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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
spectacular hateful elastic band piazza
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
Cobalt Brunch Ratface
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Harsh cordovan space
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Fiercely-loyal Aphrodisiac Community Account Shrine
  03/26/19
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spectacular hateful elastic band piazza
  03/26/19
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Adulterous double fault generalized bond
  03/26/19
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Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
heady ruby new version
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
Cobalt Brunch Ratface
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Fiercely-loyal Aphrodisiac Community Account Shrine
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage
  03/26/19
180
black home
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Cheese-eating ruddy associate
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
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  08/06/19
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Harsh cordovan space
  03/26/19
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Motley Twinkling Uncleanness Forum
  03/26/19
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crystalline persian multi-billionaire
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
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  03/26/19
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Fiercely-loyal Aphrodisiac Community Account Shrine
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
useless market
  03/26/19
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maroon deep stag film dysfunction
  03/26/19
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drunken trailer park
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
orange fluffy sex offender locale
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Cheese-eating ruddy associate
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Flesh Depressive National
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
useless market
  03/26/19
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Flesh Depressive National
  03/26/19
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useless market
  06/18/19
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useless market
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Cheese-eating ruddy associate
  03/26/19
cr
Flesh Depressive National
  03/26/19
Zoho
talking violent box office
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
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  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
Apoplectic Point
  03/26/19
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copper talented famous landscape painting
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
drunken trailer park
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
milky haunted graveyard jap
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Appetizing Coiffed Weed Whacker Bbw
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Vigorous center yarmulke
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
milky haunted graveyard jap
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
maroon deep stag film dysfunction
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
glittery hyperventilating institution
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Crusty Step-uncle's House Pozpig
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Henna cerebral church building
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
metal learning disabled mexican
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
slate dopamine set
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Crusty Step-uncle's House Pozpig
  08/07/19
...
Henna cerebral church building
  11/09/19
...
spectacular hateful elastic band piazza
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
lake temple marketing idea
  06/26/25
forces sales
irradiated location
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: spectacular hateful elastic band piazza

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Cobalt Brunch Ratface

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Harsh cordovan space

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Aphrodisiac Community Account Shrine

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: spectacular hateful elastic band piazza



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Adulterous double fault generalized bond



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: heady ruby new version

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Cobalt Brunch Ratface

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Aphrodisiac Community Account Shrine

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: black home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating ruddy associate

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: glittery hyperventilating institution

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Harsh cordovan space



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Motley Twinkling Uncleanness Forum



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: crystalline persian multi-billionaire



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: maroon deep stag film dysfunction

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Aphrodisiac Community Account Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Titillating dead mental disorder old irish cottage

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: useless market

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: maroon deep stag film dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: drunken trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: orange fluffy sex offender locale

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Cheese-eating ruddy associate

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Flesh Depressive National

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: useless market

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Flesh Depressive National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: useless market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: useless market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating ruddy associate

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Flesh Depressive National

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: talking violent box office

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Citrine tanning salon giraffe

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic Point

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: copper talented famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: drunken trailer park

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: milky haunted graveyard jap

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Coiffed Weed Whacker Bbw

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Vigorous center yarmulke

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: milky haunted graveyard jap

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: maroon deep stag film dysfunction

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: glittery hyperventilating institution

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Crusty Step-uncle's House Pozpig

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Henna cerebral church building

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: metal learning disabled mexican

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: slate dopamine set

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Crusty Step-uncle's House Pozpig

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Henna cerebral church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: spectacular hateful elastic band piazza



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: lake temple marketing idea

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: irradiated location

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051946)