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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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talented house police squad
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
copper flirting site sneaky criminal
  05/30/25
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Titillating Umber Mental Disorder
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Diverse Charcoal Becky
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Startling lodge roommate
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
mustard public bath
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
cyan cerebral space
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
mustard public bath
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
shivering pit prole
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
purple irradiated sandwich trailer park
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Swashbuckling Ivory Mad Cow Disease Plaza
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
pink coffee pot
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
brass native masturbator
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Aggressive thirsty degenerate
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
brass native masturbator
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
angry hideous abode
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
slimy theatre
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: talented house police squad



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: copper flirting site sneaky criminal

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Titillating Umber Mental Disorder



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Diverse Charcoal Becky

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Startling lodge roommate

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: mustard public bath

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: cyan cerebral space

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: mustard public bath

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: shivering pit prole

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: purple irradiated sandwich trailer park

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Ivory Mad Cow Disease Plaza

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: pink coffee pot

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: brass native masturbator

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Aggressive thirsty degenerate

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: brass native masturbator

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: angry hideous abode

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: slimy theatre

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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