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wonderful kitty cat striped hyena
  06/22/18
Ljl fuck you I quit.
arousing native rigpig
  06/22/18
CR friend
wonderful kitty cat striped hyena
  06/22/18
Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans...
arousing native rigpig
  06/22/18
Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that wee...
wonderful kitty cat striped hyena
  06/22/18
Fuck you i quit
arousing native rigpig
  06/22/18
Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the...
thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office
  06/22/18
Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this s...
arousing native rigpig
  06/22/18
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Nighttime Base Sweet Tailpipe
  05/23/25
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smoky philosopher-king faggotry
  06/22/18
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useless property pervert
  06/22/18
client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this ...
misanthropic claret stage lettuce
  06/22/18
I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is...
laughsome topaz theater
  06/22/18
More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt fini...
Dashing police squad
  06/22/18
tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while...
laughsome topaz theater
  06/22/18
I hear both used often
arousing native rigpig
  06/22/18
20 MHz
Lascivious Office
  06/22/18
Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call...
thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office
  06/22/18
Good God
flirting mahogany multi-billionaire
  06/22/18
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Lascivious Office
  06/22/18
Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!&qu...
wonderful kitty cat striped hyena
  06/22/18
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thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office
  06/22/18
(pls move decimal one to right thank)
thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office
  06/22/18
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Lime Offensive Boistinker Pistol
  06/22/18
Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking o...
thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office
  06/22/18
I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. ...
thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office
  06/25/18
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Nighttime Base Sweet Tailpipe
  05/23/25
i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox awa...
Spectacular abode
  06/22/18
There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re...
aromatic ruby locale useless brakes
  06/22/18
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coiffed cruise ship patrolman
  06/25/18
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Bat-shit-crazy Box Office
  10/05/18
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Vigorous Jap Candlestick Maker
  05/23/25
I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good. But the c...
Excitant Outnumbered Public Bath Blood Rage
  05/23/25
40 Mbps at home.
Saffron legal warrant gaming laptop
  05/23/25


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: wonderful kitty cat striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: arousing native rigpig

Ljl fuck you I quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289259)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: wonderful kitty cat striped hyena

CR friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289361)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: arousing native rigpig

Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289376)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: wonderful kitty cat striped hyena

Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: arousing native rigpig

Fuck you i quit

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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office

Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290475)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: arousing native rigpig

Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36294341)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Nighttime Base Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: smoky philosopher-king faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: useless property pervert



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: misanthropic claret stage lettuce

client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: laughsome topaz theater

I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Dashing police squad

More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: laughsome topaz theater

tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289365)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: arousing native rigpig

I hear both used often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289380)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Office

20 MHz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36289374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office

Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290231)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: flirting mahogany multi-billionaire

Good God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: Lascivious Office



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: wonderful kitty cat striped hyena

Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.

One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290395)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290438)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office

(pls move decimal one to right thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290492)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Lime Offensive Boistinker Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36294349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office

Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.

John, please send around a dial-in.

Talk in a few. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36294063)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth principal's office

I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.

Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36308682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Nighttime Base Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#48956287)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Spectacular abode

i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox away!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36290241)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: aromatic ruby locale useless brakes

There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36294172)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: coiffed cruise ship patrolman



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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#36964372)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Vigorous Jap Candlestick Maker



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Excitant Outnumbered Public Bath Blood Rage

I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good.

But the client can go fuck himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#48956296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Saffron legal warrant gaming laptop

40 Mbps at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2...id.#48956365)