Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I...	Magenta crusty stock car	05/28/25
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Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy	Ruby house	05/28/25
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I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve hea...	cowgod	06/06/25

Date: May 28th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: Magenta crusty stock car Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I have a stomach ache I have a headache I have food poisoning I have allergies I have a cold I have the flu my alarm didn't go off my car won't start I missed the bus I have to pick up my kid I have to pick up my boyfriend I have to help my sister move I have to help my neighbor move I have to move did you know I was moving I totally can't make it I know I don't have any PTO or sick time left can you approve it anyway I know we just talked about my attendance I know I've already missed twelve shifts since March I know I promised to work five days I know I said I would help I know it's going to be busy but I just can't make it can you call Melissa maybe you can call Erica maybe you can call Natalie maybe you can call Jessica I would totally come in today but I really can't make it do you think you can approve my vacation time for next week I know I just got back from Vegas but I totally need some me time for my like mental health didn't HR say you have to approve that I'm pretty sure I'm entitled to it because of like that lawsuit or whatever and did I mention that I have children and did I mention that I'm an immigrant and did I mention that Shaniqua from HR said I could call her anytime and did I mention that I can't come in today or tomorrow either and did I mention that I wasn't feeling good do you think you could approve my time off? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48966729)

Date: May 28th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: cordovan kink-friendly affirmative action french chef hahaha fucking niggers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48966740)

Date: May 28th, 2025 12:47 AM Author: ebony state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48966744)

Date: May 28th, 2025 1:06 AM Author: Ruby house Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48966749)

Date: May 28th, 2025 1:13 AM Author: Magenta crusty stock car ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48966750)

Date: May 28th, 2025 2:27 AM Author: Sapphire awkward giraffe clearly from op they've gone to unlimited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48966774)

Date: May 28th, 2025 6:27 AM Author: Lemon church building Remember when you wanted to date a woman? Ljl what were you thinking nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48966853)

Date: May 28th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: ultramarine therapy area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48967515)

Date: May 28th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: Magenta crusty stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48968392)

Date: June 6th, 2025 6:13 AM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48991564)

Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48993793)

Date: June 6th, 2025 11:02 PM Author: cowgod (cowgod) I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve heard “call out” and “call off” now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2...id.#48993801)