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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Blathering Kitty Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: contagious bonkers macaca cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Blathering Kitty Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: henna shrine which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: honey-headed philosopher-king roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Sick azure fat ankles A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: infuriating toaster quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Effete regret institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: Vibrant stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: zombie-like clear blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: crusty lemon forum travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: crusty lemon forum travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: henna shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Deep hyperventilating french chef nowag LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Blathering Kitty This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Deep hyperventilating french chef nowag 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Blathering Kitty One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: crusty lemon forum travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: marvelous lilac nursing home alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: umber corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: aphrodisiac indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: dull degenerate Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: garnet cuck station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Lascivious mauve trust fund theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: honey-headed philosopher-king roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Maroon twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Primrose Offensive Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: umber corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Razzmatazz underhanded indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Talking jap brethren Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Blathering Kitty That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Talking jap brethren Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Blathering Kitty Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Talking jap brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Arrogant Crotch School Cafeteria 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: disrespectful shivering piazza They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Anal exhilarant step-uncle's house idea he suggested Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Blathering Kitty Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Talking jap brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Maroon twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: Spectacular Federal Address Tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: fragrant pea-brained locus people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: umber corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: flickering charismatic mad-dog skullcap library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Thriller sweet tailpipe liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: narrow-minded odious box office The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Blathering Kitty This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Maroon twinkling uncleanness so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Deep hyperventilating french chef nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: crusty lemon forum travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Arrogant Crotch School Cafeteria heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Topaz internet-worthy boiling water 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Arousing naked base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: duck-like crackhouse the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: honey-headed philosopher-king roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Buck-toothed splenetic turdskin chad I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: Talking jap brethren Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: Arrogant Crotch School Cafeteria that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: infuriating toaster quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Deep hyperventilating french chef nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Primrose Offensive Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Blathering Kitty Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: Maroon twinkling uncleanness ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: Hairraiser pungent gay wizard theater stage JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: carnelian prole brunch Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: dead geriatric patrolman idiot "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Stirring spruce selfie 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Blathering Kitty Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: Primrose Offensive Heaven Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2...id.#48425764) |
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