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Wife got me an awesome watch but won't let me open until my birthday.

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and sh...
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Is she retarded?
trip pozpig
  11/17/23
feels like it
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecu...
trip pozpig
  11/17/23
¿Por qué no los dos?
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
You have to go back.
trip pozpig
  11/17/23
She's really an annoying poster.
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
you're like a mosquito.
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob ...
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
...
bistre cerebral chapel fat ankles
  11/17/23
...
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
OUT the watch
Lavender irradiated mediation stage
  11/17/23
https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-...
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
...
Procedurally Wonky TP
  11/23/25
Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down. ...
sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people
  11/17/23
ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you s...
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit...
sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people
  11/17/23
ty
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
cr pick
provocative candlestick maker
  11/17/23
ty
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
tcw
Fragrant meetinghouse
  11/17/23
Ty
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Your wife is 180 for doing this
Duck-like Sex Offender Church Building
  11/17/23
I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something &...
provocative candlestick maker
  11/17/23
She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000....
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
i have 4 children.
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Answer the question, Seth
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
yeah, we're poor.
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite n...
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’...
sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people
  11/17/23
i searched her closet and called her a bitch.
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - bu...
sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people
  11/17/23
yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?
Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/17/23
it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother...
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’...
Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/17/23
she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to...
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe w...
Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap
  11/17/23
It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asi...
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
are you siegfried?
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
No clue who that is, so probably not
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
annoying asian fem poster from years ago.
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
new poster, first day.
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year
alcoholic principal's office preventive strike
  11/17/23
I smell blood in the water I said something nice and sentim...
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.
sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people
  11/17/23
*pepper sprays u in a cute way*
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
*likes it*
sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people
  11/17/23
*wssshhhh*
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.
sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people
  11/17/23
what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will recei...
slimy stage toaster
  11/17/23
FizzKidd stfu jfc
Crusty wonderful brunch
  11/17/23
cr
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/17/23
Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating ...
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/17/23
I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to ...
arousing hilarious nibblets institution
  11/18/23
...
medicated peach heaven hairy legs
  11/18/23
...
turkey
  11/23/25
Take your meds
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  11/23/25


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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

My birthday isn't for another week. The watch arrived and she won't even let me open the box and look at it. Is she wrong for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067295)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: trip pozpig

Is she retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067306)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

feels like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067331)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: trip pozpig

Are you one of the autistic watch bros? Or one of the insecure / compensating watch bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067410)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

¿Por qué no los dos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067412)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: trip pozpig

You have to go back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067458)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

She's really an annoying poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067486)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

One day I hope my poasts are as annoying as yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067491)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

you're like a mosquito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067540)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

I don't own a single nice watch so I wanted one. It'll prob be my only one. It's not particularly expensive either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067469)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: bistre cerebral chapel fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067335)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067402)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Lavender irradiated mediation stage

OUT the watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067404)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

https://www.gnomonwatches.com/products/prospex-alpinist-gmt-green-ref-sbej005

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067478)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

Somehow simultaneously shrewd and prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067495)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Procedurally Wonky TP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#49454125)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people

Not bad, man - very sensible and can dress it up or down.

I’d change the strap asap, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067564)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

ty. yeah the strap is supposed to be trash. what would you suggest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067580)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people

I think this looks great for casual wear: https://www.reddit.com/r/SeikoAlpinist/comments/175ui9v/the_new_sbej005_arrived_from_japan_today/?rdt=42203

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067588)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067595)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: provocative candlestick maker

cr pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067792)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067934)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: Fragrant meetinghouse

tcw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47068376)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 5:50 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47068452)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Duck-like Sex Offender Church Building

Your wife is 180 for doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067414)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:12 PM
Author: provocative candlestick maker

I kind of hope she called an audible and got you something "much prettier than the one you asked for" and you end up with something hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067451)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

She was already annoyed that the one I asked for was $1,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067474)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:27 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

Is your HHI shtetl-tier or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067499)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

i have 4 children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067517)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

Answer the question, Seth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067539)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:36 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

yeah, we're poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067543)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

Well, take good care of the watch and it'll amortize quite nicely. At least for the lucky first-born and or favorite son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067548)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people

She’s doing the right thing. Ideally you wouldn’t know that she received it and is hiding it in her closet or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067549)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

i searched her closet and called her a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067554)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people

Basement? My mom used to hide our gifts in the basement - buried in boxes, etc.

Very sweet of her to hold it until your birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067579)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

yeah the basement is too big for me to thoroughly search.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067598)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:38 PM
Author: Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap

Why is FizzKidd attacking the snoot so much in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067553)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

it's every thread. she follows me around and tries to bother me. it's like a friend's annoying kid sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067560)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap

It’s really weird and psychotic behavior. I don’t care much for Jews or Ukrainemos or watchmos but there’s not enough poasters here to hold deranged grudges, we gotta be able to interact amicably in other threads not pertaining to the issue at hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067569)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

she's just clout chasing. i'm a big fish and she's trying to make a name for herself. it's like when shannon briggs used to follow around and harass wlad klitschko.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067578)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap

Yeah I’ll say you’re a big fish alright, maybe when she finishes with you she can move on to the “biggest” fish on the bort - disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067582)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

It's more like you're a washed-up Klitschko and I am The Asian Tyson Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067585)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

are you siegfried?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067679)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

No clue who that is, so probably not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067714)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:06 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

annoying asian fem poster from years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067721)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

Nope, FizzKidd is my first moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067735)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:46 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

new poster, first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067938)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 3:02 PM
Author: alcoholic principal's office preventive strike

NPB suddenly aiming for XO diplomat of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067678)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

I smell blood in the water

I said something nice and sentimental about it being an heirloom... I haven't opened the taps yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067561)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people

You need a spanking and a husband. I will help with 1 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067570)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

*pepper sprays u in a cute way*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067581)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people

*likes it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067590)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

*wssshhhh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067609)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: sapphire kink-friendly tanning salon main people

Now willing to help you with 2 of 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067620)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:43 PM
Author: slimy stage toaster

what are you 5? It is a birthday present and you will receive it on your birthday in present form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067577)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: Crusty wonderful brunch

FizzKidd stfu jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067630)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067634)



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Date: November 17th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs

Please direct complaints towards OP. I'm just participating in his stupid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47067637)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 7:21 AM
Author: arousing hilarious nibblets institution

I'm just going to throw the watch away when she gives it to me.

This is causing me so much stress I'm starting to resent the watch and don't even want it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47070320)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 8:20 AM
Author: medicated peach heaven hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#47070390)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#49454338)



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Date: November 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Take your meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5445818&forum_id=2...id.#49454121)