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10 million but a snail is chasing you for the rest of your life.

If you tell anyone about the snail, you die. If the snail...
vivacious tanning salon
  05/25/19
can i do something like getting someone else to lock the sna...
Wild old irish cottage plaza
  05/25/19
You die. You cannot tell anyone about the snail. Literally r...
vivacious tanning salon
  05/25/19
i guess i was thinking i could tell someone to lock it up wi...
Wild old irish cottage plaza
  05/25/19
you could try. might want to read the fine print on touching...
vivacious tanning salon
  05/25/19
what exactly does the fine print say on touching? can i tou...
Wild old irish cottage plaza
  05/25/19
welcome to xo. where jewing the hypo might result in death.
vivacious tanning salon
  05/25/19
Wtf https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=1771847...
bateful snowy business firm corn cake
  05/25/19
some NBA writer posted it on twitter. its not original to bo...
vivacious tanning salon
  05/25/19
Oh weird i just saw that earlier
bateful snowy business firm corn cake
  05/25/19
https://twitter.com/LycaonVictus/status/1131572945703317507?...
vivacious tanning salon
  05/25/19
Is the snail subject to the physical constraints of any snai...
nighttime hilarious private investor
  05/25/19
easy. have a hedgehog eat it, so it will be chilling alive i...
Rose Motley Heaven Dopamine
  05/25/19
Could other people find out about the snail without me telli...
Fantasy-prone mental disorder
  06/12/25
sure. id use some tongs to put it in a jar and put it in my ...
Low-t Laughsome Hominid Roommate
  06/12/25
i'm assuming the snail is some kind of Terminator creature a...
multi-colored philosopher-king office
  06/12/25
this is a pretty good deal just move to the opposite coast ...
multi-colored philosopher-king office
  06/12/25
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soul-stirring frozen volcanic crater shitlib
  09/02/25


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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon

If you tell anyone about the snail, you die.

If the snail touches you, you die.

The snail cannot be killed.

The snail alway knows your location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290130)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Wild old irish cottage plaza

can i do something like getting someone else to lock the snail up in a safe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290133)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:25 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon

You die. You cannot tell anyone about the snail. Literally rule #1 dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290168)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Wild old irish cottage plaza

i guess i was thinking i could tell someone to lock it up without explaining any of the rest of the rules

also i could just lock it up myself, i could just rent a whole hazmat suit as a one time thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290178)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:29 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon

you could try. might want to read the fine print on touching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290190)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:33 PM
Author: Wild old irish cottage plaza

what exactly does the fine print say on touching? can i touch it with gloves? can i poke it with a pole? or is this all left intentionally ambiguous so i'd need to risk my life to find out the answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290214)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon

welcome to xo. where jewing the hypo might result in death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290220)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: bateful snowy business firm corn cake

Wtf

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=177184791

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290137)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon

some NBA writer posted it on twitter. its not original to bodyfaggot.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290175)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:27 PM
Author: bateful snowy business firm corn cake

Oh weird i just saw that earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290179)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:28 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon

https://twitter.com/LycaonVictus/status/1131572945703317507?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290186)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:31 PM
Author: nighttime hilarious private investor

Is the snail subject to the physical constraints of any snail? I’ve never had a snail in my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290201)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 11:38 PM
Author: Rose Motley Heaven Dopamine

easy. have a hedgehog eat it, so it will be chilling alive inside the hedgehog. put hedgehog in a safe, drive boat 10 miles out to sea, drop safe into water. say "so long, sucker!" and poast the vid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#38290496)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone mental disorder

Could other people find out about the snail without me telling them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#49009670)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Low-t Laughsome Hominid Roommate

sure. id use some tongs to put it in a jar and put it in my basement.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#49009679)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king office

i'm assuming the snail is some kind of Terminator creature and will not be contained or stopped

perhaps it has an acid slime trail and will burn through any container you put it in. that said some quick math shows that it would take over a day for a snail to travel a single mile so it would be easy to keep away without substantially interrupting your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#49009687)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: multi-colored philosopher-king office

this is a pretty good deal

just move to the opposite coast every 8 and a half years and you will very likely never encounter this snail within a 300 mile radius of your person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#49009680)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring frozen volcanic crater shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4269329&forum_id=2...id.#49232244)