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What’s the CR crypto portfolio right now? Say it’s 10% of your assets

Don’t really believe in it but don’t want to mis...
Motley Bat-shit-crazy Volcanic Crater Quadroon
  05/08/25
Why Solana?
chest-beating meetinghouse
  05/08/25
I don’t know I just bought some a few years ago when i...
Motley Bat-shit-crazy Volcanic Crater Quadroon
  05/09/25
LOL good goy
stimulating weed whacker
  05/08/25
Wft What am I doing wrong brother?
Motley Bat-shit-crazy Volcanic Crater Quadroon
  05/08/25
10%...what a tiny pink fucking portfolio. So if your 2% tota...
Curious Home Pozpig
  05/09/25
I did by a long time ago. The 10% includes gains. I&rsqu...
Motley Bat-shit-crazy Volcanic Crater Quadroon
  05/09/25
where are you yield farming stables?
lascivious center stain
  05/09/25
if i had not observed you posting this kind flagrantly retar...
Ebony range
  05/09/25
which pumo are you and how much have you made in crypto (bot...
Curious Home Pozpig
  05/09/25
Pumo or not, they're right. Your 'advice' was essentially ta...
Amber institution half-breed
  05/11/25
DDP is one of those truly awful but below the radar of notab...
up-to-no-good bateful location toaster
  05/11/25
Definitely not the same faggot on a different moniker. Guys ...
Curious Home Pozpig
  05/11/25
I am always poasting great entry and exit points but retard ...
Curious Home Pozpig
  05/11/25
LMAO, can't tell if you are pure flame or actually have zero...
honey-headed voyeur chapel
  05/11/25
How much have you actually made in crypto? You poasted a whi...
jet provocative community account
  05/11/25
>12-20% apy on stablecoins lol just lmao at anyone who...
burgundy candlestick maker house
  05/11/25
There are several ways to make about 15% right now that can ...
Curious Home Pozpig
  05/11/25
do you just ignore principal risk or
Maroon Swollen Temple Codepig
  05/11/25
OP's silence speaks volumes His girlfriend goes to anothe...
burgundy candlestick maker house
  05/12/25
It’s all dumb pump and dump patently useless market ma...
Pearl trip garrison gaping
  05/11/25
Weird then that so many companies are using it
chest-beating meetinghouse
  05/11/25
...
Pearl trip garrison gaping
  05/11/25
Same as always, 100% Dogwifhat.
Doobsian crimson scourge upon the earth
  05/09/25
At this point, I think it's safest and smartest to do 100% B...
appetizing base
  05/11/25
100% btc since 2008 aka the "more clout than the fuc...
Impertinent feces
  05/11/25
Since it has no intrinsic value and has a price driven purel...
irradiated brunch
  05/11/25
good post. it's even worse, though "Sep 3, 2024 &midd...
Chartreuse National Electric Furnace
  05/11/25
This just means BTC price will continue to go up and up as s...
Unhinged orchestra pit newt
  05/11/25
explain
Chartreuse National Electric Furnace
  05/11/25
youre asking him to explain his thesis "price will go u...
Maroon Swollen Temple Codepig
  05/11/25
Scientific rigor, actually
Unhinged orchestra pit newt
  05/11/25
hard r rigor
purple cuck trust fund
  05/12/25
100% Fat Nigger Token
purple cuck trust fund
  05/12/25
50% BTC (safest), 40% SOL (bit less safe, higher return), 10...
Vivacious office clown
  05/12/25
why go off exchanges?
jet provocative community account
  05/13/25


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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Volcanic Crater Quadroon

Don’t really believe in it but don’t want to miss out if I’m wrong, so 10% of assets seems right.

Right now I’m about 35% fidelity crypto ETF, 30% Solana, 20% Bitcoin, 15% ETH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48915932)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: chest-beating meetinghouse

Why Solana?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48915997)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Volcanic Crater Quadroon

I don’t know I just bought some a few years ago when it was cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48916050)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: stimulating weed whacker

LOL

good goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48915935)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Volcanic Crater Quadroon

Wft

What am I doing wrong brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48915937)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Curious Home Pozpig

10%...what a tiny pink fucking portfolio. So if your 2% total BTC holding doubles from here, you get to 102% of your current net worth? LMAO. You should have WAY more crypto, but it should have been bought a long time ago, at much lower prices. Also don't forget the value of stables. Way better than treasuries or dividend stocks for income purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48916027)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Motley Bat-shit-crazy Volcanic Crater Quadroon

I did by a long time ago. The 10% includes gains.

I’m risk averse… I have enough to retire now no need to get greedy and gamble with a significant amount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48916038)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 2:32 AM
Author: lascivious center stain

where are you yield farming stables?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48916181)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: Ebony range

if i had not observed you posting this kind flagrantly retarded take for years i would be complementing the high quality of the prattling self-congratulatory autist flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48916186)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Curious Home Pozpig

which pumo are you and how much have you made in crypto (both in raw dollars and as a percentage of initial investment), and where were you several months ago when I was warning eager beaver FOMO faggots not to stupidly buy the top? Where were you a month ago when I was telling everyone to back up the truck on $1400 ETH and $97 SOL while weak-handed little bitches were lisping about "tarriths"? Go ahead and link all the threads where people would have lost money following my "retarded takes." You won't find any, and that's why I only do law as a side hobby now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48916201)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Amber institution half-breed

Pumo or not, they're right. Your 'advice' was essentially take more risk to make more (no shit), go back in time to buy low (LOL, very helpful), and invest in stable coins (unique and brilliant!).

I also agree that you're retarded. I remember you attempting to discuss your shitlaw cases in Spokane or wherever at some point. andyou were both uninformed and unhinged, clearly some kind of fringe of the profession scammer type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48920899)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: up-to-no-good bateful location toaster

DDP is one of those truly awful but below the radar of notability poasters who lingers around for XO for years. He's never not saying remarkably stupid but also manages to be so inane and witless that people rarely notice or react to his posts, which are uniformly either screaming about his own greatness or telling other poasters why they're stupid and should do things like he does, as he did above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48920911)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Curious Home Pozpig

Definitely not the same faggot on a different moniker. Guys at my high school used to reply to a post after 2 days and then have someone else miraculously come along to echo their sentiments a few minutes later with the exact same take, tone, and syntax. It wasn't a big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921538)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Curious Home Pozpig

I am always poasting great entry and exit points but retard XOXOers would rather buy the top and sell the bottom. If you ignore the advice when it was actionable and the market subsequently moves against you, you'll just have to HAVE FUN STAYING POOR. And if you can't figure out how to set up little rube goldberg devices in defi that make about 12-20% apy on stablecoins, again, HAVE FUN STAYING POOR. Enjoy your tiny pink 4% tttreasuries, faggot.

As for the rest, you must have me confused with another poaster. I've never been in shitlaw, I've never discussed my cases here, and I've barely practiced law at all in the past several years because I don't have a financial need to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921529)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: honey-headed voyeur chapel

LMAO, can't tell if you are pure flame or actually have zero self-awareness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921812)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: jet provocative community account

How much have you actually made in crypto? You poasted a while ago that you “have almost enough to retire” but suggesting your job is a “side hobby” isn’t consistent with that.

You’re always asking people how much they made in crypto. How much have you made?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921876)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: burgundy candlestick maker house

>12-20% apy on stablecoins

lol just lmao at anyone who considers this plausible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921914)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Curious Home Pozpig

There are several ways to make about 15% right now that can probably be entered in positions of around 5mm without fucking them up. And that's just on the limited number of chains I pay attention to. And no, I won't explain it and turn it into a crowded trade. Figure it out yourself or HAVE FUN STAYING POOR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48922354)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Maroon Swollen Temple Codepig

do you just ignore principal risk or

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48922364)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: burgundy candlestick maker house

OP's silence speaks volumes

His girlfriend goes to another school, in Canada

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48923244)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Pearl trip garrison gaping

It’s all dumb pump and dump patently useless market manipulation fraud shit. There’s no actual use for any of it.

Congrats on being at the top of the pyramid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48920914)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:37 AM
Author: chest-beating meetinghouse

Weird then that so many companies are using it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48920970)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Pearl trip garrison gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921870)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Doobsian crimson scourge upon the earth

Same as always, 100% Dogwifhat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48916036)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 9:09 AM
Author: appetizing base

At this point, I think it's safest and smartest to do 100% BTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921164)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Impertinent feces

100% btc since 2008

aka the "more clout than the fuckin pope" portfolio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921530)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: irradiated brunch

Since it has no intrinsic value and has a price driven purely by FOMO, I would say invest with the assumption that there’s a decent chance it will go to $0 in the near future (but could also go a lot higher before that happens). Basically the highest amount you’d be comfortable with totally losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921710)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse National Electric Furnace

good post.

it's even worse, though

"Sep 3, 2024 · Bitcoin addresses with balances between 1,000 and 10,000 BTC hold the largest share, 24.17%, of the total BTC supply."

"Bitcoin Whales 2025: Who are the Biggest Players in …

Apr 1, 2023 · How much Bitcoin is owned by whales? Bitcoin whales hold over the half of total BTC supply. "

"As banks buy up bitcoins, who else are the 'Bitcoin whales'? - BBC

Mar 1, 2024 · 19 million have been created, but many are already accounted for and probably off the market. So what other organisations or individuals are Bitcoin whales, "

ponzi would be proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921790)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Unhinged orchestra pit newt

This just means BTC price will continue to go up and up as supply reaches its max moran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921794)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse National Electric Furnace

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48921796)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Maroon Swollen Temple Codepig

youre asking him to explain his thesis "price will go up because of vibes"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48922365)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Unhinged orchestra pit newt

Scientific rigor, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48922473)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: purple cuck trust fund

hard r rigor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48923622)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: purple cuck trust fund

100% Fat Nigger Token

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48923280)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 8:00 AM
Author: Vivacious office clown

50% BTC (safest), 40% SOL (bit less safe, higher return), 10% SUI (even less safe, higher return)

Do not day trade, just sit on them.

Do not screw around with meme coins or anything with mc smaller than SUI

Do not hold the on exchanges, particularly not coinbase. Get them off exchanges pronto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48923301)



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Date: May 13th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: jet provocative community account

why go off exchanges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5722597&forum_id=2...id.#48928560)