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hypo: get $100M, but you must meet and wife Caitlin Clark in two years or perish
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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:31 PM Author: Dashing national security agency you receive the $100M immediately. If you do not marry Clark within the two years, you are crushed by a falling piano and die after six hours in the ICU. You cannot kill yourself during the two years.
what's your game plan, chief? |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:38 PM Author: Federal galvanic becky boltzmann Sponsor her then trick her into flying to Afghanistan or some other patriarchal culture. Bribe local warlord and have her marry me. Done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816293) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:40 PM Author: Dashing national security agency "welcome to Afghanistan, my friend" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816296) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: Federal galvanic becky boltzmann *caitlin in a burka, obediently making you some goat curry* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816309) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: Dashing national security agency tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816318) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:46 PM Author: razzmatazz aqua goyim clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816322) |
Date: July 6th, 2024 9:46 PM Author: razzmatazz aqua goyim clown Sponsor her, explain the deal, give her $25m to do it. Then divorce. Remarry my current wife. Hypo said nothing about having to keep it a secret, or about staying married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816320) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:17 PM Author: Dashing national security agency https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4785382&mc=3&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816414) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:20 PM Author: dark splenetic sandwich point This was my idea, too. OP is obviously not a good transactional attorney. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816583) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:36 PM Author: Dashing national security agency i'm an Engineer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816607) |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:11 PM Author: Jet stag film immigrant Pretty dumb hypo.
If I could get Caitlin Clark to marry me, couldn't I just get her money? Doesn't she have a $30 mm shoe deal and probably $30 mm in other sponsorships?
Why am I risking death for this $100 mm to tray and marry some rich chick? You can just marry the rich chick to the same effect... |
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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:14 PM Author: heady rehab pistol shes probably not gonna marry anyone ever so unless you want to take the money and goof off for two years before dying dont do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#47816576) |
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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:33 PM Author: Insecure Hall Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551485&forum_id=2...id.#48974678) |