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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
contagious coiffed whorehouse degenerate
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
multi-colored ivory house trust fund
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
aromatic navy party of the first part
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
autistic transparent mental disorder point
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Saffron beta location deer antler
  03/26/19
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contagious coiffed whorehouse degenerate
  03/26/19
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cowardly irradiated black woman dog poop
  03/26/19
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aromatic navy party of the first part
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
vibrant masturbator market
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
aromatic navy party of the first part
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
multi-colored ivory house trust fund
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Saffron beta location deer antler
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
aromatic navy party of the first part
  03/26/19
180
stimulating native
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
aromatic navy party of the first part
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Carmine fragrant gunner
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
razzle-dazzle mewling antidepressant drug alpha
  08/06/19
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autistic transparent mental disorder point
  03/26/19
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  03/26/19
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exciting locus private investor
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Ruby arrogant cruise ship ratface
  03/26/19
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Saffron beta location deer antler
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
aromatic navy party of the first part
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
slimy tan wrinkle telephone
  03/26/19
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Ruby arrogant cruise ship ratface
  03/26/19
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Ungodly Theater Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
peach 180 indirect expression
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Carmine fragrant gunner
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
cobalt mischievous messiness orchestra pit
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
slimy tan wrinkle telephone
  03/26/19
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cobalt mischievous messiness orchestra pit
  03/26/19
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slimy tan wrinkle telephone
  06/18/19
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slimy tan wrinkle telephone
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Carmine fragrant gunner
  03/26/19
cr
cobalt mischievous messiness orchestra pit
  03/26/19
Zoho
Grizzly Awkward Ticket Booth Regret
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Mind-boggling self-centered therapy hell
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
Beady-eyed pink forum
  03/26/19
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Rough-skinned Marketing Idea Brunch
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Ungodly Theater Stage Gaming Laptop
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Sick lascivious ladyboy
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Azure comical national security agency
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Abnormal Narrow-minded Multi-billionaire Haunted Graveyard
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Sick lascivious ladyboy
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Ruby arrogant cruise ship ratface
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
razzle-dazzle mewling antidepressant drug alpha
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Infuriating medicated gas station
  08/07/19
Boom might now
big bistre kitty
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
Massive Black Abode Prole
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
trip site
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Infuriating medicated gas station
  08/07/19
...
big bistre kitty
  11/09/19
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contagious coiffed whorehouse degenerate
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Histrionic trump supporter faggotry
  06/26/25
forces sales
misanthropic dingle berry
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: contagious coiffed whorehouse degenerate

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: multi-colored ivory house trust fund

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: aromatic navy party of the first part

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: autistic transparent mental disorder point

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Saffron beta location deer antler

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: contagious coiffed whorehouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: cowardly irradiated black woman dog poop



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: aromatic navy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: vibrant masturbator market

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: aromatic navy party of the first part

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: multi-colored ivory house trust fund

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Saffron beta location deer antler

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: aromatic navy party of the first part

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: stimulating native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: aromatic navy party of the first part

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Carmine fragrant gunner

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mewling antidepressant drug alpha

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: autistic transparent mental disorder point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: useless ultramarine trailer park athletic conference



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: exciting locus private investor



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Ruby arrogant cruise ship ratface

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Saffron beta location deer antler



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: aromatic navy party of the first part

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: slimy tan wrinkle telephone

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Ruby arrogant cruise ship ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Ungodly Theater Stage Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: peach 180 indirect expression

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Carmine fragrant gunner

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: cobalt mischievous messiness orchestra pit

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: slimy tan wrinkle telephone

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: cobalt mischievous messiness orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: slimy tan wrinkle telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: slimy tan wrinkle telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Carmine fragrant gunner

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: cobalt mischievous messiness orchestra pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Grizzly Awkward Ticket Booth Regret

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling self-centered therapy hell

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pink forum

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Marketing Idea Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Ungodly Theater Stage Gaming Laptop

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Sick lascivious ladyboy

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Azure comical national security agency

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Abnormal Narrow-minded Multi-billionaire Haunted Graveyard

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Sick lascivious ladyboy

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Ruby arrogant cruise ship ratface

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mewling antidepressant drug alpha

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Infuriating medicated gas station

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: big bistre kitty

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Massive Black Abode Prole

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: trip site

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Infuriating medicated gas station

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: big bistre kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: contagious coiffed whorehouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Histrionic trump supporter faggotry

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: misanthropic dingle berry

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051946)