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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Exhilarant flirting library fortuitous meteor
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
grizzly razzmatazz hospital
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Exhilarant flirting library fortuitous meteor
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
grizzly razzmatazz hospital
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tripping outnumbered shrine
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tripping outnumbered shrine
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tripping outnumbered shrine
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You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Exhilarant flirting library fortuitous meteor
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tripping outnumbered shrine
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
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grizzly razzmatazz hospital
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rose marketing idea striped hyena
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Trip Demanding Internal Respiration House
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
grizzly razzmatazz hospital
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
walnut impertinent step-uncle's house dragon
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
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tripping outnumbered shrine
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high-end boltzmann
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Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Deep aquamarine twinkling uncleanness factory reset button
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Exhilarant flirting library fortuitous meteor
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Bateful bat shit crazy meetinghouse main people
  11/26/24
1800000
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Exhilarant flirting library fortuitous meteor

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz hospital

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant flirting library fortuitous meteor

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz hospital

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: tripping outnumbered shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: tripping outnumbered shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: wonderful fighting chapel gaming laptop

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: tripping outnumbered shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Exhilarant flirting library fortuitous meteor

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: tripping outnumbered shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant flirting library fortuitous meteor

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: rose marketing idea striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Trip Demanding Internal Respiration House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: grizzly razzmatazz hospital

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: walnut impertinent step-uncle's house dragon

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Theater

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant flirting library fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Racy Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: tripping outnumbered shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Motley Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: indigo dashing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: high-end boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: high-end boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Deep aquamarine twinkling uncleanness factory reset button

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant flirting library fortuitous meteor

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Bateful bat shit crazy meetinghouse main people

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Market

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: rusted cumskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2...id.#49736580)