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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Zombie-like poppy school cafeteria police squad | 01/03/23 |
| plum metal keepsake machete abode | 01/03/23 |
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| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Zombie-like poppy school cafeteria police squad One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: plum metal keepsake machete abode https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Zombie-like poppy school cafeteria police squad Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone thriller striped hyena 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Zombie-like poppy school cafeteria police squad Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Pungent galvanic center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Frozen lime degenerate alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Razzle resort anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: plum metal keepsake machete abode everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Razzle resort so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: plum metal keepsake machete abode (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Razzle resort It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: plum metal keepsake machete abode more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Snowy School 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: plum metal keepsake machete abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: amethyst antidepressant drug sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Pungent galvanic center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Frozen lime degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Balding Adventurous Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Grizzly gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Copper indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Bisexual Knife New Version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: plum metal keepsake machete abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: plum metal keepsake machete abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Appetizing Casino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: bright arousing parlour SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: misanthropic maize nowag useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: swashbuckling magenta legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Cerise multi-colored public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Mind-boggling Rebellious House The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: self-centered fluffy really tough guy point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Copper indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Copper indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Copper indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Copper indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Copper indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Hyperventilating 180 pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Copper indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Bisexual Knife New Version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Copper indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: histrionic corn cake stage Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Copper indirect expression QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Bossy brilliant half-breed property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: diverse menage codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: misanthropic maize nowag useless brakes (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Splenetic Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Splenetic Rehab The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Frozen lime degenerate it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: diverse menage codepig when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Frozen lime degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: misanthropic maize nowag useless brakes (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#49213065) |