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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Cyan Wild Private Investor Area
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
outnumbered people who are hurt
  05/30/25
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Appetizing Opaque Business Firm Dog Poop
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
flickering meetinghouse immigrant
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
hairraiser potus
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Soul-stirring blue native
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
adulterous racy shitlib parlour
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Soul-stirring blue native
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
ivory trip selfie stage
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Big forum
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Yapping pearl hell dopamine
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Glittery olive institution mother
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Bisexual library
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Judgmental state
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Bisexual library
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
adventurous pocket flask
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
multi-colored misanthropic toaster resort
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Cyan Wild Private Investor Area



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: outnumbered people who are hurt

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Appetizing Opaque Business Firm Dog Poop



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: flickering meetinghouse immigrant

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: hairraiser potus

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring blue native

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: adulterous racy shitlib parlour

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring blue native

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: ivory trip selfie stage

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Big forum

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Yapping pearl hell dopamine

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Glittery olive institution mother

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Bisexual library

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Judgmental state

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Bisexual library

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: adventurous pocket flask

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: multi-colored misanthropic toaster resort

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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