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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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floppy senate fanboi
  02/28/23
Love these threads
ungodly hairy legs immigrant
  02/28/23
MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
floppy senate fanboi
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Provocative prole
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pungent site chad
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ungodly hairy legs immigrant
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At-the-ready bearded chapel
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autistic private investor
  09/27/23
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floppy senate fanboi
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soul-stirring skinny woman international law enforcement agency
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floppy senate fanboi
  11/26/23
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
fantasy-prone crystalline whorehouse
  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
big grizzly locale preventive strike
  06/20/24
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lascivious federal kitchen
  09/07/25
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lascivious federal kitchen
  04/04/26
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
pungent site chad
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
floppy senate fanboi
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Amber godawful dingle berry
  06/20/24


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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: floppy senate fanboi



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: ungodly hairy legs immigrant

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: floppy senate fanboi

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2...id.#45993766)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Provocative prole



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: pungent site chad



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: ungodly hairy legs immigrant



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: At-the-ready bearded chapel



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: autistic private investor



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: floppy senate fanboi



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring skinny woman international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: floppy senate fanboi



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone crystalline whorehouse

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: big grizzly locale preventive strike

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2...id.#47765540)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: lascivious federal kitchen



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Date: April 4th, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: lascivious federal kitchen



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: pungent site chad

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2...id.#45993779)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: floppy senate fanboi

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5298694&forum_id=2...id.#45993788)



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: floppy senate fanboi



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: floppy senate fanboi



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: Amber godawful dingle berry



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