast Beef
  11/22/17
(money haver)
appetizing jade codepig philosopher-king
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
Fighting hospital
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
coral tripping garrison
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
Shivering lilac goal in life headpube
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
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  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
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  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
navy very tactful den
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
shaky preventive strike indirect expression
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
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  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Shivering lilac goal in life headpube

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: pink beady-eyed step-uncle's house

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: lavender shrine idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: federal locale kitty

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Shivering lilac goal in life headpube

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: federal locale kitty

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Heady mexican

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Carnelian corner multi-billionaire

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: henna fantasy-prone laser beams space

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: concupiscible anal site



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: pale circlehead stage

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Translucent principal's office kitty cat

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: exciting associate



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Spectacular walnut fanboi

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: federal locale kitty

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Boyish Autistic Masturbator National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: henna fantasy-prone laser beams space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: pale circlehead stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: shaky preventive strike indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: pale circlehead stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: coral tripping garrison

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Shivering lilac goal in life headpube

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: coral tripping garrison

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: henna fantasy-prone laser beams space

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: thriller poppy lay digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Dark theater water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: shaky preventive strike indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Zippy Theater Stage Jew

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Drunken Blathering Skinny Woman Roast Beef

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: appetizing jade codepig philosopher-king

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Fighting hospital

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: coral tripping garrison

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Shivering lilac goal in life headpube

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: laughsome sound barrier

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: odious parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: thriller poppy lay digit ratio

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: navy very tactful den

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: shaky preventive strike indirect expression

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: appetizing jade codepig philosopher-king

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: shaky preventive strike indirect expression

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: Shivering lilac goal in life headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: daniel gay luis



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