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Cock Control to Training Tom

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Crusty Big Den Jap
  11/28/22
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Crimson Arousing Library Genital Piercing
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Crimson Arousing Library Genital Piercing
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Spruce thriller kitty cat pozpig
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Peach patrolman sneaky criminal
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Crusty Big Den Jap
  12/06/22
Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?
vivacious piazza old irish cottage
  12/13/22
Me.
Crusty Big Den Jap
  12/13/22
Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What ...
vivacious piazza old irish cottage
  12/13/22
It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates...
Crusty Big Den Jap
  12/13/22
That was an amazing story.
vivacious piazza old irish cottage
  12/14/22
Thank you for your service.
garnet market filthpig
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floppy spot legend
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Claret foreskin goyim
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Electric painfully honest crackhouse love of her life
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Crusty Big Den Jap
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Crusty Big Den Jap
  11/29/22
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bisexual cruise ship philosopher-king
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Crusty Big Den Jap
  12/09/22
this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock co...
iridescent mind-boggling whorehouse
  12/11/22
can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “c...
Sooty Fear-inspiring Shrine Jewess
  12/11/22
I'm happy either way.
Crusty Big Den Jap
  12/11/22
i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment ...
iridescent mind-boggling whorehouse
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Heady overrated deer antler
  12/11/22
Woah.
Crusty Big Den Jap
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laughsome magenta doctorate stage
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chartreuse bonkers kitty home
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btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may hav...
Crusty Big Den Jap
  12/14/22
assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, ...
iridescent mind-boggling whorehouse
  12/14/22
I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.
Crusty Big Den Jap
  12/21/22
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Crusty Big Den Jap
  12/13/22
BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live: ...
iridescent mind-boggling whorehouse
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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553389)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:11 AM
Author: Crimson Arousing Library Genital Piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553397)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Make sure protein fills and helmet's strong

Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

Dispense with women no posers on

Check your stimmin' and may God’s love be with you

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Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

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This is Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You really made them spray

And the papers want to know whose squirts you wear

Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

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This is Trainin' Tom to Cock Control

I’m stepping through the door

And they're posing in the au naturale way

And Douton's meaty protruberence -- it sways!

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo, balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

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Woah, they're blasting loads and projectiles

I’m twinking there with skill

And I think my facelip knows which way to blow

Tell my wife I love her very much

"She knows!"

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Cock Control to Trainin' Tom

You sure give head to make them long

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you stim me, Trainin' Tom?

Can you….

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For here am I stimming from the twink stand

Knobs are getting sworled

Assombo's balls blue

And they're stuffing full of goo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553521)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Crimson Arousing Library Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553559)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Spruce thriller kitty cat pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553588)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Peach patrolman sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45553593)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45592842)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: vivacious piazza old irish cottage

Who wrote this because they deserve MPM votes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45629972)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap

Me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45629981)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: vivacious piazza old irish cottage

Well I was going to vote for you deep into MPM anyway. What a waste of my question.

But thank you for this art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630428)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap

It is very much appreciated! (I periodically bump that Bates thread for you; I am gratified to find an audience for it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630433)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: vivacious piazza old irish cottage

That was an amazing story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45632148)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: garnet market filthpig

Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634026)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:07 PM
Author: floppy spot legend



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Date: December 14th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Claret foreskin goyim



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:06 PM
Author: Electric painfully honest crackhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634040)



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Date: September 19th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#46817018)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45557837)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: bisexual cruise ship philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45557839)



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Date: December 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45610584)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: iridescent mind-boggling whorehouse

this is 180 but i think the lyrics are "this is cock control to major yann"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45617667)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Sooty Fear-inspiring Shrine Jewess

can you just give the fucking 180 without trying to “correct” the OP, faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45617787)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap

I'm happy either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618015)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: iridescent mind-boggling whorehouse

i'm glad you asked that, as this is a good teachable moment despite your impatience and tone. as official archivist at the Stimsonian, it is my job to maintain unerring accuracy of the INFB Songbook, the preeminent chronicle of ethnudomusicology. ensuring the correct lyrics are posted are a vital part of this, as is determining song lineage and attribution. a short review of the Songbook thread would yield several such examples where Stimsonian reviewers thoroughly researched the content submitted for adoption. see, e.g., the following subthreads:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#29842260

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#30544147

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#33749858

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2836913&mc=436&forum_id=2#38015010

this process also occurs in individual songthreads themselves, such as:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758176&mc=5&forum_id=12#34789638

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190162&mc=1&forum_id=2#37697789

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3210265&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3972625&mc=18&forum_id=2

as you can see, i take my role in this process incredibly seriously, as do the other researchers on the Stimsonian's staff. while it would be easy for me to dismiss you as a manlet who probably lifts in mixed-gender gyms with shorts on (if at all), i choose instead to keep in mind that we all growing it big towards the same goal. thank you for continuing to support IFNB's musical offerings, and may the musclegods bless you with their daily ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618033)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: Heady overrated deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618211)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap

Woah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618294)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: laughsome magenta doctorate stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45618315)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: chartreuse bonkers kitty home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630819)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap

btw im not sure due to moniker changes but I think I may have contributed a line in the earlier version, which imo should now be deprecated. [it obviously stuck in my head and grew into the above over the years; I didn't remember the earlier one until I looked @ your thread after OP here.]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45630822)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: iridescent mind-boggling whorehouse

assuming you still have the same account that poasted both, you should be able to edit/see your contribution to the earlier thread despite the nominal moniker changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45633985)



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Date: December 21st, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap

I lost the pw for the "twins" account long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45671225)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45629828)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: iridescent mind-boggling whorehouse

BTW, Bowie has also sung the following variations live:

[original] Now it’s time to leave the Pounders (if you dare!)

[variation] Now it’s time to leave the Big Rod's (but stay bare!)

[variation] Now it's time to leave the Gold's Gym (and be bare!)

as these are live version variations, we include them simply for posterity and not for correction.

however, we have noticed a typo in the spelling of Mr. Douton's last name in the thread above; please correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634008)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45634624)



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Date: December 14th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Mauve chest-beating mad cow disease indian lodge



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Date: December 21st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#45671050)



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Date: November 2nd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Crusty Big Den Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243290&forum_id=2...id.#47013788)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: nude mediator



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