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My 86 year old dad is in the middle of open heart surgery right now

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.
maroon rigpig
  05/14/25
if he survives will you finger his asshole
ruby church building
  05/14/25
prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack
Excitant Knife Nibblets
  05/14/25
...
Razzle seedy chapel son of senegal
  05/14/25
No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and la...
maroon rigpig
  05/14/25
she fed him Kools, amirite
Excitant Knife Nibblets
  05/15/25
He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he s...
maroon rigpig
  05/15/25
not Benson & Hedges?
180 old irish cottage
  05/15/25
Nope
maroon rigpig
  05/15/25
How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks
Hilarious orchestra pit
  05/14/25
I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is ...
maroon rigpig
  05/14/25
He survived.
maroon rigpig
  05/14/25
happy for you and him.
Pale violent rehab gunner
  05/15/25
Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Do...
orange institution foreskin
  05/15/25
He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him ...
maroon rigpig
  05/15/25
THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!
Wonderful station
  05/15/25
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comical turquoise newt azn
  05/15/25
Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough r...
Know-it-all scourge upon the earth theater
  05/15/25
My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironi...
maroon rigpig
  05/15/25
Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the a...
Know-it-all scourge upon the earth theater
  05/15/25
This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surg...
Swollen exciting site
  05/15/25
widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?
Black Demanding Bbw
  05/15/25
If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack...
Swollen exciting site
  05/15/25
congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years
Electric box office
  05/15/25
that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and f...
comical turquoise newt azn
  05/15/25
he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab
impressive athletic conference
  05/15/25
86 year old dad? are you 60?
learning disabled big dingle berry
  05/15/25
you aren't? do you know where you are, son?
jet-lagged juggernaut stage
  05/15/25
My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood tra...
maroon rigpig
  05/15/25
Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night arou...
maroon rigpig
  05/20/25
Boomers, right?
Talented menage jap
  05/20/25
I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in...
maroon rigpig
  05/20/25
It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. No...
Talented menage jap
  05/20/25
The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, co...
Know-it-all scourge upon the earth theater
  05/20/25
...
maroon rigpig
  05/20/25
xo prayers have been sent
idiotic jew
  05/20/25
Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell ...
Sable Crusty Roommate Tanning Salon
  05/20/25
...
maroon rigpig
  05/20/25
Let's be more realistic here. Call him 1x / week.
provocative space
  05/20/25
Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never ...
maroon rigpig
  05/20/25
Poast the recipe
orange institution foreskin
  05/20/25
Let me see if I can find it, one sec.
maroon rigpig
  05/20/25
My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her ...
maroon rigpig
  05/20/25
Ty
orange institution foreskin
  05/21/25
Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed...
Stirring Lodge Black Woman
  05/20/25
...
Sable Crusty Roommate Tanning Salon
  05/20/25
...
maroon rigpig
  05/20/25


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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

He has an 88% chance of surviving the surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48930191)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: ruby church building

if he survives will you finger his asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48930199)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Excitant Knife Nibblets

prayers chil. did your black wife give him the heart attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48930203)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Razzle seedy chapel son of senegal



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

No, I think it was all the red meat, beer, cigarettes and lack of exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48930997)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Excitant Knife Nibblets

she fed him Kools, amirite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934048)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

He actually quit smoking 20 years ago or something, but he smoked Kent lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934050)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: 180 old irish cottage

not Benson & Hedges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934133)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934217)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Hilarious orchestra pit

How much do you stand to inherit when he croaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48930209)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

I have to split everything with my brother and my mother is still alive, but somewhere probably between half a mil and a mil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48931000)



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Date: May 14th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

He survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48931001)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Pale violent rehab gunner

happy for you and him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934053)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: orange institution foreskin

Congrats man. A surgery like that is not easy at his age. Does he have any plans for when he gets home?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934056)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

He's still sedated with feeding tubes. They are waking him up tomorrow. Sounds like the concern now is to let the broken ribs heal and there is a risk that if he moves suddenly or the wrong way, they won't heal right. They are going to wake him up tomorrow and then he's going to some rehab place to rehab for 4-6 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934110)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Wonderful station

THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934065)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: comical turquoise newt azn



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all scourge upon the earth theater

Glad he’s ok. My dad had it at 54 and it was a tough recovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934107)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

My cousin a a cardiologist and he told my parents that ironically the older patients recover better than younger ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934114)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Know-it-all scourge upon the earth theater

Interesting. Sometimes it’s the after effects of the anesthesia that’s a problem for older patients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934121)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Swollen exciting site

This is accurate... my ex wife had emergency open heart surgery and had tons of chest pain and shoulder upper back pain for years after.

After a ton of PT she's better but it took a lot. Because they really crank you open when they split your chest open.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934244)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Black Demanding Bbw

widowmaker LAD? stent? what % blockage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934051)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Swollen exciting site

If 88% chance of recovery im guessing it wasn't heart attack prompted and was not an LAD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934247)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Electric box office

congrats on giving him another shitty 1-2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934064)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: comical turquoise newt azn

that's another couple of years with his grandchildren, and for the kids, another couple of years with their grandpa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934070)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: impressive athletic conference

he needs to be put down just like Bella the Blacklab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934123)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: learning disabled big dingle berry

86 year old dad? are you 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934130)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged juggernaut stage

you aren't? do you know where you are, son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934152)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

My mom told me this morning that my dad received a blood transfusion. I said to make sure to tell him both the good and bad news. She was confused so I said, "Tell him the good news is that he survived the surgery. The bad news is he got a blood transfusion and now he has AIDS."

She laughed and said, "That's not funny." I said yeah it is, that's why you're laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48934211)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

Update: they moved him up to the rehab floor last night around midnight Eastern Time and he called me on FaceTime, but I could only hear him, not see him.

I asked him where he was and he said home. I said no you aren't, you are in hospital and he insisted he was home. Turn on the camera I told him.

He said, "I don't think I'm going to make it, bud," and my heart skipped a beat.

"What do you mean," I asked him.

"They kidnapped me!" he said and then I heard a nurse telling him to press the green button to turn on the camera.

That's when I said, "See, you ARE in the hospital. No one is kidnapping you, dad," and he goes, "Ah, they got me all drugged up."

"Enjoy it while you can," I told him and told him he could call me anytime. We spoke again today, he was still out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948708)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Talented menage jap

Boomers, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948725)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

I'm not sure I understand your question. My dad was born in 1938 so I'm not sure he qualifies as a boomer. Isn't that people born right after WWII?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948733)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Talented menage jap

It was a joke about old people and technology, Chilmata. Now that I have additional biographical details I will try again:

This motherfucker thinks he’s Charlie Chaplin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948838)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all scourge upon the earth theater

The anesthesia and pain meds are tougher on older people, cognitively speaking. My grandfather acted the same way when he had surgery at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948727)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: maroon rigpig



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: idiotic jew

xo prayers have been sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948715)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: Sable Crusty Roommate Tanning Salon

Happy for you and your dad bro. Call him every day and tell him how much you love him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948718)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: maroon rigpig



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: provocative space

Let's be more realistic here.

Call him 1x / week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948745)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

Nah, I'm going to call him every day even though he's never been a talker. He's actually quite lucid right now and just finished dinner. He had spaghetti with marinara. I asked him if they used Aunt Charlotte's marinara recipe (she used to cook for Dean Martin) and he said hell no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948752)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: orange institution foreskin

Poast the recipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948766)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

Let me see if I can find it, one sec.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948772)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

My mom used to post the recipe on her blog, now she has her own marinara recipe so I need to get it from her. She didn't pick up, but I'll poast it when I get it.

I remember she uses Contadina sauce and she said the key was using an entire sweet onion, don't chop it up, just let the entire onion sit in the pot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948878)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: orange institution foreskin

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48950262)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Stirring Lodge Black Woman

Call him. My dad was taken of chemo this week. He's supposed to go into hospice care. I'm going down to bring him up for a visit and I hope he stays. It won't be a pretty end for my kids to see but it's real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724919&forum_id=2...id.#48948775)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Sable Crusty Roommate Tanning Salon



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: maroon rigpig



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