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biglaw firms need to get their shit together re: en dashes and em dashes

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Crav...
pungent multi-billionaire hell
  03/19/18
Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.
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  03/19/18
it's despicable
pungent multi-billionaire hell
  03/19/18
Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out befo...
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(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers ...
scarlet tripping jap
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I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a ...
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Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effo...
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Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just ...
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i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked ab...
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  03/22/18
Good job man. We’d be friends.
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  05/12/18
This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if t...
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  05/12/18
Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases?...
pungent multi-billionaire hell
  05/12/18
It flips them all so they curl away from the number.
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  05/14/18
two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em b...
Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan
  03/19/18
you can typically just use a voice command ime
scarlet tripping jap
  03/19/18
Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced...
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Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use ...
pungent multi-billionaire hell
  03/19/18
You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS c...
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scarlet tripping jap
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Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.
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This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausi...
pungent multi-billionaire hell
  03/19/18
Very TTT. But who's going to check?
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  05/14/18
People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, f...
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  03/19/18
"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me...
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  03/19/18
Damn you're fast
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  03/19/18
That took several hours per my notebook of billables.
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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire hell

I see even the most elite firms (literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places) file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or, god forbid, two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641306)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: bistre stock car boistinker

Two hyphens for em dashes isn't that bad. It's just ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641398)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire hell

it's despicable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641410)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:03 PM
Author: excitant theater stage nibblets

Saw a guy get fired for this and straight up walked out before he jumped off the roof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641317)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: scarlet tripping jap

lmfao that you're dealing with firms that aren't employing, at a minimum, the trendash. Point to fact, in times of great exigency, I've gone so far as to make use of a pentadash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641319)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: red incel sound barrier



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: umber juggernaut crackhouse



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:55 PM
Author: scarlet tripping jap



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Date: August 4th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: gold lascivious water buffalo cuckoldry

Trendash for life. What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641323)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: scarlet tripping jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641327)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Maize spectacular plaza macaca



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire hell

This literally does not exist in the English language. I have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641347)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: scarlet tripping jap

(non-peer graduate; non-peer practitioner; non-peer farmers market goer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641352)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire hell

I'm open to hearing an explanation. But I consider myself a punctuation hardliner and literally have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641383)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Sable bipolar turdskin scourge upon the earth

Check out Eats, Shoots, and Trendashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641427)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Hilarious locale



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: orange vivacious theater idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641354)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Walnut stage clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641366)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Hilarious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641386)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: slimy casino



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: puce den preventive strike

Is this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641326)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Hairless lay

Square apostrophes are the worst. I mean, show a little effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641333)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Brindle learning disabled factory reset button

Real pain in the ass in patent cases because you can’t just replace all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641407)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire hell

You know what is really fucking insane is when people point the apostrophe the wrong way in patent cases. You see this all the time. Probably greater than 50% of the time, a biglaw firm will write about the 999 patent and have the apostrophe at the beginning pointing the wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641435)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Bonkers Wagecucks

cr, huge patent prole tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641765)



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Date: March 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35652523)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Sable bipolar turdskin scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641869)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: amethyst metal senate

i correct every goddamn one. the founding fathers talked about patents in the goddamn constitution for fucks sake show a little respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35658723)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire hell

Good job man. We’d be friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#36038907)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: histrionic orchid meetinghouse halford

This is a little known fact: the CAFC shreds your brief if they see a straight or backwards quote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#36038931)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire hell

Btw, why can’t you use the replace function in patent cases??? I’d like an explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#36038946)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: histrionic orchid meetinghouse halford

It flips them all so they curl away from the number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#36050278)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan

two hyphens all day, fuck trying to find the button for em bash all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641336)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: scarlet tripping jap

you can typically just use a voice command ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641345)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring tattoo police squad

Using hyphens instead of en dashes to save a line when faced with a page limit: decadent or shrewd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641343)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire hell

Honestly the one situation where I have been tempted to use a hyphen instead of an en dash (and, on occasion, have succumbed) is when faced with a strict word limit. If you use an en dash, Microsoft Word records the range as two words whereas it records a single word if you use a hyphen. But it is incorrect usage and I've always been tempted to call people out for violating the word count where they hit it exactly while employing 50 hyphens in the place of en dashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641372)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: puce den preventive strike

You could have avoided all this just by doing better in HS calculus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641379)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: scarlet tripping jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641390)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: bistre stock car boistinker

Most lawyers did just fine in HS math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641414)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Vigorous stain

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641395)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: bistre stock car boistinker

Amateur!

Increase the font scale setting to increase the hyphen to 300%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641430)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: pungent multi-billionaire hell

This is conscious rules flouting and robs you of your plausible deniability. Many jurisdictions, for example Delaware, now require briefs to be filed in Word format.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641456)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: bistre stock car boistinker

Very TTT.

But who's going to check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#36050314)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan

People who care about this are what make biglaw miserable, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641582)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: Sable bipolar turdskin scourge upon the earth

"bake?" oh shit, I just proved your point. Bake me away, toys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641586)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan

Damn you're fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641601)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Sable bipolar turdskin scourge upon the earth

That took several hours per my notebook of billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641760)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641859)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring tattoo police squad

Brother, clients pay $620 an hour for us to care about this so we can maintain credibility and prestige with judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641748)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Vigorous stain

Judge: Well, I was going to rule in defendant's favor, but then I noticed inconsistent em-dashes. Summary judgment for the plaintiff!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641758)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Coldplay Fan

nobody whose time has any value gives one solitary fuck about this. its all dipshit mid level associates one upping each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641868)



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Date: March 19th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: milky aromatic round eye sneaky criminal

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35641759)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Thirsty Mood

killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35645224)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: frum lemon principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35645233)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: cracking clear faggotry school cafeteria

transhyphenist non bigot here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35645255)



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Date: March 20th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: silver associate theatre

I see even the most elite firms -- literally Wachtell and Cravath and Kellog and other top places -- file briefs using hyphens instead of en dashes and using en dashes or -- god forbid -- two hyphens for em dashes. get it together motherfuckers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#35645274)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Infuriating bbw garrison

This is — the credited criticism — so say I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#36038917)



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Date: May 12th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: histrionic orchid meetinghouse halford

The SGs office is the last bastion of good writing in the profession. Their punctuation is always on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#36039460)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 7:39 PM
Author: Flushed love of her life

Worrying about this is the ultimate no book of business tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3923252&forum_id=2...id.#36050530)