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It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her ...
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love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one
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next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)&qu...
insanely creepy theatre puppy
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My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mo...
Bearded messiness
  11/27/17
unnngh. cup size?
insanely creepy theatre puppy
  11/27/17
B at the time. Bright pink nipples.
Bearded messiness
  11/27/17
nice. think she's game?
insanely creepy theatre puppy
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loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (be...
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how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?
insanely creepy theatre puppy
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Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikin...
Bearded messiness
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she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house
insanely creepy theatre puppy
  11/27/17
Will j/o to this later. ty.
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holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day
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And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218...
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Hahah my firm counts it at zero
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Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas,"...
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And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginnin...
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insanely creepy theatre puppy
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Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "C...
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Hahahahaha
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looooool
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(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)
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Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those...
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Really funny fake song posts guys
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ur gay
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After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "Wha...
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This meme is a festering TTT in decline hehehe 20 word so...
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Embarrassing thread
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Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by th...
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Really fucking bad post.
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Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gi...
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That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinde...
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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring athletic conference box office



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her now-classic "All I Want for Christmas is a Grandchild."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785003)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy

love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785020)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Avocado arousing tanning salon



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: Laughsome mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: lilac ticket booth pocket flask



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: bipolar poppy home



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Maroon garrison useless brakes

"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're hear with Inevitable Death's all-time classic, 'Working On One of the Seven Christmases You Have Left With Dad Still Alive.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785030)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Marvelous crackhouse toaster



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Soggy Jap Den



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Carnelian Quadroon



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:06 AM
Author: big-titted whorehouse



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy

next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)" by My First Cousin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785031)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mother--My Dad's Younger Sister--had the 1993 hit, "My Nephew Spent the Entire Family Pool Party Trying to See Down My Tommy Hilfiger Bikini Top and Thought I Didn't Notice (The Whole Family Noticed)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785132)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy

unnngh. cup size?

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

B at the time. Bright pink nipples.

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy

nice. think she's game?

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (beyond immediate) is fat fat fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785217)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy

how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikini top with hard cups and her tits did not fill them. Was impossible not to stare as a 12-y/o.

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy

she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

Will j/o to this later. ty.

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:46 PM
Author: wine thirsty hall



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: Rose motley shitlib bawdyhouse

holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34788498)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: Bossy base

And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218 hours in December to Make Your Billables.” Seems to get more true with each passing year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785043)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono at 0.5x. Still lots of days left!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785111)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Bossy base

Hahah my firm counts it at zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785546)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Orange Boyish Field



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: big plaza

Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas," by Your Dad and the Funeral Parlors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785151)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: vivacious navy heaven dysfunction

And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginning to look a lot like Christmas” by The Apple Store (and featuring AT&T ) it is “we’re fucking up you’re wife’s phone just in time for Christmas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785204)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "Cases are for Poors" and "You're Careful and It's Always in Your Purse, Anyway" off their album "Hehe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785251)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: vivacious navy heaven dysfunction

Hahahahaha

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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Soggy Jap Den

looooool

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Avocado arousing tanning salon

(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785240)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Bearded messiness



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Soggy Jap Den



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:14 AM
Author: gay nudist location azn



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored area

Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those new year's resolution fats!" from the BMI 35s latest album "Your B Cups Aren't Pecs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785257)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse

Really funny fake song posts guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785259)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: vivacious navy heaven dysfunction



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Date: November 28th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Sadistic headpube becky



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Vengeful range

After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "What, My Old High School is Half Puerto Rican Now?!?" by the Declining Land Values so Kiss Your Inheritance Goodbye Posse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785296)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Bespoke concupiscible school ladyboy

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic candlestick maker weed whacker

This meme is a festering TTT in decline

hehehe 20 word song title by band with10 word name hehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785302)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse

Embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785321)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Sadistic headpube becky



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: vivacious navy heaven dysfunction

Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by the Homo Newbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785358)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 4:00 AM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse

Really fucking bad post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34787694)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: flatulent corner

oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, and "new poster, first day" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34788547)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: Disgusting Mischievous Prole Point

(Scrooge)

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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Soggy Jap Den

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Pink Coffee Pot Coldplay Fan



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Silver Startled Site Famous Landscape Painting

I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now it is cringe-inducing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785361)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic candlestick maker weed whacker

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy

I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kelly's marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785406)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:45 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried to force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785420)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gifts This Year; I Don't Need Anything" by the SAHM Getting Five Deliveries Per Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785312)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: vivacious navy heaven dysfunction

Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you* a gift?” by Credit Cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785342)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Certificate" off of "Shit, I forgot to buy a real gift for him again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785390)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy theatre puppy

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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightstand drawer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785429)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Disgusting Mischievous Prole Point



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Onyx excitant university



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: vivacious navy heaven dysfunction

That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinder Teen and the Missing Daddies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785318)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Bearded messiness

Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their new hit: "Rewrap Last Year's Unopened Gifts?" off their album "Ungrateful Wife Vol. 2."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785345)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Avocado arousing tanning salon

And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daughter: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Shaquille."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785356)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: vivacious navy heaven dysfunction

That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagram Wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785375)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Bearded messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785397)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: flatulent corner

Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (Outside a Casket) Ever Again Just Because He Likes Trump a Little" by the Festering Shitdicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34785445)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:37 AM
Author: transparent electric pistol locus

Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:

"Is my phone line disconnected" by aging fathers who haven't heard from their rootless cosmopolitan kids in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34788091)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: transparent electric pistol locus

From the band that put SF on the map, here's:

"Mailbox full" by desperate 35 year old balding male attorneys hitting up tinder sloot 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34788110)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Reading this post is consent to get hurt (🦉)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#49445686)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: big plaza

Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Your Deeply Autistic Daughter Will Never Say 'Merry Christmas'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34788543)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: big plaza

Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to you, from Inhouse HR and the Gotta Know Somebodies, "Thank You For Your Interest (But Our Christmas Department Is Fully Staffed)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34788558)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: Disgusting Mischievous Prole Point

Now for the wistful “will I ever ski again?” by Accelerated Aging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34788618)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Rose motley shitlib bawdyhouse

ouch

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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Pink Coffee Pot Coldplay Fan

And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their hit “Eggnog Pancreatitis”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2...id.#34789390)



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Date: December 21st, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: Cerebral plum organic girlfriend menage



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored area



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:50 AM
Author: Provocative native mental disorder



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