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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
embarrassed to the bone crystalline church building
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
heady telephone philosopher-king
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Lascivious bipolar party of the first part
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
blue bawdyhouse
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Lascivious bipolar party of the first part
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Lascivious bipolar party of the first part
  06/29/24
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irradiated drunken sanctuary stain
  06/29/24
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Mildly autistic slimy nibblets
  06/29/24
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Insane self-absorbed goal in life sneaky criminal
  06/29/24
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fragrant blood rage
  06/29/24
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Green field potus
  06/29/24
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embarrassed to the bone crystalline church building
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
irradiated drunken sanctuary stain
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
crawly persian rehab
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Contagious new version
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
irradiated drunken sanctuary stain
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Contagious new version
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
irradiated drunken sanctuary stain
  06/29/24
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Contagious new version
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Narrow-minded rigpig tank
  06/22/25
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twinkling milk
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
crawly persian rehab
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Painfully honest bateful candlestick maker school cafeteria
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Contagious new version
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Painfully honest bateful candlestick maker school cafeteria
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
dun french chef genital piercing
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Mildly autistic slimy nibblets
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
Glittery roommate athletic conference
  06/29/24
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floppy double fault
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
Galvanic Zombie-like Jew Orchestra Pit
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Boyish heaven clown
  06/29/24
Jfc
Nubile Pea-brained Theater Alpha
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Green field potus
  06/29/24
she did it again
embarrassed to the bone crystalline church building
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
zippy national security agency antidepressant drug
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
twinkling milk
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
heady telephone philosopher-king
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone crystalline church building

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: heady telephone philosopher-king

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Lascivious bipolar party of the first part

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: blue bawdyhouse

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Lascivious bipolar party of the first part

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Lascivious bipolar party of the first part

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: irradiated drunken sanctuary stain

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Mildly autistic slimy nibblets

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Insane self-absorbed goal in life sneaky criminal

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: fragrant blood rage



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Green field potus



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone crystalline church building



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: irradiated drunken sanctuary stain

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: crawly persian rehab

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Contagious new version

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: irradiated drunken sanctuary stain

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious new version

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: irradiated drunken sanctuary stain

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Contagious new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded rigpig tank

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: twinkling milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: crawly persian rehab

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Painfully honest bateful candlestick maker school cafeteria

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Contagious new version

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Painfully honest bateful candlestick maker school cafeteria

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: dun french chef genital piercing

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Mildly autistic slimy nibblets

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Glittery roommate athletic conference

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: floppy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Galvanic Zombie-like Jew Orchestra Pit

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Boyish heaven clown

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Nubile Pea-brained Theater Alpha

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Green field potus

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone crystalline church building

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: zippy national security agency antidepressant drug

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: twinkling milk

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: heady telephone philosopher-king

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2...id.#49041232)