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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Concupiscible skinny woman

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible skinny woman



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: wine mischievous plaza



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Self-absorbed location selfie

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: big pistol love of her life

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: hateful blue trailer park

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: heady confused azn garrison

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible skinny woman

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: big pistol love of her life

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: impressive gunner stead

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: excitant maroon spot



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: big pistol love of her life

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible skinny woman



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: vigorous athletic conference corner

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: bisexual station

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible skinny woman

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Twinkling Sadistic Dysfunction

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser boltzmann

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Violent Shitlib

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Irate unholy nursing home

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Twinkling Sadistic Dysfunction



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