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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Carnelian Lettuce
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
sinister harsh hell
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
deranged bateful legend
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
talented house degenerate
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
High-end Headpube
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Carnelian Lettuce
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
High-end Headpube
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
talented house degenerate
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
High-end Headpube
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
talented house degenerate
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
High-end Headpube
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
talented house degenerate
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
High-end Headpube
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Carnelian Lettuce
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
High-end Headpube
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
talented house degenerate
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
High-end Headpube
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Alcoholic Aphrodisiac Police Squad Spot
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
High-end Headpube
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Alcoholic Aphrodisiac Police Squad Spot
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
High-end Headpube
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Vermilion razzmatazz elastic band
  04/08/25
that's rude
High-end Headpube
  04/08/25
...
Carnelian Lettuce
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
confused piazza pozpig
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
talented house degenerate
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
swashbuckling charcoal church organic girlfriend
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
High-end Headpube
  04/08/25
...
Carnelian Lettuce
  04/08/25
...
High-end Headpube
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Carnelian Lettuce
  04/09/25
...
Carnelian Lettuce
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Vivacious Base
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
frozen dilemma twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/25
Ty
High-end Headpube
  04/09/25
...
irradiated poppy therapy hissy fit
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
orange cruise ship
  04/09/25
...
High-end Headpube
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Fluffy faggotry plaza
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
High-end Headpube
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
High-end Headpube
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
greedy maniacal property rigor
  05/02/25
...
High-end Headpube
  05/12/25
...
High-end Headpube
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
High-end Headpube
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
frozen dilemma twinkling uncleanness
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
High-end Headpube
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Alcoholic Aphrodisiac Police Squad Spot
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
High-end Headpube
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Alcoholic Aphrodisiac Police Squad Spot
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Duck-like Stead Azn
  06/03/25
...
High-end Headpube
  06/26/25
OP?
High-end Headpube
  06/27/25
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High-end Headpube
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Carnelian Lettuce

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: sinister harsh hell

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: deranged bateful legend

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: talented house degenerate

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Carnelian Lettuce

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: talented house degenerate

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: talented house degenerate

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: talented house degenerate

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Carnelian Lettuce

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: talented house degenerate

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic Aphrodisiac Police Squad Spot

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Alcoholic Aphrodisiac Police Squad Spot

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vermilion razzmatazz elastic band

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Carnelian Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: confused piazza pozpig

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: talented house degenerate

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling charcoal church organic girlfriend

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Carnelian Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: High-end Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Carnelian Lettuce

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Carnelian Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Vivacious Base

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: frozen dilemma twinkling uncleanness

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: irradiated poppy therapy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: orange cruise ship

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: High-end Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Fluffy faggotry plaza

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: greedy maniacal property rigor

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: High-end Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: High-end Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: High-end Headpube

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: frozen dilemma twinkling uncleanness

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: High-end Headpube

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic Aphrodisiac Police Squad Spot

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: High-end Headpube

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Alcoholic Aphrodisiac Police Squad Spot

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Duck-like Stead Azn

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: High-end Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: High-end Headpube

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: High-end Headpube



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