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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
Poppy Station Candlestick Maker
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
Wine adventurous shrine
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
Poppy Station Candlestick Maker
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
Wine adventurous shrine
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
black wrinkle
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
razzle goyim
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
Poppy Station Candlestick Maker
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Appetizing factory reset button
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Coiffed rough-skinned hominid
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
Gold haunting internal respiration
  09/18/24
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Amber house-broken community account
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
geriatric cumskin liquid oxygen
  09/18/24
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primrose rehab windowlicker
  09/19/24
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sapphire turdskin macaca
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
Concupiscible Chapel Filthpig
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Motley cordovan marketing idea
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
lascivious organic girlfriend
  10/04/24
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Poppy Station Candlestick Maker
  12/20/24
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unholy snowy striped hyena gaming laptop
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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Poppy Station Candlestick Maker

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Wine adventurous shrine

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Poppy Station Candlestick Maker

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Wine adventurous shrine

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2...id.#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: black wrinkle

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: razzle goyim

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Poppy Station Candlestick Maker

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Appetizing factory reset button

Lol, sounds cringy af

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Coiffed rough-skinned hominid

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Gold haunting internal respiration

expected OP to be snoot

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Amber house-broken community account



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: geriatric cumskin liquid oxygen

whats the deal with that?

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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: primrose rehab windowlicker



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: sapphire turdskin macaca



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible Chapel Filthpig

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Motley cordovan marketing idea

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: lascivious organic girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: Poppy Station Candlestick Maker



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: unholy snowy striped hyena gaming laptop



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: odious irate garrison puppy



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Floppy preventive strike theater stage



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