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How do I fuck Scumbagettes

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Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
dont be mean to their dog
racy flesh boistinker den
  05/27/25
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wonderful double fault kitchen
  05/30/25
To be fair, IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?
Light Lodge
  05/30/25
the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type
Excitant Pit Main People
  05/27/25
Lower east side of what? Brussels?
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery
Excitant Pit Main People
  05/27/25
Scumbags can't afford to live there.
onyx goal in life dragon
  05/27/25
That’s cope.
Poppy kink-friendly indian lodge candlestick maker
  05/27/25
Cope over what?
onyx goal in life dragon
  05/27/25
No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy....
Poppy kink-friendly indian lodge candlestick maker
  05/27/25
I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing ...
Excitant Pit Main People
  05/27/25
those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear...
onyx goal in life dragon
  05/27/25
u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her fema...
Excitant Pit Main People
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
guy from 2002
supple mauve crackhouse really tough guy
  05/28/25
Ludlow Street, ywia https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/...
Excitant Pit Main People
  05/28/25
a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette
supple mauve crackhouse really tough guy
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onyx goal in life dragon
  05/28/25
you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbo...
pearl arousing stag film boiling water
  05/27/25
you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach
effete umber french chef theatre
  05/27/25
I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phe...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question
effete umber french chef theatre
  05/27/25
Shut up queer.
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year
effete umber french chef theatre
  05/27/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod
vivacious center potus
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onyx goal in life dragon
  05/27/25
😔
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/28/25
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shimmering razzmatazz university filthpig
  05/30/25
That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your l...
Poppy kink-friendly indian lodge candlestick maker
  05/27/25
😔
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
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Sexy azn
  05/27/25
take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.
obsidian sneaky criminal international law enforcement agency
  05/27/25
Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? ...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene bu...
obsidian sneaky criminal international law enforcement agency
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Up-to-no-good faggotry national
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twinkling partner
  05/30/25
Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there
180 charcoal mexican institution
  05/27/25
Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who...
Bossy sepia nowag jew
  05/27/25
But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette ...
Bossy sepia nowag jew
  05/27/25
But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate ...
Bossy sepia nowag jew
  05/27/25
You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restriction...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked...
Bossy sepia nowag jew
  05/27/25
great subthread
nighttime athletic conference stage
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pearl arousing stag film boiling water
  05/28/25
It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a ...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year....
Bossy sepia nowag jew
  05/27/25
why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
Because he can handle her at her worst.
Bossy sepia nowag jew
  05/27/25
What is “her worst?” Discuss.
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/28/25
mentally ill drug addict.
Bossy sepia nowag jew
  05/29/25
shoot yourself in the thigh
comical corner
  05/27/25
Summon spritezero
Indigo prole
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galvanic voyeur
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Embarrassed To The Bone Elastic Band Location
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An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools...
Diverse Legend
  05/27/25
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Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
you have to not be jewish
beta appetizing house
  05/27/25
Im Sephardic soooooooo
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
this forum is so fucking creepy and gross
comical corner
  05/27/25
Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao
Exciting brass hospital headpube
  05/27/25
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wonderful double fault kitchen
  05/30/25
This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn...
Burgundy Dopamine Parlor
  05/27/25
upvoted
submissive foreskin
  05/27/25
slam dunk poast
Poppy kink-friendly indian lodge candlestick maker
  05/27/25
I want to fuck Scum though
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
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insane round eye boltzmann
  05/27/25
Gently
pontificating frum school
  05/27/25
move to Jersey
Blue abode
  05/27/25
Im already in Alabama
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/27/25
fat trailerpark scumbagettes
self-absorbed rough-skinned puppy menage
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Bossy sepia nowag jew
  05/27/25
Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Whi...
shimmering razzmatazz university filthpig
  05/28/25
They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/28/25
You don't have any Experience here, Champ.
shimmering razzmatazz university filthpig
  05/28/25
Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of ...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/28/25
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Mischievous new version yarmulke
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How to Seduce a Scumbaguette A Field Manual for the Battle-...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/29/25
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Mischievous new version yarmulke
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Mischievous new version yarmulke
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Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/29/25
cringe
comical corner
  05/29/25
you're the one who doesn't even get laid
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/29/25
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Low-t zippy sex offender
  05/30/25
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bat shit crazy lascivious brethren
  05/30/25
Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar...
Green aromatic set mother
  05/30/25
Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare che...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/30/25
stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.
onyx goal in life dragon
  05/30/25
Stop talking about yourself.
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/30/25
this.
beta appetizing house
  05/30/25
That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.
Green aromatic set mother
  05/30/25
https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277
supple mauve crackhouse really tough guy
  05/30/25
dear god, why?
Embarrassed To The Bone Elastic Band Location
  05/30/25
He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the o...
Green aromatic set mother
  05/30/25
Tatted chick is super hot
bat shit crazy lascivious brethren
  05/30/25
do you have alpha scumbag energy?
Stirring alcoholic church building feces
  05/30/25
Yes imo
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/30/25
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Bossy sepia nowag jew
  05/30/25
You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the r...
soul-stirring organic girlfriend stead
  05/30/25
how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer ...
swashbuckling public bath
  05/30/25
Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but th...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/30/25
so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and ...
swashbuckling public bath
  05/30/25
Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The S...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/30/25
yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex wit...
swashbuckling public bath
  05/30/25
How do I get Pure cocaine
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/30/25
from scumbags then you test it
swashbuckling public bath
  05/30/25
Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away fr...
Mischievous new version yarmulke
  05/30/25
with money
swashbuckling public bath
  05/30/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: racy flesh boistinker den

dont be mean

to their dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965383)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: wonderful double fault kitchen



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Light Lodge

To be fair,

IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975309)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Excitant Pit Main People

the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964639)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Lower east side of what? Brussels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964640)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Excitant Pit Main People

NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964642)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: onyx goal in life dragon

Scumbags can't afford to live there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964671)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Poppy kink-friendly indian lodge candlestick maker

That’s cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964674)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: onyx goal in life dragon

Cope over what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964676)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Poppy kink-friendly indian lodge candlestick maker

No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy. You’re great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964688)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Excitant Pit Main People

I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing these type boots:

https://anndemeulemeester.com/en-us/collections/boots/products/2102-w-c03-390-099-alec-ankle-boots?_pos=13&_fid=385075853&_ss=c%3Fvariant%3D39693438746784

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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: onyx goal in life dragon

those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear Ugg boots or fashion that was out of style a decade ago and they live in exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964702)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Excitant Pit Main People

u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her female partner back home waiting for u to do the needful for both of them--fact

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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964764)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964765)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: supple mauve crackhouse really tough guy

guy from 2002

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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Excitant Pit Main People

Ludlow Street, ywia

https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/video/7242738152064978218

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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: supple mauve crackhouse really tough guy

a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48967033)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: onyx goal in life dragon



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: pearl arousing stag film boiling water

you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbound and down? like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964643)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: effete umber french chef theatre

you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964647)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phenotype afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964652)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: effete umber french chef theatre

if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question

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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Shut up queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965337)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: effete umber french chef theatre

giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965374)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: vivacious center potus

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod

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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: onyx goal in life dragon



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

😔

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: shimmering razzmatazz university filthpig



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Poppy kink-friendly indian lodge candlestick maker

That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your lane, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964648)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

😔

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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Exciting brass hospital headpube



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: plum gaming laptop



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Elastic Band Location



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Sexy azn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7sevenout7

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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: obsidian sneaky criminal international law enforcement agency

take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964834)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? Im 5’10. How else can I prove my virility?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964954)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: obsidian sneaky criminal international law enforcement agency

you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene but in my day that meant baggy jeans, white tees, close crop or buzzed hair. also, drop your college accent. proper english has no place in a bar playing Whitey Ford Sings the Blues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964977)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: concupiscible resort



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good faggotry national



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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: self-absorbed rough-skinned puppy menage



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: twinkling partner



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: 180 charcoal mexican institution

Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964852)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Bossy sepia nowag jew

Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who was a slutty pothead and is now a single mom with teenage kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964877)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964952)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Bossy sepia nowag jew

take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette social network. all the girls hang out with each other, do blow and fuck each other's boyfriends/husbands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964990)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7 small iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965099)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Bossy sepia nowag jew

they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate and just want attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965106)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restrictions with hot Scumbaguettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965235)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Bossy sepia nowag jew

Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked scumbags, got knocked up and abandoned. They are in no position to demand big dicked man. Similarly there are no height and hairline restrictions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965964)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: nighttime athletic conference stage

great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965989)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: pearl arousing stag film boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48967804)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966108)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Bossy sepia nowag jew

Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year. We’re talking early age coke habit, tatted up, had a kid out of wedlock in her early 20s, several stints of in patient rehab, bleach blonde hair and orange fake tan works as a receptionist in a salon type of bitch.

He was a national honor society, marching band nerd in HS. Completely bald, 5’9” and very average sized dick. She feels like she hit the lottery with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966120)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966185)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Bossy sepia nowag jew

Because he can handle her at her worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966231)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

What is “her worst?” Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48967813)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Bossy sepia nowag jew

mentally ill drug addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48971547)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: comical corner

shoot yourself in the thigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48964993)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Indigo prole

Summon spritezero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965097)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: galvanic voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966970)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Elastic Band Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48968870)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Diverse Legend

An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965128)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965239)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: beta appetizing house

you have to not be jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965348)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Im Sephardic soooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965415)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: comical corner

this forum is so fucking creepy and gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48965670)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Exciting brass hospital headpube

Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966017)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: wonderful double fault kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972910)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Burgundy Dopamine Parlor

This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn’t get laid). Just a cheap attempt to indoctrinate us with clique theory. Nice try champ but not falling for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966021)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: submissive foreskin

upvoted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966039)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Poppy kink-friendly indian lodge candlestick maker

slam dunk poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966071)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

I want to fuck Scum though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966123)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: insane round eye boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966295)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: pontificating frum school

Gently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966025)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Blue abode

move to Jersey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966066)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Im already in Alabama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966186)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: self-absorbed rough-skinned puppy menage

fat trailerpark scumbagettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48967032)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Bossy sepia nowag jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48966253)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: shimmering razzmatazz university filthpig

Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Which is to say you have No Chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48967044)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48967093)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: shimmering razzmatazz university filthpig

You don't have any Experience here, Champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48967987)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of Scumbaguettes running their mouths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48968405)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48969139)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

How to Seduce a Scumbaguette

A Field Manual for the Battle-Damaged and Cunning

They are not angels. They are not women in the classical sense. They are not nice. They are the women who scream at waiters, wear puffer jackets in the club, call their mothers “bitch,” and never once in their lives have reflected. They are the Scumbag Clique. And you want one.

Good. You are a man of taste and war.

They have tattoos with meanings they can’t explain. They use phrases like “my truth” and “deadass” with the sincerity of a priest offering the host. They vape watermelon poison and think astrology is real. They mock The Iliad but cry over TikToks. They are Scumbaguettes. They are emotionally bankrupt, morally stunted, and sexually omnivorous. If you bring a flower, they will laugh. If you bring ketamine, they will follow.

To seduce them, you must amputate your dignity at the shoulder.

RULE ONE: NO LOSERY PHRASES

Do not say “the former” or “the latter.” Do not say “as it were,” “I posit,” or “to wit.” These are sounds that do not penetrate their ears. They interpret these noises as threats or attempts to shame them for their GEDs. They are immune to structure. They consider syntax fascist. If you use commas properly, they assume you're a virgin.

Speak in raw nouns. Grunt when possible. Talk like an unmedicated YouTuber:

“This slaps.”

“I’m off a bean.”

“Let’s spin the block.”

“He’s cooked.”

Say things that sound like violence or sex or money. No abstractions. They fear abstraction.

RULE TWO: NEVER BE “SAFE”

They want chaos. They want tension. They want the bartender to ask you to leave. If you ask what they “do for work,” you have already lost. They hate their jobs and see your question as small talk—which to them is violence. If you want to win, lean close and say something foul. Not cruel—foul. Something that could get you banned from HR. Something that makes her laugh because it breaks the furniture of her soul.

The average Scumbaguette has been chased out of five cities and two group chats. You are not going to impress her with good credit. You impress her by being a spectacle. Be dangerous, or be forgotten.

RULE THREE: BE THE DEVIL, NOT THE DAD

Do not correct her. Do not educate her. Do not show her the right way to do anything. You are not her father. Her father is either in prison or her phone contacts under “do not answer.” If you say, “Actually, it’s pronounced…” she will ghost you mid-date.

Instead, encourage her worst impulses. If she says she keyed her ex’s car, say, “Hell yeah.” If she says she hasn’t paid taxes in six years, say, “As you should.” You are the demon on her shoulder, not the angel.

RULE FOUR: DRESS LIKE YOU JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE WOODS

They don’t want clean men. They want feral men. They want mullets, chipped nails, coats that smell like gasoline. You must look like you either just won a bar fight or are about to start one. She must not know whether you are on parole or on tour. If you own a Patagonia fleece, burn it now.

RULE FIVE: NEVER APOLOGIZE

She might bait you into it. She might accuse you of being “problematic” for liking Kubrick or saying “chick.” You must not flinch. If you show guilt, she will smell it like a dying animal. She will circle you, destroy you, screenshot you. But if you say, “Yeah, and?”—she will fold like a beach chair.

They are addicted to conflict but hate winning it. She wants to rage at a man who will not move. You are that man. Smile as she yells. Order another drink. Light a cigarette indoors.

RULE SIX: WALK AWAY FIRST

You must always leave. Do not linger. Do not ask what she’s doing later. Do not seek her approval. Once she is semi-laughing and calling you “insane,” you vanish. No goodbyes. Just say “bet” and leave like you have crimes to commit.

She will text. It might take hours. It might take days. She will say something chaotic and cold. Respond once. Something like:

“Newports?”

“U up?”

“Pull up.”

She’ll come. She always comes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972122)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972141)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972142)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972143)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: comical corner

cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972147)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

you're the one who doesn't even get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972188)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: Low-t zippy sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972688)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: bat shit crazy lascivious brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972912)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: Green aromatic set mother

Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar starting after work on local payday. Wear sports insignia stuff including baseball cap. Flash some cash. Lie your ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972683)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare checks” hit? This occurs at a specific time of the month iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48972900)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: onyx goal in life dragon

stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48973080)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Stop talking about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48973355)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: beta appetizing house

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48973863)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Green aromatic set mother

That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48974037)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: supple mauve crackhouse really tough guy

https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48973137)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Elastic Band Location

dear god, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48973791)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Green aromatic set mother

He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the only one who gets to fuck my dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48974834)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lascivious brethren

Tatted chick is super hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48974047)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Stirring alcoholic church building feces

do you have alpha scumbag energy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48973375)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Yes imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48973500)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Bossy sepia nowag jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48973981)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring organic girlfriend stead

You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the resident expert on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer is drugs, it always was drugs, and it always will be drugs, have drugs dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975049)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but the kind who didn't go to college or know what OCI is. But it's the same fundamental problem that Scumbaguettes introduce. It's like trying to get with a Nurse or something. They hate Losery Doctors with high GPAs and liberal artists are kind of just Worse and much Poorer than Doctors.

Fundamentally I'm just tired of idiot Loser Women and their "thoughts" and am drawn to Women with No Thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975093)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and your problem is solved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975099)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The Same. I'm not going to go around Killing Hot Girls and myself unless it's after I get laid. Usually I do coke before sex iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975103)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975272)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

How do I get Pure cocaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975294)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

from scumbags then you test it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975302)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Mischievous new version yarmulke

Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975306)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling public bath

with money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2...id.#48975307)