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cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate
  05/31/22
My mom has become an annoying no-fat vegan evangelist.
magical boyish theatre
  05/31/22
no-fat? vegan? sounds like lots of fun at the Valiant house ...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate
  05/31/22
She tries hard. The Trader Joe's tofurkey loaf is passable.
magical boyish theatre
  05/31/22
Dad repeats himself over and over. Like you’ll talk to...
wild aphrodisiac gunner
  05/31/22
Which dad?
glassy razzmatazz home
  05/31/22
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Metal new version
  05/31/22
My Dad does that thing where he tries to scream a conversati...
beta swashbuckling legal warrant
  05/31/22
Which dad?
glassy razzmatazz home
  05/31/22
You’re lucky you have a dad that talks to you and want...
cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate
  05/31/22
My dad does the Same Questions thing too. I don’t know...
beta swashbuckling legal warrant
  09/02/25
I thought that respondent was You haha. You have to watch tw...
dull electric furnace chad
  09/02/25
THey don't understand my potential. I have some GREAT ideas ...
curious indigo garrison
  05/31/22
Get funded by VCs champ
dull electric furnace chad
  05/31/22
I once saw some schizos in some tech billionaire's instagram...
Awkward Vivacious Church
  05/31/22
Different but related: my retired parents spend a lot of con...
Well-lubricated Dead Stag Film
  05/31/22
My mom really focuses on how much things cost or how expensi...
Angry Odious Area
  05/31/22
in what way? like saying that oh I got that rug for $20 from...
burgundy apoplectic candlestick maker
  05/31/22
"so and so went on a cruise with viking, you know that ...
Angry Odious Area
  05/31/22
Lol
burgundy apoplectic candlestick maker
  05/31/22
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cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate
  05/31/22
Calling me “champ” and not giving me a ride anyw...
dull electric furnace chad
  05/31/22
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coral hall philosopher-king
  05/31/22
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charismatic hyperventilating marketing idea cumskin
  05/31/22
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dull electric furnace chad
  09/02/25
My mom drinks too much. Rarely gets drunk, but has 2-3 glas...
Vigorous ebony meetinghouse codepig
  05/31/22
Similar arc with my dad. Ferocious temper when younger (work...
wild aphrodisiac gunner
  05/31/22
He was up and down. Took me to the zoo, baseball games, coa...
Vigorous ebony meetinghouse codepig
  05/31/22
I love my mom and call her almost daily, but her brining up ...
bull headed medicated abode
  05/31/22
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burgundy apoplectic candlestick maker
  05/31/22
Dad’s genitals are no longer at eye level in the showe...
Glittery buff gas station
  05/31/22
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honey-headed jew yarmulke
  05/31/22
At any restaurant, my Dad'll order the one thing that takes ...
Spectacular set travel guidebook
  05/31/22
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cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate
  05/31/22
Great one ty
hyperactive disturbing base pocket flask
  05/31/22
just laffed at this one again
cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate
  09/02/25
I used to think my mom was a psycho bitch but it turns out s...
hyperactive disturbing base pocket flask
  05/31/22
Extremely underrated and profound
navy genital piercing indian lodge
  09/02/25
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hateful irradiated kitchen
  09/02/25
My mom constantly bitches about my 93 year old grandmother, ...
Racy underhanded shrine private investor
  05/31/22
Giving birth to retards
White contagious market ape
  05/31/22
Great thread
cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate
  09/02/25
I have barely any interaction with them. It's 180
vibrant gay wizard
  09/02/25


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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603708)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: magical boyish theatre

My mom has become an annoying no-fat vegan evangelist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603718)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate

no-fat? vegan? sounds like lots of fun at the Valiant house on thanksgiving!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603732)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:22 PM
Author: magical boyish theatre

She tries hard. The Trader Joe's tofurkey loaf is passable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603740)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:29 PM
Author: wild aphrodisiac gunner

Dad repeats himself over and over. Like you’ll talk to him 3x in a week and he tells you the same entire story 3x. It’s frankly disrespectful that he can’t keep straight who he’s told. He’s always done this or I’d be concerned.

Mom has started mumbling and will agree with you even when it’s clear that she didn’t hear you. Yes/no question that she didn’t hear? She’ll just agree with you. Her mother did this exact same thing, except when she was 85, not 70. I write it off to her being tired or her hearing slipping a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603791)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: glassy razzmatazz home

Which dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603807)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:35 PM
Author: Metal new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603811)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:30 PM
Author: beta swashbuckling legal warrant

My Dad does that thing where he tries to scream a conversation at you from three rooms over. Don’t know why it bothers me so much but it does.

Also, asks the same questions every time we talk - “How’s work? How’s the House?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603795)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: glassy razzmatazz home

Which dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603810)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate

You’re lucky you have a dad that talks to you and wants to know about your life. My dad sits on his phone all day and doesn’t say or do anything unless it benefits him in some way. And to make matters worse he’s a total loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603888)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: beta swashbuckling legal warrant

My dad does the Same Questions thing too. I don’t know why it bothers me so much but it does. Like what does it accomplish? It isn’t engaging at all and never leads to interesting discussion. Its sole purpose seems to be annoying the recipient of the question, or boring him into a stupor.

Wait, am I responding to my Self?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#49230991)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: dull electric furnace chad

I thought that respondent was You haha. You have to watch two boomers have a conversation to get how it’s supposed to work. If you’re a Loser and answer with a real conversation starter they’ll just ignore you and stop taking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#49231014)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:35 PM
Author: curious indigo garrison

THey don't understand my potential. I have some GREAT ideas but they will not give a modest loan ($500k) to make it happen. It is fucking gay as hell and I'm honestly fuming to see them booming their wealth away when I could have made it 20x already if they were a bit more generous and open minded. It fucking SUCKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603813)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:07 PM
Author: dull electric furnace chad

Get funded by VCs champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603998)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Awkward Vivacious Church

I once saw some schizos in some tech billionaire's instagram comments pitching stuff like time travel and creating things out of nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604548)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dead Stag Film

Different but related: my retired parents spend a lot of conversation with me complaining about everything the other does that drives them crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603830)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:47 PM
Author: Angry Odious Area

My mom really focuses on how much things cost or how expensive things are. Its her attempt to be showy. Its like nails on a chalk board to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603890)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: burgundy apoplectic candlestick maker

in what way? like saying that oh I got that rug for $20 from a thrift store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603955)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: Angry Odious Area

"so and so went on a cruise with viking, you know that probably was 10k, now when your dad and I went on our cruise it was 20k"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604495)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: burgundy apoplectic candlestick maker

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604504)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604541)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:05 PM
Author: dull electric furnace chad

Calling me “champ” and not giving me a ride anywhere in the 90s. No Games. No Clothes. My mother praises Tall Guys involuntarily. My father ignores me when I talk. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44603992)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: coral hall philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604032)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: charismatic hyperventilating marketing idea cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604549)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: dull electric furnace chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#49231022)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Vigorous ebony meetinghouse codepig

My mom drinks too much. Rarely gets drunk, but has 2-3 glasses each and every night and it’s affecting her weight. Health is ok now, but who knows 10-15 years from now.

My dad is awesome. Had a temper and hit me a bit too much when I was younger but I mostly deserved it and he worked hard to give me a good childhood. Was a different era and his dad beat in him at least 10X worse before he died of alcoholism when my dad was 11. We get along great now and I’m sad to see him just starting to hit the end of middle age.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604015)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:04 PM
Author: wild aphrodisiac gunner

Similar arc with my dad. Ferocious temper when younger (work stress + feeling that his kids were ungrateful + likely unresolved stuff from his childhood/parents that I didn’t know anything about at the time)—I actively avoided him—but we’re close now. Change was in my mid-20s / his mid-50s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604286)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Vigorous ebony meetinghouse codepig

He was up and down. Took me to the zoo, baseball games, coached my little league team (although was hard on me in a way I still think was mean), but if I pissed him off he wasn’t shy to smack me around. He had an incredibly stressful blue collar job then and he got a lot better after getting out.

I resented him for a bit but by the time I hit my 20s the relationship shifted and it’s great now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604324)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: bull headed medicated abode

I love my mom and call her almost daily, but her brining up stuff from my early childhood drives me up a wall. Not even traditionally embarrassing stuff, I'd rather forget it all. When we fight it's stuff like "where did the kid that used to slide down the washing machine and pout go?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604027)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 4:13 PM
Author: burgundy apoplectic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604034)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: Glittery buff gas station

Dad’s genitals are no longer at eye level in the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604317)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: honey-headed jew yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604560)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:08 PM
Author: Spectacular set travel guidebook

At any restaurant, my Dad'll order the one thing that takes 4x as long to prepare as everyone else's order. At a pizzeria, every else could go in on a pie or subs, and he'll order the BAKED ZITI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604320)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604536)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: hyperactive disturbing base pocket flask

Great one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604542)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate

just laffed at this one again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#49230989)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: hyperactive disturbing base pocket flask

I used to think my mom was a psycho bitch but it turns out she's just a regular woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604558)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: navy genital piercing indian lodge

Extremely underrated and profound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#49230994)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: hateful irradiated kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#49230997)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: Racy underhanded shrine private investor

My mom constantly bitches about my 93 year old grandmother, who still is healthy and lives in her own house and they don't really do shit to help her out other then take her to dinner once a week. She still bitches about every annoying/assholeish thing my grandma does with no perspective of how much worse she could be. Plus my dad, despite being in his 70s, is still bitter and resentful that she has always favored my aunts over him and is always buying shit for my loser uncle but will never pick up one of their dinner checks.

I always defend her and think it's 180 that every year she keeps on truckin is one less year those boomers have to piss away her $ once she finally goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604593)



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Date: May 31st, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: White contagious market ape

Giving birth to retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#44604594)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating liquid oxygen degenerate

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#49230987)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: vibrant gay wizard

I have barely any interaction with them. It's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5120801&forum_id=2...id.#49231000)