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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
adventurous library
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
Appetizing Rambunctious Institution
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today...
adventurous library
  03/03/24
Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
brass racy house
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
free-loading resort
  03/03/24
My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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180, love this twist.
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"my wife is white, and a sinophile"
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(Mitch McConnell)
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brass racy house
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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  03/03/24
Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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  03/03/24
Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and...
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
Maroon death wish
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No wonder u don't get laid
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  03/04/24
but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in ...
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  03/04/24
dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
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  03/04/24
The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: adventurous library

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Appetizing Rambunctious Institution

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: adventurous library

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Appetizing Rambunctious Institution

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Motley Effete School Cafeteria



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Insanely creepy sneaky criminal

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: misunderstood soggy ladyboy



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: adventurous library



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Diverse pearl set



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: coiffed cowardly incel box office



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Motley Effete School Cafeteria



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Tan regret pit



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Hateful preventive strike corner



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Autistic deer antler

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: adventurous library

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: brass racy house

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: free-loading resort

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: adventurous library

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: concupiscible legal warrant

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: seedy balding stock car



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: clear faggot firefighter stage



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: ungodly stag film circlehead



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Tan regret pit



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz doobsian orchestra pit



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Supple lodge



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Jewess Dingle Berry

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: brass racy house

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Motley Effete School Cafeteria



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Stirring tanning salon



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: saffron swollen rehab tank

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Sinister copper stage mediation



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: impressive magenta meetinghouse

(Mitch McConnell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460594)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: brass racy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: ungodly stag film circlehead

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Talented citrine piazza messiness

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: brass racy house

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: glassy soul-stirring boistinker

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Maroon death wish

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: seedy balding stock car

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: big federal jap

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: glassy soul-stirring boistinker



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Motley Effete School Cafeteria



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Amethyst angry temple half-breed



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: ungodly stag film circlehead



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Tan regret pit



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant Gaming Laptop



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Hateful preventive strike corner



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: glassy soul-stirring boistinker



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Aqua Electric Church Building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: medicated heady base background story

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: glassy soul-stirring boistinker



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Maroon death wish

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Fragrant greedy patrolman

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Magical swashbuckling theater stage elastic band

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: spruce associate

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz doobsian orchestra pit

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant Gaming Laptop

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Hateful preventive strike corner

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: brass racy house

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2...id.#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: ungodly stag film circlehead



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: adventurous library



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Date: February 20th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Chrome cerebral roommate



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