OR various girls in college who, while I didn't look 2x at them at the time, are in the realm of Phantasy for a paired-off aging lawyer now.

You can't collect interest on a spank-bank account, but you can deposit the funds into more fertile channels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46859085)

I hear what you're saying but I think there's some rose-colored glasses too. You may have lost friendships because of this. Or gotten someone pregnant. Or not hooked up with a girl you were really into because you were distracted by some slore. It's easy to sit in an armchair now and think you missed pussy with no consequences but irl is more complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46859093)

At that point she's got him by the nuts 24/7

"Oh but it's a suicide mission she'd have to admit fault too.". Lj fucking l. Have you ever met a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46859810)

2 women are favored in divorce court anyway but most importantly

3 she will successfully portray herself as the victim of his untoward sexual malevolence and everyone will take her side. "Oh but she flashed her boob at me while she was breastfeeding what a tart! She was wearing a robe!"

" I thought we were family... I thought I was (sob sob) safe around him! I never imagined he was a predator (sob sob)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46860420)

e: We also have a hot-cold sort of thing in that--I presume because of the attraction--we tend to have good quality time with each other but then can also get into big fights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46857854)

SiL and I had a fight earlier in the year (see above--we have a hot-cold relationship, I'm assuming because of the underlying tension) and one of the things she yelled at me, which really amused me, was "well you're gay!" I thought it was the weirdest thing to say and I thought about it for a while after--I'm cracking up as I'm writing this--and I realized it's because she's trying to reconcile the fact that she's literally shown me her pussy, ass, tits on countless occasions but I've never. made. a. move, which must piss her off to no end. So in her mind maybe I'm gay. When in fact, ironically, what I'd like to do in an amoral world is post her up against the wall and fuck the ever living shit out of her until we both pass out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46857904)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46857874)

content ends for us (aside from whatever immediate shitshow fallout there is post-revelation)

your wife resents her sister forever

your wife won't trust you because this had been going on for years on end without a peep

your sister-in-law resents you for making your wife resent her (and probably ending her marriage, even if it wasn't going to last), so you don't even get to bone her

you hate yourself because you've actually hit the worst possible outcome: honesty AND blue balls

best case scenario is you and the wife stare at each other dispassionately for years until the kids are grown. worst case is divorce, no custody, and certainly no more tits-in-law (welcome to the Doodikoff Circuit)

stray strong pumo. it's rare for one of your kind to get this kind of support from sudos but we believe in you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46859254)

In conclusion OP if you're reading this fuck your SiL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46859416)

I still think something is going to happen here at some point. OP isn't describing isolated, one off, "I saw side boob" incidents she's clearly baiting him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46859489)

She's ... cumming ... for Halloween.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46857943)

you sound like a gay mormon dork in these "stories"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46857928)

Next time you’re alone and at her place, put the towels in the laundry room and take a shower. Call down to her “Kate, where the hell are the towels??! Can you bring one up!?”

When she brings one up (sounds like 50% chance she’ll have changed into a robe on her own) come out of the shower and brush her tits as you get the towel. She’ll start leaning in and it will “just happen,” to use female language lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46857962)

I have had similar stuff go on and it is 100% only happens when youre taken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46858232)

Yet here we are now -- she had two kids but she doesn't have custody of them, and at some point she hit the wall and gave up and got fat. And what of all of her forbidden flirtations now?

The human condition is towards rot, decay, and dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46859051)

this is Settled Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#46859079)

Fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#48190973)

If I were going to write "jackoff fiction" it would probably involve more than me never doing anything for a decade.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#48310622)

She’s coming post Christmas with her kids. Not bringing her rocky SO. Going to stay with us for an indeterminate amount of time. Imagine a lot of close proximity / hanging out / living together situations, she’s going to be in my house with me, wife, and kids, her SO not around, he’s going to visit family back east. She’s actually gotten less chatty with me last week or so as she’s started planning this visit and I’ve been light negging her in response.

She’s also, weirdly, been talking about possibly moving into our town away from where she currently lives. Wife jokes she’ll be sleeping in our bed soon and I want to die. I sometimes wonder if wife would be open to something either 3 or 1:1 1:1 separately. Also, maybe the talk of moving here is SiL’s soft way of approaching separating from SO but she’s so wildly inconsistent and mercurial who the fuck knows. Bottom line she’ll be hanging around in her robe no panties for like a week after Christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#49532957)

Will weave in a little treatise about historical American sexual family dynamics and the value in sister sister threesomes through a historiographical lens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#49533283)

I’m in constant psychosexual pain around my SiL because she constantly makes me want to fuck her and I think I also love her but I also love my wife and family and am faithful and also aware of the danger.

Maybe I’ll just fuck her a little after Christmas like just the tip / just to experiment for science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5414963&forum_id=2...id.#49533280)