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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Blathering meetinghouse
  09/18/24
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Startling Black Windowlicker
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
Startling Black Windowlicker
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Blathering meetinghouse
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Pea-brained Orchid Internal Respiration
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Mustard cruise ship
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sooty vigorous new version
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fluffy talented trust fund
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Blathering meetinghouse
  09/18/24
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Buff brunch messiness
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Very tactful space boistinker
  09/18/24
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buck-toothed dashing pit
  09/19/24
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Bistre dead wagecucks
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Galvanic cerise police squad
  09/18/24
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Exhilarant casino
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Chrome cuck parlor
  09/18/24
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Galvanic cerise police squad
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
cobalt theater giraffe
  09/18/24
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Bistre dead wagecucks
  09/18/24
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angry concupiscible stage striped hyena
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
henna lay rigor
  09/18/24
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Blathering meetinghouse
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Blathering meetinghouse
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Blathering meetinghouse
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Heady duck-like church building
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Heady duck-like church building
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Heady duck-like church building
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Blathering meetinghouse
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
clear rebellious national mood
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
Lascivious pale legend
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Blathering meetinghouse
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
henna lay rigor
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
henna lay rigor
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Blathering meetinghouse
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
henna lay rigor
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Blathering meetinghouse
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Blathering meetinghouse
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
white idea he suggested sound barrier
  09/19/24
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henna lay rigor
  09/19/24
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Startling Black Windowlicker



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Startling Black Windowlicker

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Pea-brained Orchid Internal Respiration

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Mustard cruise ship



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: sooty vigorous new version



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: fluffy talented trust fund



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Buff brunch messiness



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Very tactful space boistinker

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: buck-toothed dashing pit



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Bistre dead wagecucks



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Galvanic cerise police squad

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Chrome cuck parlor

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Galvanic cerise police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: cobalt theater giraffe

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Bistre dead wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: angry concupiscible stage striped hyena



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: henna lay rigor

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Heady duck-like church building

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Heady duck-like church building

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Heady duck-like church building

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: clear rebellious national mood

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: Lascivious pale legend

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: henna lay rigor

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: henna lay rigor

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: henna lay rigor

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Blathering meetinghouse

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: white idea he suggested sound barrier

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: henna lay rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#49340186)