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Simplest explanation for Shroud of Turin (occam's razor): Jesus emitted sunrays
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Date: August 23rd, 2024 5:49 PM Author: Fishy candlestick maker chapel When He was reborn, photons (most likely approximating sunlight) shot out of His body and left this kind of burn-mark in His image in the cloth.
Every other explanation requires all sorts of logical contortions and baseless assumptions. The above listed explanation only requires you to believe that Jesus emitted these photons after He died. Even if you think that's a baseless assumption, it's still the ONLY assumption my theory requires. Occam's razor. |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:28 PM Author: misunderstood indian lodge I mean, maybe the whole time he was saying "I am the sun" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48323057) |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:35 PM Author: Claret abusive resort nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48324043) |
Date: August 23rd, 2024 5:52 PM Author: Walnut jewess couldn't jesus also have just been very sweaty? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48000025) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:05 PM Author: Fishy candlestick maker chapel Any liquid that got absorbed by the fibers would wick out into the surrounding fabric and give us a much blurrier image. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48001076) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:17 PM Author: underhanded lodge IMO the people looking into the shroud of Turin or the pyramids are always liberal artists who don’t know wtf they’re talking about. An Engineer could come up with all sorts of shit we haven’t heard about. You could probably re-create the shroud of Turin by using some Herb or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48001101) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:20 PM Author: Fishy candlestick maker chapel I came up with a homebrew solution too. However, it would never occur to me to use actual 1,400 year old cloth 700 years before we had the technology to determine the age of cloth.
Also, there was no way for a buyer to know how old a piece of cloth was cira 1350 AD. There was simply no society on earth that kept continuous track of time between 0AD and 1350. It would have been pure dumb luck that this forgery artist snagged a piece of cloth that was exactly the right age. |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:23 PM Author: Razzle Volcanic Crater Going to have to disagree with you here boss. It is completely conceivable that some Middle Age opportunists located some AUTHENTIC AD 0 cloth when raping and pillaging their way across the holy land and used it to fake the Shroud of Turin and straight DEFRAUD some wealthy gilded era venician merchants. It could have been taken from a tomb with a date on it. Or used to wrap up some relics in a monastery and closely tracked across ages. |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:32 PM Author: Razzle Volcanic Crater BTW I was just flaming here to cause a scuffle and actually believe the shroud is legit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48324030) |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:01 PM Author: Fishy candlestick maker chapel The earliest the crusaders would have gotten there a thousand years after the cloth was made. Who was keeping tabs on anything for a 1000 years continuously anywhere in the world?
Grave robbery might make sense if there's an actual inscription you can read that gives the actual accurate date of the burial. But why bother? The Pope wasn't doing radiocarbon dating back then. Why wouldn't crusaders just use any old linen to make the entire thing? |
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Date: August 23rd, 2024 11:21 PM Author: sickened boiling water box office Jesus loves you and is the son of God. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48001113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2024 7:22 AM Author: snowy thirsty house gay wizard great (and correct) use of deific capitalization itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48013119) |
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Date: August 27th, 2024 7:53 AM Author: Mint stage stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48013152) |
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Date: August 27th, 2024 8:12 AM Author: underhanded lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48013181) |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:29 PM Author: Pearl Ceo jesus wants me for a sunbeam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48323063) |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 2:56 PM Author: violet beady-eyed national if this is the real image of Jesus, that makes Trump the real antichrist and Elon Musk is his Head Demon of Lies and Evil. Elon Musk rearranged is, after all, Lone Skum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48323159) |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 6:53 PM Author: frisky chestnut half-breed menage Blood stains across the head and wrists and slashes to the back. Pretty good chance it's the real deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#48324097) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 5:43 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5581838&forum_id=2...id.#49452530) |