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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
frum dashing set macaca
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Passionate Ruddy Degenerate Ratface
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Frisky cumskin party of the first part
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
obsidian cowardly lay
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Passionate Ruddy Degenerate Ratface
  11/12/24
wow!
bright bearded keepsake machete
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
hateful chartreuse dingle berry
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
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Passionate Ruddy Degenerate Ratface
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obsidian cowardly lay
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provocative learning disabled institution
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
carnelian aromatic theater stage fanboi
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Passionate Ruddy Degenerate Ratface
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
pea-brained haunting hall
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Arousing Church Building
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Frisky cumskin party of the first part
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
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razzle jet base messiness
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glittery crackhouse puppy
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
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Embarrassed to the bone dopamine brethren
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
transparent elastic band
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
bright bearded keepsake machete
  11/12/24
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bright bearded keepsake machete
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
big-titted theatre water buffalo
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Demanding vibrant marketing idea potus
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Diverse garnet corner
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Demanding vibrant marketing idea potus
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Passionate Ruddy Degenerate Ratface
  06/08/25
Damning.
galvanic frozen stain
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: frum dashing set macaca

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Degenerate Ratface

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Frisky cumskin party of the first part

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: obsidian cowardly lay

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Degenerate Ratface

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: bright bearded keepsake machete

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: hateful chartreuse dingle berry

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Sapphire church fortuitous meteor

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Degenerate Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: carnelian aromatic theater stage fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: bright bearded keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: obsidian cowardly lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Metal Heady Sanctuary Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Demanding vibrant marketing idea potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: razzle jet base messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: glittery crackhouse puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: bright bearded keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: provocative learning disabled institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: carnelian aromatic theater stage fanboi

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Degenerate Ratface

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: pea-brained haunting hall

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Arousing Church Building

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Frisky cumskin party of the first part

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Yellow autistic pit ape

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: razzle jet base messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: glittery crackhouse puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: canary casino

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: bright bearded keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dopamine brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: transparent elastic band

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: bright bearded keepsake machete

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: bright bearded keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: big-titted theatre water buffalo

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Demanding vibrant marketing idea potus

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Diverse garnet corner

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Demanding vibrant marketing idea potus

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Passionate Ruddy Degenerate Ratface

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: galvanic frozen stain

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2...id.#48996493)