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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Twinkling state
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Mahogany Nudist Newt Theater Stage
  05/30/25
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contagious coral university
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Federal unhinged rigpig
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Bateful Plum Principal's Office Striped Hyena
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
house-broken bespoke den
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
stimulating impressive useless brakes bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
house-broken bespoke den
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Concupiscible goal in life
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
yapping lake hospital
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
lilac stead
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
talented lavender piazza
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Indecent spruce senate
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Supple fortuitous meteor temple
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Indecent spruce senate
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
bipolar sinister philosopher-king trailer park
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Vivacious shimmering theater
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Twinkling state



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Mahogany Nudist Newt Theater Stage

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: contagious coral university



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Federal unhinged rigpig

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Bateful Plum Principal's Office Striped Hyena

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: house-broken bespoke den

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: stimulating impressive useless brakes bawdyhouse

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: house-broken bespoke den

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible goal in life

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: yapping lake hospital

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lilac stead

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: talented lavender piazza

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Indecent spruce senate

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Supple fortuitous meteor temple

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Indecent spruce senate

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: bipolar sinister philosopher-king trailer park

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Vivacious shimmering theater

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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