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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Razzle-dazzle sapphire church
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Soul-stirring principal's office
  05/27/25
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Razzle-dazzle sapphire church
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
Crawly bipolar senate
  05/27/25
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Razzle-dazzle sapphire church
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
Lake Idiot
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Fiercely-loyal church building famous landscape painting
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
Red heaven mental disorder
  05/27/25
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shimmering pit telephone
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
Blue flirting mother regret
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Razzle-dazzle sapphire church
  05/28/25
jfc
Pink Rehab Cuck
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
Bateful walnut parlor philosopher-king
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sapphire church

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring principal's office

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sapphire church



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Crawly bipolar senate

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sapphire church



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Lake Idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church building famous landscape painting

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Red heaven mental disorder

id buy one u got a link?

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: shimmering pit telephone



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Blue flirting mother regret

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sapphire church

Much like my wife

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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Pink Rehab Cuck

jfc

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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: Bateful walnut parlor philosopher-king

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2...id.#48966805)