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The measure of a man is his lawn.

It basically takes all factors into account. If you are r...
Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum
  04/28/25
I couldn't respect a man who cares about his lawn any less t...
Fighting aphrodisiac psychic
  04/28/25
America was built on perfect lawns. Are you Chinese?
Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum
  04/28/25
wrong, america was built well before horseshit lawnmowers fr...
Fighting aphrodisiac psychic
  04/28/25
I maintain my lawn with my American blood, sweat, and tears.
Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum
  04/28/25
no you have a japanese or german built shitty mower and it m...
Fighting aphrodisiac psychic
  04/28/25
I’m the only one on the cul de sac who doesn’t h...
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  04/28/25
buy this, retard: https://www.lowes.com/pd/EGO-16in-Power...
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If edges are his problem, he’d be much better served w...
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  04/29/25
Lol at a battery powered leaf blower.
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  04/29/25
You are clueless. That Ego absolutely destroys all but a few...
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  05/01/25
Battery powered lawn tools are just off-putting even if they...
Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum
  05/01/25
Edging with a string trimmer is retarded. Get one of those w...
Effete Abode Pocket Flask
  04/29/25
String is traditional. That's what the pros use.
Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum
  04/29/25
Beaner shit
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it also leaves plastics all over your ground.
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you sure do care a lot about what people "should" ...
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  04/29/25
Just put poison on your yard where your kids play because it...
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My kids and dogs play in my back yard that I don't use chemi...
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i have a gardener but we don't use pesticides/herbicides ...
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  04/29/25
highly manicured lawn = small limp dick
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  04/29/25
i hate lawns. i've overseeded mine with clover every fall. a...
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  04/29/25
clover is a great cover. I am letting ground ivy cover my ba...
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180. i keep bees and am a huge faggot about using native pla...
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from what i can tell bees love russian sage and lavender ...
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  04/29/25
lately they've really been into my hollies. anything with lo...
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  04/30/25
Yes this is the reddit conventional wisdom
Effete Abode Pocket Flask
  04/29/25
i suppose so but i'm not going to cover my lawn with chemica...
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  04/29/25
You don't have to use a single chemical to have a nice lawn ...
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  04/29/25
i'm also extremely gay for plants and nature and a law reall...
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Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum
  04/29/25
Your neighbors hate you.
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  04/29/25
stfu you hank hill dullard i've seen you poast about LAWNS b...
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  04/30/25
lol @ you subdivision lawnmos cucking for the HOA and your f...
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  04/29/25
Lawn care is a psyop to make Mexicans seem useful (they&rsqu...
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  04/29/25
My lawn is expansive, 6 acres out of 40. I have it maintaine...
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  04/29/25
Ever have sex outdoors in it?
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  04/29/25
No. Haven't had sex outdoors since grad school. Nearly got d...
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  04/29/25
Yeah especially with the loud rap mus—oh, CHIGGERS. Ye...
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  04/29/25
Can I come have sex in your asparagus garden?
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Sure. The stalks are kind of skinny but I guess there are a ...
silver dashing codepig
  04/29/25
this is peak boomer, why in the ever living fuck would you w...
Fighting aphrodisiac psychic
  04/29/25
If I didn't have lawn it would be a weed field. I left the l...
silver dashing codepig
  04/29/25
it isn't about the money, it is the waste of resources, the ...
Fighting aphrodisiac psychic
  04/29/25
Dude let it be. His house is nice. I liked the aesthetic.
primrose whorehouse
  04/29/25
that's my entire point, retarded boomers blowing money on gr...
Fighting aphrodisiac psychic
  04/29/25
Humans innately love fresh cut grass because after animals c...
Effete Abode Pocket Flask
  04/29/25
you mean habitat for wildlife and insects that a necessary f...
Fighting aphrodisiac psychic
  04/29/25
In case you are unfamiliar with meadows, they also have to m...
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  04/29/25
brother I have bushhogged more acreage than you will ever se...
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  04/29/25
I have both and the contrast is nice. I hope you feel better...
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  04/29/25
that still doesn't justify 6 acres of wasted gasoline, work ...
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  04/29/25
Diesel, actually. Hmm. If so, how do you explain the legal p...
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  04/29/25
you said it was mowed lawn, diesel lawnmowers are not a thin...
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  04/29/25
lol, having one of those half assed tractors that have a mow...
Fighting aphrodisiac psychic
  04/29/25
It's a 26 hp utility tractor, not a riding lawn mower. Use i...
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  04/29/25
Bigger tractor https://imgur.com/oGbKZ1D
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I hate those little bushhogs with a passion and the blades a...
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I have a wildflower meadow and it has to be burned every oth...
Effete Abode Pocket Flask
  04/29/25
dood, nothing has to be burned every other year, you can jus...
Fighting aphrodisiac psychic
  04/29/25
Native Wildflower meadows here need calcareous dry soil, the...
Effete Abode Pocket Flask
  04/29/25
I'm not aware of any meadows that naturally burn every year
Fighting aphrodisiac psychic
  04/29/25
indians would burn forest and meadows every year
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you should maintain a respectable garden, have some chickens...
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Have a nice garden and wildflowers. No animals. Tried that. ...
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  04/29/25
what exactly did you try
Emerald goal in life business firm
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Cattle and sheep. Two years of hell.
silver dashing codepig
  04/29/25
for mutton and beef?
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For somebody. I never knew what happened after they were tru...
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women assign yard work to the manhusband because yard work i...
bearded faggotry
  04/29/25
My Amish neighbors seem to have the wives doing all the lawn...
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  04/29/25
amish manhusbands are assigned horse-shoeing and barn-raisin...
bearded faggotry
  04/29/25
It’s 175 functional exercise
pale zippy public bath
  04/29/25
Well-groomed yards are fucking retarded. Especially those sh...
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CR the amount of grass in AZ is ridic...it gets to be 120 de...
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  04/29/25
You could have a great yard in AZ with cool native plants an...
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If you’re a lawn cuck and let another man mow your gra...
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  04/29/25
I don't have any real lawn. I have a lot of bamboo, some pa...
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  04/29/25
I've owned two homes and my yard look like sps. I don't even...
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  04/29/25
You pay a service.
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  04/29/25
keep the dandelions bro - the bird bros love eating the seed...
chestnut theater
  04/29/25
Dandelions are evil.
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  04/29/25
there are like 90 (((meds))) based on it (Lions Tooth) one ...
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  04/29/25
(Severus Snape)
Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum
  04/29/25
Dandelions are not native to north america and have allelopa...
Effete Abode Pocket Flask
  04/30/25
i don't give a shit about my lawn either. I'm on 2 acres and...
Vivacious Smoky Pit
  04/29/25
boomers spray pesticides/weed killer everywhere like retards...
chestnut theater
  04/29/25
shit, I'll help them spray it myself if that's the case.
Vivacious Smoky Pit
  04/29/25
just make sure you cover all of their skins
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Why do you have so much Acreage? This is why your COL is out...
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a lot of it is my Driveway tbf. I like having a long private...
Vivacious Smoky Pit
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Is your Driveway 100 feet wide? Btw imho in long driveway...
crusty pink casino
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mine is half asphalt half gravel atm. don't even say anythin...
Vivacious Smoky Pit
  04/29/25
Are you saying you cannot Afford asphalt
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the front lot is gravel and looks better or more rustic imo....
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haha
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In Arizona I have no lawn. It’s all rocks with cactus,...
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  04/30/25
This is so cr. My parents are there. Lawn looks great imo an...
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  04/30/25
Arizona had lush desert forests nurtured by beaver dammed st...
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  04/30/25
Poor beaver doods. I hate Arizona (my inlaws live there) and...
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Cr. Went on a golf trip there once, tee time was like 6 am c...
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it's hilarious that this thread is ongoing primarily because...
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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

It basically takes all factors into account.

If you are rich, pros can just handle it for you.

If you aren't rich, it takes your own hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889349)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

I couldn't respect a man who cares about his lawn any less than a hobo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889358)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

America was built on perfect lawns. Are you Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889363)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

wrong, america was built well before horseshit lawnmowers from china came over, you must be chinese, we used to let a few darkies trim the nearby surroundings but after that you can't maintain a lawn without cheap chinese shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889372)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

I maintain my lawn with my American blood, sweat, and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889378)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

no you have a japanese or german built shitty mower and it makes you a traitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889395)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: primrose whorehouse

I’m the only one on the cul de sac who doesn’t hire out lawn service. I don’t do edging often because I can’t figure out how to load the line without it flinging out or breaking every 20 seconds.

I have the worst looking yard on the street, but I keep my grass mowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889401)



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Date: April 28th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: sexy headpube

buy this, retard:

https://www.lowes.com/pd/EGO-16in-Powerload-String-Trimmer-w-Carbon-Fiber-Shaft-Bare-Tool/5015549783

even an abject retard could reload this one. you just cut the line, pass it straight through the holes and pull it to an equal length on both sides, then hold a button while it winds it for you.

It's strong too. If you have good string, to a certain extent it will slice through shit that you might normally grab shears or a hedge trimmer for.

The best lawn tool I have is this though:

https://www.lowes.com/pd/EGO-880CFM-Blower-Kit-2-4Ah-battery-320W-Charger/5015278625?irclickid=REMRHz2mNxycTElXi8RS1X6RUksRBG1ts0r8xg0&irgwc=1&cm_mmc=aff-_-c-_-prd-_-mdv-_-gdy-_-all-_-0-_-2481278-_-0

Just trust me, you NEED it. It has so much power that it can do tasks that you normally wouldn't be able to do with a leaf blower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889468)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: coral nowag main people

If edges are his problem, he’d be much better served with an edger imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889561)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Duck-like fragrant space indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890774)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

Lol at a battery powered leaf blower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890249)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Heaven Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890254)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: sexy headpube

You are clueless. That Ego absolutely destroys all but a few gas-powered blowers. I have hardscaping with rocks the size of grapefruits and it can move them around on turbo mode (and I don't mean it rolls them on a flat surface, it dislodges them surrounded by other similar rocks so that I can knock out the leaves stuck in the cracks). it is an absolute CANNON that pushes your arm back. somehow it is actually a better performer than their larger/heavier 1000cfm commercial model.

Look at this tiny pink 692 CFM @ 180 MPH:

https://www.amazon.com/Husqvarna-965877502-2-Cycle-Backpack-Blower/dp/B002FU5SKU/

NOTHING compared to the Ego's 880 CFM at 205 MPH. You have to go up to $650 and a much bulkier machine to get something that will blow with materially more force:

https://www.amazon.com/Echo-PB-9010T-Backpack-Mounted-Throttle/dp/B08PKYS9NG

And why would you want more combustion engines to maintain than absolutely necessary? The only bad thing about the Ego is that you have to swap batteries fairly often if using it on turbo mode (which is drastic overkill for most things). But it's a 10 second switch so it doesn't really matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48895476)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

Battery powered lawn tools are just off-putting even if they happen to be effective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48897098)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Effete Abode Pocket Flask

Edging with a string trimmer is retarded. Get one of those where you can swap the head from trimmer to edger. Milwaukee makes a good one https://www.milwaukeetool.com/Products/49-16-2718

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889727)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

String is traditional. That's what the pros use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890252)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Effete Abode Pocket Flask

Beaner shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890477)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: submissive mexican stag film

it also leaves plastics all over your ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890322)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: balding iridescent round eye water buffalo

you sure do care a lot about what people "should" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889572)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Wonderful station

Just put poison on your yard where your kids play because it looks better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48889658)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

My kids and dogs play in my back yard that I don't use chemicals on. The front yard is for the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890259)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: submissive mexican stag film



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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: chestnut theater

i have a gardener but we don't use pesticides/herbicides

have 50 toads in the backyard. last year had 200 baby toads hatch out back..pretty 180 watching them grow (bunch died during winter though)

but i've seen 50 this spring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891134)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: bearded faggotry

highly manicured lawn = small limp dick



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890266)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Provocative Saffron Place Of Business Marketing Idea

i hate lawns. i've overseeded mine with clover every fall. a manicured lawn is a sign a person is soulless and overconcerned with image imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890271)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: submissive mexican stag film

clover is a great cover. I am letting ground ivy cover my backyard its 180 for bees i have a ton of them now and more asthetic than grass to because of all the purpose flowers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890313)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Provocative Saffron Place Of Business Marketing Idea

180. i keep bees and am a huge faggot about using native plants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890356)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: chestnut theater

from what i can tell bees love russian sage and lavender

what else do bees like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891424)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: Provocative Saffron Place Of Business Marketing Idea

lately they've really been into my hollies. anything with lots of small blooms seems to be what they go for most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48892722)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Effete Abode Pocket Flask

Yes this is the reddit conventional wisdom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890479)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Provocative Saffron Place Of Business Marketing Idea

i suppose so but i'm not going to cover my lawn with chemicals and shitty grass like a boomer to avoid that association.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890677)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Effete Abode Pocket Flask

You don't have to use a single chemical to have a nice lawn mine is all 100% organic and its a rewarding hobby IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890762)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Provocative Saffron Place Of Business Marketing Idea

i'm also extremely gay for plants and nature and a law really cuts against that.

gardening and landscaping is a rewarding hobby for me too. i just don't like pristine monoculture lawns.

also my comment about the perfect lawn thing was about the people with stepford wives type lawns. i'm not such a zealot that i ripped mine out. i'm just overseeding it overtime. i still keep it nice and trim, watered, etc. it just doesn't look like a golf course.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890773)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum



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Date: April 29th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

Your neighbors hate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891256)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Provocative Saffron Place Of Business Marketing Idea

stfu you hank hill dullard i've seen you poast about LAWNS before. LAWNS are the most thrilling thing in your life. LAWNS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48892724)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Diverse ultramarine ape boiling water

lol @ you subdivision lawnmos cucking for the HOA and your faggy chink and desi neighbors. I live on acreage and there's no way to make any of this look perfect (and most of it isn't visible from the street anyway)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890289)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: big indecent twinkling uncleanness chad

Lawn care is a psyop to make Mexicans seem useful (they’re not)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890302)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

My lawn is expansive, 6 acres out of 40. I have it maintained by a landscaping service. They charge about $300/week, plus occasional extras for shrub trimming, mulch, etc. The asparagus bed and veggie garden are my exclusive domain, however. I also have the landscapers leave me about 30 minutes of mowing so I don't get out of practice. I mow the road frontage and walking trails.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890496)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Diverse ultramarine ape boiling water

Ever have sex outdoors in it?

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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

No. Haven't had sex outdoors since grad school. Nearly got destroyed by sand fleas on the beach. Used to use the golf course at night in HS. Chiggers were a menace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890655)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: pale zippy public bath

Yeah especially with the loud rap mus—oh, CHIGGERS. Yeah can’t stand those either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890661)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Diverse ultramarine ape boiling water

Can I come have sex in your asparagus garden?

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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

Sure. The stalks are kind of skinny but I guess there are a few you can sit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890855)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

this is peak boomer, why in the ever living fuck would you want 6 acres of lawn? You might as well go out back every week and dump a few gallons of gas out and light it on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890679)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

If I didn't have lawn it would be a weed field. I left the lawn lines pretty where the previous owner had them. Looks nice. About 12 acres is in cultivation. The remainder is either woods, lake, or overgrown pasture. When I mowed it the whole thing it took about 5 hours, including prep and clean up time. Not everything is an economic decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890684)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

it isn't about the money, it is the waste of resources, the world is worse off for you destroying grass every week for no fucking reason at all, you don't even set foot on more than a quarter acre I guarantee and a meadow is a much better thing than a fucking lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890694)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: primrose whorehouse

Dude let it be. His house is nice. I liked the aesthetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890698)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

that's my entire point, retarded boomers blowing money on grass because they think long grass is somehow bad, when it isn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890704)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Effete Abode Pocket Flask

Humans innately love fresh cut grass because after animals came through and grazed the savannah it was safe to walk in because u could see snakes and lions and shit. Stop being a reddit fedora atheist.

Tall grass in some faggot suburban enclave just becomes subsidized housing for rodents which attracts snakes and other pests. Heaven forbid people want a place for their ipad kids to run around and play lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890784)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

you mean habitat for wildlife and insects that a necessary for the entire ecosystem? yes, yes it does

and your children can only play over a few square feet, not acres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890834)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

In case you are unfamiliar with meadows, they also have to mowed and maintained. Otherwise they become overgrown with brambles and shit. Eventually they will become woods (30-40 years). You can also maintain them by grazing them, but that requires care of livestock. If you just think you can just sit and look at for all eternity you are in for a shock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890750)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

brother I have bushhogged more acreage than you will ever see, I grew up on over a thousand acres, you can mow once a year and be fine for pasture, and brambles are nicer looking than mowed grass tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890756)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

I have both and the contrast is nice. I hope you feel better soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890765)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

that still doesn't justify 6 acres of wasted gasoline, work should result in something of value, not literally nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890768)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

Diesel, actually. Hmm. If so, how do you explain the legal profession?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890794)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

you said it was mowed lawn, diesel lawnmowers are not a thing, if you're having it bushhogged that is a very different thing and it isn't a lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890797)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

Landscapers have diesel powered ZTR mowers. I have a diesel tractor with a belly finish mower. I also have a bushhog, but that is not for regular lawn maintenance, just cutting down heavy stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890836)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

lol, having one of those half assed tractors that have a mowing deck is even more peak boomer, just an enormous waste of everyone's time and money, and then you still hire the job done so you might as well have lit it all on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890845)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

It's a 26 hp utility tractor, not a riding lawn mower. Use it to mow, bush hog, till and plow snow. I used to have a 95 hp John Deere, but sold it as I wasn't using it much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891422)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

Bigger tractor https://imgur.com/oGbKZ1D



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891434)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

I hate those little bushhogs with a passion and the blades are even worse to change than on batwing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48892435)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Effete Abode Pocket Flask

I have a wildflower meadow and it has to be burned every other year alternating fall and spring and you can't let it go fallow or nitrophilic weeds will quickly take over. You can't graze it because all the animal waste put back into the soil will enrich it too much. Anti lawn people think their suburban lawn of heavily compacted soil dotted with dandelions is saving bees and owning their asshole republican dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890819)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

dood, nothing has to be burned every other year, you can just not do that, and the burning is probably increasing the weeds, grass needs time to outcompete other things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890829)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Effete Abode Pocket Flask

Native Wildflower meadows here need calcareous dry soil, the fire is 100% needed, these species adapted to a fire regime and many can't germinate without it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890858)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Fighting aphrodisiac psychic

I'm not aware of any meadows that naturally burn every year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890871)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: submissive mexican stag film

indians would burn forest and meadows every year

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Date: April 29th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Emerald goal in life business firm

you should maintain a respectable garden, have some chickens or ducks, bee boxes, gorgeous wildflowers everywhere LOL at lawncucks

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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

Have a nice garden and wildflowers. No animals. Tried that. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890743)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Emerald goal in life business firm

what exactly did you try

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Date: April 29th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

Cattle and sheep. Two years of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891686)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Emerald goal in life business firm

for mutton and beef?

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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: silver dashing codepig

For somebody. I never knew what happened after they were trucked away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48896189)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: abnormal lascivious hairy legs prole



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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: submissive mexican stag film



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Deranged center deer antler

doing aesthetic yardwork is *so fucking gay* much more so than cooking and cleaning which are actually practical. if you do yardwork do it in such a way that you cut down on future work. stuff like taking down trees so you dont have to rake leaves later. but just preening a lawn is the worst kind of GC faggottry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890787)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: bearded faggotry

women assign yard work to the manhusband because yard work is gay

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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: silver dashing codepig

My Amish neighbors seem to have the wives doing all the lawn mowing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890840)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: bearded faggotry

amish manhusbands are assigned horse-shoeing and barn-raising which are both exceedingly gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48890872)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: pale zippy public bath

It’s 175 functional exercise

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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: umber razzle-dazzle keepsake machete police squad

Well-groomed yards are fucking retarded. Especially those shitheads in places like AZ who use water to turn desert into patches of grass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891065)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: chestnut theater

CR the amount of grass in AZ is ridic...it gets to be 120 degrees out there

honestly dont' even know why people live in AZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891135)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: submissive mexican stag film

You could have a great yard in AZ with cool native plants and cactuses too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891280)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: flirting autistic haunted graveyard

If you’re a lawn cuck and let another man mow your grass you’re surely getting cucked elsewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891110)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: mahogany high-end principal's office

I don't have any real lawn. I have a lot of bamboo, some palm trees, a rose garden, vegetables, gardenias, a pool, a pond but no dedicated area of grass that needs to be mowed. I have some areas where grass grows but isn't mowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891352)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: contagious locale

I've owned two homes and my yard look like sps. I don't even understand who can keep this up. Blotches, crab grass, dandelions everywhere

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Date: April 29th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: mahogany high-end principal's office

You pay a service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891384)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: chestnut theater

keep the dandelions bro - the bird bros love eating the seeds

and it's better cover for toad bois than grass is

i have like 50 toad bois in my backyard

they also liek clover (same with bees)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891429)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

Dandelions are evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891563)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Emerald goal in life business firm

there are like 90 (((meds))) based on it (Lions Tooth)

one of THE most important plants to have on hand imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891660)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

(Severus Snape)

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Date: April 30th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Effete Abode Pocket Flask

Dandelions are not native to north america and have allelopathic properties that prevent the growth of are native wildflowers, they should be eradicated. They will completely destroy your soil if left unchecked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48893358)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky Pit

i don't give a shit about my lawn either. I'm on 2 acres and just have Mexicans run over it with a mower every now and then. moss and dandelions everywhere. the house nearest mine is some old Boomer dago who meticulously manicures his lawn. Boomers have some kind of mental disability, I'm not even exaggerating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891432)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: chestnut theater

boomers spray pesticides/weed killer everywhere like retards and want everything perfectuly manicured, and they all get cancer and wonder why



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891435)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky Pit

shit, I'll help them spray it myself if that's the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891448)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: chestnut theater

just make sure you cover all of their skins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891453)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: crusty pink casino

Why do you have so much Acreage? This is why your COL is out of control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891585)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky Pit

a lot of it is my Driveway tbf. I like having a long private road separating me from the rest of humanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891606)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: crusty pink casino

Is your Driveway 100 feet wide?

Btw imho in long driveways asphalt is a sign of High Scum. Low Scum have gravel. Descended Scum have dirt. Which is yours champion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891623)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky Pit

mine is half asphalt half gravel atm. don't even say anything champ, because I'm not gonna take any of your freakin' crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891627)



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Date: April 29th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: crusty pink casino

Are you saying you cannot Afford asphalt

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Date: April 29th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Vivacious Smoky Pit

the front lot is gravel and looks better or more rustic imo. of course I can afford it you son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48891675)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: crusty pink casino

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48892712)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: silver dashing codepig

In Arizona I have no lawn. It’s all rocks with cactus, succulents, oleander, a palm tree and 3 citrus trees.

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Date: April 30th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: contagious locale

This is so cr. My parents are there. Lawn looks great imo and they do nothing at all.

Plus that purple vine thing bougainvillea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48893534)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Effete Abode Pocket Flask

Arizona had lush desert forests nurtured by beaver dammed streams before trappers wiped them out not flame https://martinezbeavers.org/looking-for-beavers-in-arizona/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48893595)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: chestnut theater

Poor beaver doods. I hate Arizona (my inlaws live there) and don't think anyone my age or younger will want to move there.

It's a burning cesspool that gets way too hot.

That state will die after boomers die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48893703)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Effete Abode Pocket Flask

Cr. Went on a golf trip there once, tee time was like 6 am cause thats the only time it was tolerable. When you got out of the swimming pool you'd dry out before you even grabbed a towel. Hellish place

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Date: April 30th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: chestnut theater

cr, my MIL has had skin cancer multiple times because she golfs daily in that shithole....i don't get it

also last time i was there it was 120 degrees and the boomers tries to gaslight me saying it was "great weather" and that they like "warm weather"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48893786)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: mahogany high-end principal's office



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Provocative Saffron Place Of Business Marketing Idea

it's hilarious that this thread is ongoing primarily because a boomer loves talking about lawn care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717871&forum_id=2...id.#48896193)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Boyish Sadistic Cumskin Forum

And he is beloved and successful. Maybe boomers just have the right values?

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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: fishy cruise ship



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