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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
Dashing bat shit crazy area
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
curious quadroon
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
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  02/13/18
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Drab Resort Chad
  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
garnet harsh scourge upon the earth
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
curious quadroon
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
180 site
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
curious quadroon
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
180 site
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
curious quadroon
  02/13/18
(virgin)
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ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
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"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
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very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
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"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
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  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
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  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
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  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
jade senate becky
  02/13/18
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  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
Dashing bat shit crazy area
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
180 site
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
Shaky aromatic faggotry
  02/13/18
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  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
Dashing bat shit crazy area
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
Laughsome mischievous property international law enforcement agency
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
Dashing bat shit crazy area
  02/13/18
180
Laughsome mischievous property international law enforcement agency
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
Laughsome mischievous property international law enforcement agency
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
Big-titted organic girlfriend
  02/13/18
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  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
frozen yarmulke
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
Blathering Ocher Abode Stock Car
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
insane kitchen
  02/13/18
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rose maniacal corner
  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
supple plaza multi-billionaire
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
Dashing bat shit crazy area
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
Shaky aromatic faggotry
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
supple plaza multi-billionaire
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
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  02/13/18
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  02/13/18
lol
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insane kitchen
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Histrionic sapphire toaster
  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
Amber mind-boggling volcanic crater business firm
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
razzle frum school cafeteria bbw
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
Big-titted organic girlfriend
  02/13/18
All of the above.
maroon floppy field
  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
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  06/13/22
lick her vagina
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  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
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  02/13/18
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  06/13/22
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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Dashing bat shit crazy area

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: curious quadroon

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Irate Hairless Forum

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Drab Resort Chad

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: garnet harsh scourge upon the earth

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: curious quadroon

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: 180 site

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: curious quadroon

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: 180 site

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: curious quadroon

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Big-titted organic girlfriend

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: crimson temple ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: 180 site



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: fishy gay wizard center



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Laughsome mischievous property international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Appetizing Cruise Ship Pozpig

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Shaky aromatic faggotry

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Laughsome mischievous property international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Big-titted organic girlfriend



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: 180 site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: insane kitchen



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: pearl up-to-no-good casino



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Cruise Ship Pozpig



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Bright talented piazza legal warrant

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Shaky aromatic faggotry

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Bright talented piazza legal warrant

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: 180 site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35394349)



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Author: Fat Teddy



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: fishy gay wizard center

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Amber mind-boggling volcanic crater business firm

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: jade senate becky

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: charismatic tan meetinghouse

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Dashing bat shit crazy area

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: 180 site

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Shaky aromatic faggotry

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Vigorous Brilliant Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Dashing bat shit crazy area

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Laughsome mischievous property international law enforcement agency

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Dashing bat shit crazy area

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Laughsome mischievous property international law enforcement agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Laughsome mischievous property international law enforcement agency

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Big-titted organic girlfriend

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Medicated silver internal respiration preventive strike

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: frozen yarmulke

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Blathering Ocher Abode Stock Car

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: insane kitchen

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: rose maniacal corner



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: supple plaza multi-billionaire

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Dashing bat shit crazy area

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Shaky aromatic faggotry

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: supple plaza multi-billionaire

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Shaky aromatic faggotry

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Big-titted organic girlfriend



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: supple plaza multi-billionaire



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Heady vermilion state death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: insane kitchen



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Histrionic sapphire toaster



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Amber mind-boggling volcanic crater business firm

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: razzle frum school cafeteria bbw

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Big-titted organic girlfriend

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: maroon floppy field

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: jade senate becky

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: bisexual church

lick her vagina

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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Heady vermilion state death wish

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: rose maniacal corner

FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#44679808)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Cheese-eating nowag private investor

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2...id.#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lay

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