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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
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excitant pink church building circlehead
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Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Autistic macaca dog poop
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Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Internet-worthy center
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https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
excitant pink church building circlehead
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Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Internet-worthy center
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(((crows)))
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Internet-worthy center
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Autistic macaca dog poop
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Demanding black woman mother
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Internet-worthy center
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God I fucking hate you
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Demanding black woman mother
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His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Internet-worthy center
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Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Demanding black woman mother
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Internet-worthy center
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You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Demanding black woman mother
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Internet-worthy center
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Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Internet-worthy center
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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magical affirmative action
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Shimmering Cowardly Kitchen
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
bearded irradiated philosopher-king tanning salon
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Coincidence that crows are black?
Bronze startling idea he suggested
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Lawman8 weeping
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: excitant pink church building circlehead



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Autistic macaca dog poop

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: excitant pink church building circlehead

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: gaped clear half-breed

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Bronze startling idea he suggested

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: blue soul-stirring property place of business



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: aromatic telephone



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: vivacious abnormal abode



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: pale den



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: bearded irradiated philosopher-king tanning salon

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Obsidian Temple Water Buffalo



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Vibrant karate



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Obsidian Temple Water Buffalo



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chest-beating cruise ship electric furnace

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: blue soul-stirring property place of business



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Fighting Brunch



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Obsidian Temple Water Buffalo



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Stimulating set coldplay fan

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Curious Flatulent University



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: aromatic telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Demanding black woman mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Demanding black woman mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Autistic macaca dog poop

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Demanding black woman mother

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Demanding black woman mother

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Demanding black woman mother

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Demanding black woman mother

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Demanding black woman mother

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: magical affirmative action

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: magical affirmative action



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Spectacular Sound Barrier

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Buck-toothed buff base knife

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Sooty Rough-skinned Theater Stage



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: opaque range

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Odious becky

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Shimmering Cowardly Kitchen



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Sooty Rough-skinned Theater Stage

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: razzle anal scourge upon the earth rehab

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: bearded irradiated philosopher-king tanning salon

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Bronze startling idea he suggested

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: topaz gaping bawdyhouse

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Demanding black woman mother



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Spectacular Sound Barrier

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2...id.#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy plum space prole



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Internet-worthy center

Nice bump. It remains true

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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