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Was/is anyone here an HONEST biller in biglaw?

i turned off my timer if I was just chatting with coworkers,...
big cyan pisswyrm yarmulke
  05/22/25
Look at this fucking nerd using a timer
Ungodly razzmatazz boltzmann
  05/23/25
230 with no fluff is fucking insane. I routinely billed 200 ...
Vermilion nursing home telephone
  05/23/25
lol @ any "man" even using a timer, let alone turn...
Hyperventilating misunderstood state
  05/22/25
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clear charismatic faggot firefighter idiot
  05/22/25
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know-it-all police squad hall
  05/22/25
When I was above 200 my bills were most honest.
Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea
  05/22/25
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Medicated swashbuckling bbw
  05/22/25
I bill only for time where I'm 100% engaged, doing my best a...
aromatic fighting dilemma
  05/22/25
Partner: Please see me
Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea
  05/22/25
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Medicated swashbuckling bbw
  05/22/25
I am the partner. That's what's so insane about this.
aromatic fighting dilemma
  05/22/25
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clear charismatic faggot firefighter idiot
  05/22/25
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provocative flesh forum
  05/23/25
the internal moral stress of retaining honesty is a large re...
floppy box office
  05/22/25
why bother retaining honesty? the whole thing is fraud
Vermilion nursing home telephone
  05/23/25
On average probably padded 15 %. Consider it your “tip...
Rough-skinned Stage Azn
  05/22/25
18% is now normal and many biglaw firms are suggesting 20% o...
clear charismatic faggot firefighter idiot
  05/22/25
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Rough-skinned Stage Azn
  05/22/25
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Fiercely-loyal voyeur rehab
  05/22/25
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Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea
  05/23/25
My favorite story is still that Sidley associate who wrote a...
Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea
  05/22/25
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Hyperventilating misunderstood state
  05/22/25
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misanthropic flatulent center
  05/22/25
Any time I've been honest I've been passed up or fired Wh...
misanthropic flatulent center
  05/22/25
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cerebral locale
  05/22/25
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clear charismatic faggot firefighter idiot
  05/22/25
what happens when the truth comes out later?
big cyan pisswyrm yarmulke
  05/22/25
Never does imo It's all a big ponzi scheme and everyone e...
misanthropic flatulent center
  05/22/25
people who make it see the truth immediately, xo autistd and...
Bronze Factory Reset Button Senate
  05/23/25
I’m more of a look at my sent inbox and estimate type ...
Submissive adventurous affirmative action resort
  05/22/25
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provocative flesh forum
  05/23/25
While I would bill more than my actual time frequently, I ne...
nofapping mediation tanning salon
  05/22/25
(superstar biglawyer)
Exciting fuchsia headpube
  05/22/25
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Bronze Factory Reset Button Senate
  05/23/25
self preservation through mental gymnastics we're all good ...
irradiated cordovan step-uncle's house macaca
  05/23/25
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big cyan pisswyrm yarmulke
  05/22/25
If someone makes $15 an hour at McDonalds, you don't get to ...
Shivering orchestra pit french chef
  05/22/25
>Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 1...
Hyperventilating misunderstood state
  05/22/25
For a single email id do like a 0.3 or 0.4 but if you're ans...
Shivering orchestra pit french chef
  05/22/25
wait why cant they mop the floor when orders get slow
galvanic sinister stage
  05/22/25
When its super slow, they should. When its just a short ...
Shivering orchestra pit french chef
  05/22/25
im all for workers rights but i dont think mickey d's employ...
galvanic sinister stage
  05/22/25
...
Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea
  05/23/25
this guy gets it
Vermilion nursing home telephone
  05/23/25
I bill mainly based upon the value of my work product to the...
Carmine Quadroon Public Bath
  05/22/25
(Wachtel)
Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea
  05/23/25
Why would anyone be honest when you can inflate your hours b...
Arousing glassy corn cake locus
  05/23/25
The thing most non-Jewish juniors don’t understand is ...
Hyperventilating misunderstood state
  05/23/25
Real talk: the people who get "caught" are overbil...
exhilarant hunting ground base
  05/23/25
I once had to bill more than 24 hours in a day, because our ...
poppy becky dysfunction
  05/23/25
I massively underbill by a few hundred hours a year, often t...
hairraiser pit digit ratio
  05/23/25
lol
Ungodly razzmatazz boltzmann
  05/23/25
At my V5 prestigious elite M&A MFH shop at which I was c...
Ungodly razzmatazz boltzmann
  05/23/25
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poppy becky dysfunction
  05/23/25
The first thing my biglaw partner told me on day 1 is that y...
Trip ratface indian lodge
  05/23/25
I'm not even joking when I say that it's rare and heartwarmi...
exhilarant hunting ground base
  05/23/25
Wasn't this the premise for Jim Carrey's Liar Liar?
Fiercely-loyal voyeur rehab
  05/23/25


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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: big cyan pisswyrm yarmulke

i turned off my timer if I was just chatting with coworkers, browsing the internet for personal stuff, using the restroom.

also, if I accidentally left my timer running when I wasn't working, I subtracted the excess time based on my rough estimate.

under this system, the most i ever billed in a month was 230, and that was absolutely hellish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953664)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Ungodly razzmatazz boltzmann

Look at this fucking nerd using a timer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955796)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Vermilion nursing home telephone

230 with no fluff is fucking insane. I routinely billed 200 a month but actually workd like a hundred or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956128)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Hyperventilating misunderstood state

lol @ any "man" even using a timer, let alone turning it off. are u a fempoaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953677)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: clear charismatic faggot firefighter idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: know-it-all police squad hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953683)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea

When I was above 200 my bills were most honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Medicated swashbuckling bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953696)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: aromatic fighting dilemma

I bill only for time where I'm 100% engaged, doing my best and adding value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea

Partner: Please see me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953711)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Medicated swashbuckling bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953719)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: aromatic fighting dilemma

I am the partner. That's what's so insane about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: clear charismatic faggot firefighter idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953776)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: provocative flesh forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956167)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: floppy box office

the internal moral stress of retaining honesty is a large reason why I left biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Vermilion nursing home telephone

why bother retaining honesty? the whole thing is fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956129)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Stage Azn

On average probably padded 15 %. Consider it your “tip” for your services.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953725)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: clear charismatic faggot firefighter idiot

18% is now normal and many biglaw firms are suggesting 20% or even 22%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953779)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Stage Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953815)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal voyeur rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953820)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955678)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea

My favorite story is still that Sidley associate who wrote an essay admitting to billing fraud and Sidley was like, “we checked and everything looked good to us. Here’s a ten percent rebate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953784)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating misunderstood state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: misanthropic flatulent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953844)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: misanthropic flatulent center

Any time I've been honest I've been passed up or fired

When applying I'd give honest solid resumes all passed up

Then I lie even a little bit and they all bite

I tell clients realistic timetables that are still aggressive but reasonable passed or fired eventually

Now I straight up lie

Employment is a satanic system built around forcing u to lie cheat and steal in some sick humiliation ritual

Few ever see the truth about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: cerebral locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953819)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: clear charismatic faggot firefighter idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48953828)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: big cyan pisswyrm yarmulke

what happens when the truth comes out later?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954139)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: misanthropic flatulent center

Never does imo

It's all a big ponzi scheme and everyone else is in on it trying not to be caught

Seems like u only get "caught" if u step out of line politically (call out jews etc) or are bottom of the barrel and are essentially a Aztec pyramid blood sacrifice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Bronze Factory Reset Button Senate

people who make it see the truth immediately, xo autistd and women struggle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955867)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous affirmative action resort

I’m more of a look at my sent inbox and estimate type of bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954460)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: provocative flesh forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956169)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: nofapping mediation tanning salon

While I would bill more than my actual time frequently, I never billed for more than the "value" of my work product. So yes I was honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954471)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Exciting fuchsia headpube

(superstar biglawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954578)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Bronze Factory Reset Button Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955868)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: irradiated cordovan step-uncle's house macaca

self preservation through mental gymnastics

we're all good people, right? especially me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: big cyan pisswyrm yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48954529)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Shivering orchestra pit french chef

If someone makes $15 an hour at McDonalds, you don't get to dock their pay because when the orders got slow, they chatted with their cowrker rather than mopped the floor.

The same thing applies to law. You take the time you were at work, working, and you divide proportionally.

It's not natural for a person to read 500 pages of bonds without a break - in fact most research says you need to take periodic breaks for your mind to regenerate.

YOu shouldn't "pause your timer" after draftig some document because you're taking a lap to the water cooler or checking Facebook for a bit because you can't rewrite Section 13.6 e.

Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 11 pm, and it takes you 3 minutes to respond - that's not billed as a 0.05 hour. You had to be on call to check for that email, then you lost the momentum from your evening, you're going to think about that email for 10 minutes after, and the deal will be in your head for whatever else you were planning on doing that night.

My point being that whenever your brain is required to be in "work mode" - someone should be paying for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955165)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating misunderstood state

>Similarly, when you get an email on your blackberry at 11 pm, and it takes you 3 minutes to respond - that's not billed as a 0.05 hour. You had to be on call to check for that email, then you lost the momentum from your evening, you're going to think about that email for 10 minutes after, and the deal will be in your head for whatever else you were planning on doing that night.

so what do you bill for that? 1.25 to me makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955247)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Shivering orchestra pit french chef

For a single email id do like a 0.3 or 0.4 but if you're answering multiple hours then i feel like the entire time is fair game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955262)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: galvanic sinister stage

wait why cant they mop the floor when orders get slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Shivering orchestra pit french chef

When its super slow, they should.

When its just a short break, people would quit if they were expected to be fully working 100% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955278)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: galvanic sinister stage

im all for workers rights but i dont think mickey d's employees can actually quit. thats mickey d's whole business model.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955287)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:28 AM
Author: Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955680)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Vermilion nursing home telephone

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956141)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Carmine Quadroon Public Bath

I bill mainly based upon the value of my work product to the client. If I work hard on something but don't end up with a product that helps the client very much then I will actually underbill for my hours spent. Usually the product is good, though, and then I'm pretty fucking loose in my billing. Me and everyone else I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955307)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 6:28 AM
Author: Hairless Salmon Area Marketing Idea

(Wachtel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955681)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 7:31 AM
Author: Arousing glassy corn cake locus

Why would anyone be honest when you can inflate your hours by 50% without drawing suspicion? 1500 gets you fired, 2250 gets you a bonus. The only people who ever get caught do colossally stupid shit like bill more than 24 hours in a day, bill for work that was never done, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955722)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Hyperventilating misunderstood state

The thing most non-Jewish juniors don’t understand is that the firm WANTS you to inflate your bill by 50%. Incentives are entirely aligned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955798)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: exhilarant hunting ground base

Real talk: the people who get "caught" are overbilling by 200-500%, not flame. It's like the young woman who spends too long with one foot out the door, or the dude with developing mental illness who's unable to do more than an hour or two of work a couple times a week. And they're ID'd for qualitative reasons, not the billing itself, which is often a straight-up pretext to expedite getting rid of the person.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955831)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: poppy becky dysfunction

I once had to bill more than 24 hours in a day, because our faggy billing system automatically populated 8 hours on holidays. I think this was for the benefit of the hourly employees, but it carried over for salaried lawyers too. Anyway, I ended up working an 18 hour day on Thanksgiving, which the system wouldn't accept. Getting that sorted with the billing system retard was a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956150)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: hairraiser pit digit ratio

I massively underbill by a few hundred hours a year, often to the benefit of nobody (lots of contingency matters).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955792)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Ungodly razzmatazz boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Ungodly razzmatazz boltzmann

At my V5 prestigious elite M&A MFH shop at which I was considered a top associate we had a universal understanding on asshole taxes for work that came in Friday afternoon with a “don’t kill your self on this, Monday AM is fine for a markup”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: poppy becky dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956165)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Trip ratface indian lodge

The first thing my biglaw partner told me on day 1 is that you never log anything less than a 0.4 even if you spend 30 seconds on it because whatever you’re doing is taking you away from something else you could be doing and billing for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955837)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: exhilarant hunting ground base

I'm not even joking when I say that it's rare and heartwarming to hear about a partner looking out for a young person like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48955848)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal voyeur rehab

Wasn't this the premise for Jim Carrey's Liar Liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728819&forum_id=2...id.#48956178)