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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
heady parlor
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Thriller Rebellious Hell
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
vivacious green ticket booth
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
razzle station
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
heady parlor
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
razzle station
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
razzle station
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
razzle station
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
heady parlor
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
razzle station
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
pale misunderstood box office associate
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
pale misunderstood box office associate
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
jade swashbuckling church stain
  04/08/25
that's rude
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/08/25
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heady parlor
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Trip Market Community Account
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
razzle station
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Lemon water buffalo principal's office
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/08/25
...
heady parlor
  04/08/25
...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
heady parlor
  04/09/25
...
heady parlor
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
odious mauve heaven
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Comical orchestra pit black woman
  04/09/25
Ty
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/09/25
...
Peach national security agency
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
bull headed harsh stock car dilemma
  04/09/25
...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Fishy halford haunted graveyard
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Mewling pit
  05/02/25
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hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  05/12/25
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hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
chandler (retired)
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
richard clock
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
chandler (retired)
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
~~(> ' ' )>
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
chandler (retired)
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
~~(> ' ' )>
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
disco fries
  06/03/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: heady parlor

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller Rebellious Hell

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: vivacious green ticket booth

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: razzle station

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: heady parlor

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: razzle station

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: razzle station

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: razzle station

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: heady parlor

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: razzle station

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: pale misunderstood box office associate

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: pale misunderstood box office associate

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: jade swashbuckling church stain

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: heady parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Trip Market Community Account

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: razzle station

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Lemon water buffalo principal's office

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: heady parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: heady parlor

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: heady parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: odious mauve heaven

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Comical orchestra pit black woman

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Peach national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: bull headed harsh stock car dilemma

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Fishy halford haunted graveyard

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Mewling pit

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: hairraiser international law enforcement agency toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: richard clock

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983135)