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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
nubile public bath
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Provocative Brilliant Temple
  04/18/25
Cr.
Zombie-like boltzmann
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Bonkers exciting base travel guidebook
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
electric ultramarine jap
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
emerald home
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
supple cruise ship round eye
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
lascivious nudist theater
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
lascivious nudist theater
  04/18/25
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Nofapping State Ceo
  04/18/25
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crystalline hairy legs
  08/17/26
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hilarious foreskin
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
bisexual french chef
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Bright library half-breed
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Bright library half-breed
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Nofapping State Ceo
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Bright library half-breed
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Bright library half-breed
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Sexy vivacious prole meetinghouse
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Bright library half-breed
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Nofapping State Ceo
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
walnut sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Nofapping State Ceo
  04/18/25
Ty friend
walnut sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
...
sickened boyish church building
  08/17/26
...
sickened boyish church building
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
apoplectic razzle-dazzle senate faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
apoplectic razzle-dazzle senate faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
...
Snowy hospital yarmulke
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Bright library half-breed
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/18/25
...
hilarious foreskin
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
thirsty honey-headed puppy police squad
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
walnut sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Provocative Brilliant Temple
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  08/17/26
...
sickened boyish church building
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
lascivious nudist theater
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
lascivious nudist theater
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
lascivious nudist theater
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Bossy idiotic forum karate
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Bossy idiotic forum karate
  08/17/26
...
beady-eyed cream property preventive strike
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
apoplectic razzle-dazzle senate faggot firefighter
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
apoplectic razzle-dazzle senate faggot firefighter
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Bonkers exciting base travel guidebook
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Frum unhinged lodge new version
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: nubile public bath

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Provocative Brilliant Temple

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Zombie-like boltzmann

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Bonkers exciting base travel guidebook

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: electric ultramarine jap

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: emerald home

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: supple cruise ship round eye

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: lascivious nudist theater

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: lascivious nudist theater

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Nofapping State Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: crystalline hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: hilarious foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: bisexual french chef

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Bright library half-breed

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Bright library half-breed

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Nofapping State Ceo

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Bright library half-breed

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Bright library half-breed

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sexy vivacious prole meetinghouse

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Bright library half-breed

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Nofapping State Ceo

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Nofapping State Ceo

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: sickened boyish church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: sickened boyish church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: apoplectic razzle-dazzle senate faggot firefighter

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: apoplectic razzle-dazzle senate faggot firefighter

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Snowy hospital yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bright library half-breed

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: hilarious foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: thirsty honey-headed puppy police squad

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: walnut sweet tailpipe

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Provocative Brilliant Temple

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: sickened boyish church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: lascivious nudist theater

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: lascivious nudist theater

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: lascivious nudist theater

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Bossy idiotic forum karate

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Bossy idiotic forum karate

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed cream property preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: apoplectic razzle-dazzle senate faggot firefighter

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: apoplectic razzle-dazzle senate faggot firefighter

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Bonkers exciting base travel guidebook

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Frum unhinged lodge new version

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id.#50146047)