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hypo: get $100M, but you must meet and wife Caitlin Clark in two years or perish

you receive the $100M immediately. If you do not marry Clark...
Dashing national security agency
  07/06/24
Sponsor her then trick her into flying to Afghanistan or som...
Federal galvanic becky boltzmann
  07/06/24
"welcome to Afghanistan, my friend"
Dashing national security agency
  07/06/24
*caitlin in a burka, obediently making you some goat curry*
Federal galvanic becky boltzmann
  07/06/24
tp
Dashing national security agency
  07/06/24
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razzmatazz aqua goyim clown
  07/06/24
Sponsor her, explain the deal, give her $25m to do it. Then ...
razzmatazz aqua goyim clown
  07/06/24
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4785382&mc=3&am...
Dashing national security agency
  07/06/24
This was my idea, too. OP is obviously not a good transactio...
dark splenetic sandwich point
  07/06/24
i'm an Engineer
Dashing national security agency
  07/06/24
Pretty dumb hypo. If I could get Caitlin Clark to marry ...
Jet stag film immigrant
  07/06/24
shes probably not gonna marry anyone ever so unless you want...
heady rehab pistol
  07/06/24
...
Insecure Hall Dragon
  05/30/25


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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Dashing national security agency

you receive the $100M immediately. If you do not marry Clark within the two years, you are crushed by a falling piano and die after six hours in the ICU. You cannot kill yourself during the two years.

what's your game plan, chief?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816274)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Federal galvanic becky boltzmann

Sponsor her then trick her into flying to Afghanistan or some other patriarchal culture. Bribe local warlord and have her marry me. Done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816293)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: Dashing national security agency

"welcome to Afghanistan, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816296)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Federal galvanic becky boltzmann

*caitlin in a burka, obediently making you some goat curry*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816309)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Dashing national security agency

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816318)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz aqua goyim clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816322)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz aqua goyim clown

Sponsor her, explain the deal, give her $25m to do it. Then divorce. Remarry my current wife. Hypo said nothing about having to keep it a secret, or about staying married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816320)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Dashing national security agency

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4785382&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816414)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: dark splenetic sandwich point

This was my idea, too. OP is obviously not a good transactional attorney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816583)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Dashing national security agency

i'm an Engineer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816607)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Jet stag film immigrant

Pretty dumb hypo.

If I could get Caitlin Clark to marry me, couldn't I just get her money? Doesn't she have a $30 mm shoe deal and probably $30 mm in other sponsorships?

Why am I risking death for this $100 mm to tray and marry some rich chick? You can just marry the rich chick to the same effect...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816573)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: heady rehab pistol

shes probably not gonna marry anyone ever so unless you want to take the money and goof off for two years before dying dont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816576)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Insecure Hall Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#48974678)