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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
White site
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
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  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
startling motley police squad
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
bonkers station
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
startling motley police squad
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
startling motley police squad
  06/29/24
180
supple dun address
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Trip Persian
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White site
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
supple dun address
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Passionate preventive strike school
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Well-lubricated costumed affirmative action digit ratio
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
supple dun address
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Well-lubricated costumed affirmative action digit ratio
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
supple dun address
  06/29/24
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Well-lubricated costumed affirmative action digit ratio
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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bistre aphrodisiac dopamine lodge
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Passionate preventive strike school
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Translucent Locale Internal Respiration
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Well-lubricated costumed affirmative action digit ratio
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Translucent Locale Internal Respiration
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Orchid Very Tactful Love Of Her Life
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Amethyst Goyim
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Self-absorbed federal resort
  06/29/24
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Cheese-eating fragrant trailer park cuckold
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Lake center prole
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
crystalline sexy pozpig
  06/29/24
Jfc
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  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
burgundy tattoo
  06/29/24
she did it again
White site
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
excitant chest-beating casino
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
bistre aphrodisiac dopamine lodge
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: White site

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: slate house-broken tanning salon headpube

She longs for the fist brother

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: startling motley police squad

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: bonkers station

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: startling motley police squad

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: startling motley police squad

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: supple dun address

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Amethyst Goyim

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: 180 cream property immigrant

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Trip Persian



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: burgundy tattoo



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: White site



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: supple dun address

dont use cheap pasta

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Passionate preventive strike school

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Well-lubricated costumed affirmative action digit ratio

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: supple dun address

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Well-lubricated costumed affirmative action digit ratio

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: supple dun address

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Well-lubricated costumed affirmative action digit ratio



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: free-loading topaz sandwich

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bistre aphrodisiac dopamine lodge



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Passionate preventive strike school

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Translucent Locale Internal Respiration

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Well-lubricated costumed affirmative action digit ratio

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Translucent Locale Internal Respiration

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Orchid Very Tactful Love Of Her Life

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Amethyst Goyim

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Self-absorbed federal resort

Snap one of her arms

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating fragrant trailer park cuckold



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Lake center prole

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: crystalline sexy pozpig

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: aromatic corner

Jfc

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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: burgundy tattoo

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: White site

she did it again

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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: excitant chest-beating casino

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: bistre aphrodisiac dopamine lodge

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: slate house-broken tanning salon headpube

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041232)