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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Reading Party

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: harsh locus



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: Drab laughsome cruise ship regret



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: dun chapel generalized bond

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Floppy becky



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Floppy becky



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control geriatric dilemma

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: excitant carnelian orchestra pit



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: swollen principal's office

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: heady rusted church building dopamine

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: umber voyeur indian lodge

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: sooty shrine



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: excitant carnelian orchestra pit



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle den potus



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: abusive abnormal goyim

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle den potus



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle den potus



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: erotic razzle-dazzle den potus



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pontificating native tank



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: misunderstood property

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Floppy becky



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: Cerebral yellow site boltzmann

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Reading Party



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: startling lodge



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Motley flesh cuck incel



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Hideous bateful church laser beams

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Vigorous Reading Party



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Scourge Upon The Earth International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Out-of-control geriatric dilemma

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: Motley flesh cuck incel



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: startling lodge



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Parlour



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: painfully honest pearly stead



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: multi-colored thirsty set

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Vigorous Reading Party

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: painfully honest pearly stead

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Hideous bateful church laser beams

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: wonderful hyperactive codepig hell



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Vigorous Reading Party



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: startling lodge



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Vigorous Reading Party



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: Lascivious Organic Girlfriend Theater Stage



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone field



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