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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients a...
Frisky bawdyhouse
  10/03/22
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Umber jewess
  10/03/22
Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand? I had a ...
Lavender den
  10/03/22
No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or...
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Stirring duck-like brunch
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Ruby hall
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Thriller site
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cruel-hearted bright gaming laptop
  10/03/22
Did you stand up?
cruel-hearted bright gaming laptop
  10/03/22
Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in
Frisky bawdyhouse
  10/03/22
There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE&quo...
carnelian multi-colored meetinghouse faggot firefighter
  10/03/22
*Courtroom bustle* The judge carefully and gently pushes op...
Umber jewess
  10/03/22
there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would...
harsh alpha ticket booth
  10/03/22
"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREA...
avocado lodge
  10/03/22
the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!
Apoplectic Razzmatazz Stead Boistinker
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Cracking Talking Theater
  06/12/25
frosty fritters, tp
slate turdskin
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THE JUDGE!
Misanthropic bonkers milk laser beams
  06/12/25
In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI wheneve...
Hot fanboi
  06/12/25
Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?
godawful spectacular crackhouse
  06/12/25


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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Frisky bawdyhouse

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: Umber jewess



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: Lavender den

Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?

I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2...id.#45271142)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: Frisky bawdyhouse

No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me.

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Stirring duck-like brunch



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Ruby hall



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Thriller site



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: cruel-hearted bright gaming laptop



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: cruel-hearted bright gaming laptop

Did you stand up?

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Frisky bawdyhouse

Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: carnelian multi-colored meetinghouse faggot firefighter

There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.

But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2...id.#45271200)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Umber jewess

*Courtroom bustle*

The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,

"THE JUDGE!"

Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: harsh alpha ticket booth

there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc

dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2...id.#45271685)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: avocado lodge

"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!"

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic Razzmatazz Stead Boistinker

the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: Cracking Talking Theater



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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: slate turdskin

frosty fritters, tp

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic bonkers milk laser beams

THE JUDGE!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Hot fanboi

In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2...id.#49007518)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: godawful spectacular crackhouse

Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?

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