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Lmao buddy of mine JUST ruined a good friend’s wedding

Our friend married a college swimmer who blew up. She’...
Onyx Slimy Boltzmann
  04/08/23
Lmao
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Very sad and sorry
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  04/08/23
that's pretty disrespectful
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  04/08/23
Yeah they kicked him out lol he’s texting in the group...
Onyx Slimy Boltzmann
  04/08/23
I think they still let her get married.
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Onyx Slimy Boltzmann
  04/08/23
So they kicked out the groom?
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  04/08/23
Friend only
Onyx Slimy Boltzmann
  04/08/23
180!
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I can't believe she came out to the Kurt Angle ring music at...
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  04/08/23
She deserves at least 50% of the blame.
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slippery yarmulke
  04/08/23
Yeah lol I guess the guy thought he was watching WWF.
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It’s a patriotic song a lot of collegiate athletes lik...
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  04/08/23
Update: still at wedding will report back
Onyx Slimy Boltzmann
  04/08/23
anyone talking about the incident?
blathering dull space
  04/08/23
Yeah the bride and groom both played “soft sports&rdqu...
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slippery yarmulke
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UPDATE: Reception is an hour in. They let my friend back in....
Onyx Slimy Boltzmann
  04/08/23
water off a swimmer's wide back
Talented Maize Hunting Ground Pozpig
  04/08/23
Lol see the edit. They kicked him out again. Guess the guy m...
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  04/08/23
Everyone at one of the tables is having monetary bets whethe...
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  04/08/23
he's ur buddy, why don't u drive him back to the hotel, and ...
Talented Maize Hunting Ground Pozpig
  04/08/23
He should let him back in.
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  04/08/23
monetary bets tp
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  04/08/23
buddy of mine
harsh emerald market
  04/08/23
How did the bride and grooms parents respond
slippery yarmulke
  04/08/23
Not happily
Onyx Slimy Boltzmann
  04/08/23
UPDATE: 50 or so minutes left and apparently there’s a...
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  04/08/23
lmfao
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Update plz
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  04/08/23
Everyone was drunk and he ended up fucking the bride.
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

Our friend married a college swimmer who blew up. She’s like 5’11, no ass, wide back and double chin.

He stands up and starts screaming at the top of his lungs as the bride is walking down the aisle to the Kurt Angle walk in song:

HUGE LATS….WIDE BACK….HORSE FACE…..NO ASS

They stopped the wedding and kicked him out (never saw that happen to an invited guest before). Guy wasn’t even drinking a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161249)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: racy maniacal dog poop

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161295)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Insecure idiot ticket booth



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Date: April 8th, 2023 9:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine Beady-eyed Prole Digit Ratio



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: impertinent sickened box office gunner

Very sad and sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161300)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:02 PM
Author: racy maniacal dog poop



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Date: April 8th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Electric Hospital Toilet Seat



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: racy maniacal dog poop



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Date: April 8th, 2023 11:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant Twinkling Abode Pistol



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Histrionic Mad Cow Disease Senate



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:53 PM
Author: saffron zombie-like den community account

that's pretty disrespectful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161255)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:35 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

Yeah they kicked him out lol he’s texting in the group chat now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161857)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 9:28 PM
Author: Galvanic aqua area

I think they still let her get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46162343)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:53 PM
Author: deranged glittery mexican



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:58 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive karate foreskin

So they kicked out the groom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161284)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:45 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

Friend only

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161656)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Nighttime Slap-happy Temple Useless Brakes

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161317)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:16 PM
Author: Razzle crawly point organic girlfriend

I can't believe she came out to the Kurt Angle ring music at her own wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161330)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:52 PM
Author: Motley Disgusting Church Building

She deserves at least 50% of the blame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161691)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:56 PM
Author: slippery yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161911)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

Yeah lol I guess the guy thought he was watching WWF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161700)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:56 PM
Author: slippery yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161912)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:05 PM
Author: Wonderful bronze theater stage



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Dashing cyan round eye

It’s a patriotic song a lot of collegiate athletes like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161886)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling set partner



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:34 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

Update: still at wedding will report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161850)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:36 PM
Author: blathering dull space

anyone talking about the incident?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161858)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

Yeah the bride and groom both played “soft sports” at a division I school (swimming and tennis). Both are huge football fans of the school. So at the wedding reception they have an announcers table with two mock announcers. The guys who are doing the announcing keep talking about my friend who got kicked out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161870)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: blathering dull space



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: bisexual salmon doctorate



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:57 PM
Author: slippery yarmulke



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: demanding blue range sandwich



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: racy maniacal dog poop



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:59 PM
Author: green stage feces



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Date: April 8th, 2023 9:02 PM
Author: spruce house cuck



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Date: April 8th, 2023 9:14 PM
Author: Mischievous lilac turdskin



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Date: April 8th, 2023 9:59 PM
Author: Thriller rehab faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46162420)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: Sapphire mind-boggling half-breed



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Date: April 9th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: vibrant university



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Date: July 27th, 2023 5:53 PM
Author: lascivious gay wizard



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:56 PM
Author: slippery yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161910)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:00 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

UPDATE: Reception is an hour in. They let my friend back in. He’s shitfaced. Lmao this isn’t gonna be good.

Edit: bride saw him (?) now he’s out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161926)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:02 PM
Author: Talented Maize Hunting Ground Pozpig

water off a swimmer's wide back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161930)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

Lol see the edit. They kicked him out again. Guess the guy made a mistake letting him back or there’s just no security at the front door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161932)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

Everyone at one of the tables is having monetary bets whether he will be let back in. Heard the sound of a dice rolling but I don’t see it on the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161934)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:05 PM
Author: Talented Maize Hunting Ground Pozpig

he's ur buddy, why don't u drive him back to the hotel, and come back to the celebration of lovers forever, luv wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161938)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 11:06 PM
Author: Abnormal Insane Spot Main People

He should let him back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46162627)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone lay people who are hurt

monetary bets tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161945)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 8:09 AM
Author: slippery yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46163387)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: racy maniacal dog poop



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:12 PM
Author: slippery yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161957)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: demanding blue range sandwich



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:08 PM
Author: harsh emerald market

buddy of mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46161949)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: slippery yarmulke

How did the bride and grooms parents respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46162157)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

Not happily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46162228)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 9:09 PM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

UPDATE: 50 or so minutes left and apparently there’s a total of $17k on the line for the bets of whether this guy will come back into the wedding. Someone jokingly changed the clock to a one hour countdown ten minutes ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46162270)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 9:22 PM
Author: demanding blue range sandwich

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46162320)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 9:22 PM
Author: slippery yarmulke



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Date: April 8th, 2023 11:32 PM
Author: Dashing cyan round eye

Update plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46162723)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 7:37 AM
Author: Onyx Slimy Boltzmann

Everyone was drunk and he ended up fucking the bride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46163365)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 8:09 AM
Author: slippery yarmulke



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Date: April 9th, 2023 1:39 PM
Author: Chestnut chapel



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Date: April 8th, 2023 11:33 PM
Author: Laughsome circlehead skinny woman



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Date: April 10th, 2023 9:27 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Electric Hospital Toilet Seat



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Date: April 11th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: bossy school cafeteria

what a tale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321551&forum_id=2...id.#46172330)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: racy maniacal dog poop



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